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Posted by Astrobyn
fuckin... soda canMore like a Red Bull can
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OMG that was literally my nickname for my scorp ex. redbull can.
Posted by MoonArtist
So, what you're saying is you hate penis and prefer vagina. That's ok! There's nothing wrong with liking the girly bits!HEY!! SCORPIOS!! HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE GIRLY BITS?
I'm saying wtf I'm saying kiss a scorpio dick since you seem to love it so much crabby cancer!!
Who says I haven't? Darling, you don't know real pleasure until you make a man come undone. Was your little tantrum supposed to offend me? I'm completely comfortable with my sexuality and I know what I like.
For a troll you're failing miserably.
Go and continue on then yuck! It's quite dissatisfying to go through all the bull with a scorpio only to find there winks are small eww oh and darling what a great feat you've done aim a little higher in life cat face and I love men I also think women are beautiful but would never sleep with one kiss my ass!
Ah ha! The ugly truth comes out! You're a bitter young lady and you got played by an ass chaser!
As for aiming higher? You couldn't possibly hope to reach my heights or depths. With all your ass kissing comments, though, I sort of doubt how much you would not sleep with a woman. A wee bit of wishful thinking? My lips are too good for your ass.
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Wow your really freaking concerned you must like women. What the hell? And why are your lips too good have you overdosed on peeny weeny. Oh yeah I would love to go back and forth on dxpnet all my life! Kiss my ass! As far as getting played by a scorpio that's what they do! I'm unashamed Darrrrling! Go clam up Crab!
Posted by MoonArtist
By the way, that would be a waste of a thumping penis.I was going to say something rather foul...
Don't stop! Do say something rather foul!
Okay.
Creole...please cover your eyes. I don't want you to think less of me.
But...
If he just pulled it out of her ass and thumped her square in the face without a courtesy wipe, that would be quite fitting, no?
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For a troll that would be quite fitting.
Fit a peeny ween in your mouth!
Posted by MoonArtist
By the way, that would be a waste of a thumping penis.I was going to say something rather foul...
Don't stop! Do say something rather foul!
Okay.
Creole...please cover your eyes. I don't want you to think less of me.
But...
If he just pulled it out of her ass and thumped her square in the face without a courtesy wipe, that would be quite fitting, no?
For a troll that would be quite fitting.
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Yeah in tree tree trunking dream!
Posted by MoonArtist
So, what you're saying is you hate penis and prefer vagina. That's ok! There's nothing wrong with liking the girly bits!HEY!! SCORPIOS!! HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE GIRLY BITS?
I'm saying wtf I'm saying kiss a scorpio dick since you seem to love it so much crabby cancer!!
Who says I haven't? Darling, you don't know real pleasure until you make a man come undone. Was your little tantrum supposed to offend me? I'm completely comfortable with my sexuality and I know what I like.
For a troll you're failing miserably.
Go and continue on then yuck! It's quite dissatisfying to go through all the bull with a scorpio only to find there winks are small eww oh and darling what a great feat you've done aim a little higher in life cat face and I love men I also think women are beautiful but would never sleep with one kiss my ass!
Ah ha! The ugly truth comes out! You're a bitter young lady and you got played by an ass chaser!
As for aiming higher? You couldn't possibly hope to reach my heights or depths. With all your ass kissing comments, though, I sort of doubt how much you would not sleep with a woman. A wee bit of wishful thinking? My lips are too good for your ass.
Wow your really freaking concerned you must like women. What the hell? And why are your lips too good have you overdosed on peeny weeny. Oh yeah I would love to go back and forth on dxpnet all my life! Kiss my ass! As far as getting played by a scorpio that's what they do! I'm unashamed Darrrrling! Go clam up Crab!
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Concerned? Hardly. Yes, I do like women. We're pretty fucking awesome creatures. My lips are too good for your ass because I wouldn't lower myself to putting something as fabulous as mine on your ass. Since you can't argue, aren't witty and completely lack logic you are unworthy of my lips, for from them h
Learn to kiss my ass!
Concerned? Hardly. Yes, I do like women. We're pretty fucking awesome creatures. My lips are too good for your ass because I wouldn't lower myself to putting something as fabulous as mine on your ass. Since you can't argue, aren't witty and completely lack logic you are unworthy of my lips, for from them have flowed poetry, curses and praise more profound than you could ever imagine.
FYI, clams and crabs are not the same.
Posted by Librapride18
Learn to kiss my ass!
So original.
Adios
Posted by Rabbit
This is not helping my migraine.I should go to bed.
Getting a good laugh isn't helping?
*closes eyes, sticks fingers in ears, and hums "Mary Had a Little Lamb" repeatedly*
Posted by Rabbit
This is not helping my migraine.I should go to bed.
Getting a good laugh isn't helping?
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I had a great laugh CRAB
Posted by Rabbit
This is not helping my migraine.I should go to bed.
Getting a good laugh isn't helping?
Not at all. It only increases the throbbing.
In my head.
I mean my skull.
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That is not good. If it gets too bad with the pressure, you know what they used to do? Drain it.
Posted by Rabbit
This is not helping my migraine.I should go to bed.
Getting a good laugh isn't helping?
I had a great laugh CRAB
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I found you amusing, too. See? We CAN agree on something! 😄
Posted by CreoleGeisha
*closes eyes, sticks fingers in ears, and hums "Mary Had a Little Lamb" repeatedly*
Humming might not be enough. I'd sing it really loudly. 😉
You should. Leave. Now. Things could get messy here.
Posted by Rabbit
This is not helping my migraine.I should go to bed.
Getting a good laugh isn't helping?
I had a great laugh CRAB
I found you amusing, too. See? We CAN agree on something! 😄
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Bloopadee blah blah bloopadi!
You go, girl! That's some badass nonsense right there! 😆
Oh woooopadee wha wha bloopadee' blah blah bloop!
That's it! Let it all out! You'll feel much better when you do.
That is not good. If it gets too bad with the pressure, you know what they used to do? Drain it.
Tis true.
It had the added benefit of letting out the demons. 😄
** Trepanning.
lol Montgomery, that is exactly what I was thinking but your finds are so much more delightfully gory! 😄
Libras are huge vaginas anyway so any dick would be tiny.
Prolly big enough to hide a 777 in as well.
Posted by Wynter
Prolly big enough to hide a 777 in as well.
lol
i know of a scorpio who seriously has the smallest member ive ever seen. Standing up to piss is unnecessary.
i know another who was pretty well endowed.
Damn, that's a big, gaping vagina! o.O
Ummm.....seriously? They're touting penis size to too much or too little masturbation?
Posted by MoonArtist
Ummm.....seriously? They're touting penis size to too much or too little masturbation?
it's a bit silly. But hey, there are guys out there that are desperately wanting something a little "upgrade" 😛
austin powers: pumps? do they even exist?
Posted by MoonArtist
lol Montgomery, that is exactly what I was thinking but your finds are so much more delightfully gory! 😄
I try.
*curtsies*
*loud, unintelligible shriek*
Posted by Librapride18
Scorpios must have small penis because they're egos are tree trunking huge! Much logic! Kiss my Black a**Why are you so angry?
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No ones angry. Kiss my ass.
Who really cares! Next!!
Posted by Librapride18
Scorpios must have small penis because they're egos are tree trunking huge! Much logic! Kiss my Black a**Why are you so angry?
No ones angry. Kiss my ass.
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Well I feel I should tell you that, at the risk of sounding critical, your overall language and tone come across as extraordinarily hostile. AND I WILL NOT KISS ANY PART OF YOU. So don't ask.
Posted by Librapride18
Who really cares! Next!!Yup she quit.
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BLACK Aaaaaah!!
Posted by Librapride18
Scorpios must have small penis because they're egos are tree trunking huge! Much logic! Kiss my Black a**Why are you so angry?
No ones angry. Kiss my ass.
Maybe a scorpio's penis isn't small. Maybe your vagina has just been stretch to all hell?
And am I supposed to kiss your "ass" or kiss your "black ass." You need to specify.
Indeed...sex with Librapride18 must look something like this:
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BLACK ASS!
Posted by CreoleGeisha
*loud, unintelligible shriek*I think we broke this poor Libra.
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I hope that is not meant in the r- rated sense. I'd feel very hurt if that were so.
Posted by CreoleGeisha
*loud, unintelligible shriek*I think we broke this poor Libra.
I hope that is not meant in the r- rated sense. I'd feel very hurt if that were so.
I would never imply such a thing. In regards to you.
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Groovy. Thank you. *hugs*
Posted by Librapride18
Scorpios must have small penis because they're egos are tree trunking huge! Much logic! Kiss my Black a**The ego thing comes from knowing when you're dead right and not being dumb enough to bullshit about stuff you know nothing about. I do this, too, and I'm a Cancer.
Your penis must be tiny.
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If penis=clitoris....yes.
Posted by Librapride18
Scorpios must have small penis because they're egos are tree trunking huge! Much logic! Kiss my Black a**Why are you so angry?
No ones angry. Kiss my ass.
Maybe a scorpio's penis isn't small. Maybe your vagina has just been stretch to all hell?
And am I supposed to kiss your "ass" or kiss your "black ass." You need to specify.
Indeed...sex with Librapride18 must look something like this:
Two men enter. Maaaaaaaybe one leaves. Most are lost forever.
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Three men enter. Only one returns...in pieces....
Posted by Librapride18
Scorpios must have small penis because they're egos are tree trunking huge! Much logic! Kiss my Black a**The ego thing comes from knowing when you're dead right and not being dumb enough to bullshit about stuff you know nothing about. I do this, too, and I'm a Cancer.
Your penis must be tiny.
If penis=clitoris....yes.
Aw... this time my joke went over head 😢
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Well, that's not surprising. Penises aren't very far from the ground. 😉
Ok, help me understand the joke that went over my head....aka, the not penis head.
Posted by Librapride18
Scorpios must have small penis because they're egos are tree trunking huge! Much logic! Kiss my Black a**The ego thing comes from knowing when you're dead right and not being dumb enough to bullshit about stuff you know nothing about. I do this, too, and I'm a Cancer.
rofl....ok, I got it! My comment still fits. Yes! I have a very tiny penis.
Your penis must be tiny.
If penis=clitoris....yes.
Aw... this time my joke went over head 😢
Well, that's not surprising. Penises aren't very far from the ground. 😉
Ok, help me understand the joke that went over my head....aka, the not penis head.
Well, first I know, I know you're female. I just thought that her statement was so ludicrous that I could apply it to a female, since you said you shared the qualities that she claimed gave scorpio's a small penis, and it would make a much sense. Just sarcasm... really.... bad sarcasm...
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lol at this thread.
Well, I have to say that this 'weird topic' has been discussed quite often in uhmmm... 'another forum'.
So... gentlemen, brace yourselves lol
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When you say that "it's not logic" that Scorpio men have a small penis, you are deceiving yourself. And I'm gonna tell you why.
( Source: Many alpha females from 'x' forum )
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*Scorpio/8th house is the sign of fertility and you will almost never find a Scorpio man with that kind of problem. Girl may get pregnant at the first attempt.
*But talking about penis size and stamina, what happens is paradoxically the contrary of what seems patently obvious and the reason is:
*Because almost every well-endowed man has "the pleaser's nature". Scorpio men are passionate, agressive and very often confrontational, but they don't have the pleaser's nature. Hence, don't expect a big or a very capable "tool". And if your Scorpio man has one, It's pretty sure that he has "something more" in his Natal Chart.
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And I have to say that from my own experience, this is true. Ex was a Scorpio and he had a 4" dick, another one had Mars in 8th house, He had a 4" penis too. (Sadly, we didn't have many things in common out of the bedroom either. I'm still looking for my Taurean or a Leo).
Anyway, what kind of men do have 'the pleaser's nature' then?
(The following is a Copy-paste from 'x' forum).
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Well-endowed men quite often have strong Taurus, Leo, Pisces, Saggitarius, Libra (and surprisingly Virgo) Mars placements.
-John Holmes had Mars in Virgo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_(pornographic_actor)
-Some of these placements are:
** Mars CONJ Jupiter - 1st house.
** Mars in 5th House - Very powerful placement.
** Mars in 2nd House aspecting Pluto.
** Mars CONJ Uranus and Moon in the 4th.
** Mars CONJ Uranus in 11th House.
** Mars CONJ Jupiter in 7th House.
** Mars CONJ Jupiter in Virgo.
** Mars CONJ Sun in 5th House.
- More info -
***Man with Mars CONJ Moon in the 4th house, aspecting Pallas in the 7th, was really Big and not self-centered.
***Guy who had Mars CONJ Venus, Uranus and also CONJ Abundantia(151) in the 2nd House - He was huge and with an insane sex drive. He was like a walking-dildo.
***Man with Mars CONJ Kaali/Vesta(Libra 5th House) Sextile Venus/Eros(Sagittarius 7th House) could have sex without dropping 'the seed' (Ta
- More info -
***Man with Mars CONJ Moon in the 4th house, aspecting Pallas in the 7th, was really Big and not self-centered.
***Guy who had Mars CONJ Venus, Uranus and also CONJ Abundantia(151) in the 2nd House - He was huge and with an insane sex drive. He was like a walking-dildo.
***Man with Mars CONJ Kaali/Vesta(Libra 5th House) Sextile Venus/Eros(Sagittarius 7th House) could have sex without dropping 'the seed' (Tantra).
***Man who had Mars in 1st House CONJ Pluto and Moon was really Big. Wife had twins in her first pregnacy. (She had Moon CONJ Mercury in the 5th - Gemini)
***Man with Mars CONJ Jupiter in the 1st House (Sagittarius) was very fit and lasted ages. He had a big "tool".
***Man with Sun CONJ Mars in Taurus(2nd House) trine Saturn (Capricorn) was Huge and with a high sex drive.
***Man with Mars CONJ Uranus(Pisces) - both sextile Jupiter(Cancer) had a monster 'down there'.
[EDIT]Added 08/12/2013: Man with Sun CONJ Mars in Libra (also Juno) Squaring Jupiter in Cancer had a very thick one and could last forever. Kissed a lot in bed -(Girl married him after 7 months of their relationship :sweetheart: ).
***Guy who had Mars CONJ Jupiter in the 11th House(Virgo) was Huge! - (Also aspecting Uranus).
***Man who had Mars CONJ Jupiter in the 9th House was very big and almost insatiable.
***Guy with Mars CONJ Sun, also Vesta in 5th House. He could last forever and practice Tantric Sex.
***Guy with Sun CONJ Mars in the 5th House (Libra)- Mars in the 13th(sacred) degree. He carried a Python and had almost animal lust.
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Ok, that's all I guess.
Have fun! lol and a Good Day!
P.D.
Women with the tightest Vajayjays quite often have Venus in the 1st/3rd/6th and 8th House and/or aspecting Mercury/Saturn.
But if you don't. You can always practice those magic "Kegels" 🙂
~Enjoy this incarnation as much as you can! But be always loyal to yourself!~
Posted by MissFisk
Is this how you guys gather your groupies? Make them feel sorry for your small dick so they have no choice but to play up your other positive aspects? Clever.
lol You just described Scorpio's nature pretty well with few words.
Well that was a cute attempt.
Good luck trolling a Scorpio though.
Wrong forum, sweet heart.
I seen four scorpio peens. Slept with two and and all four were all mediocre in size.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Ferrara
Manuel Ferrara . Scorpio male with a big dick ..
now everytime someone says : scorpio = small penis..
you can show a video of him on pornhub! lmao
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***Man with Mars CONJ Moon in the 4th house, aspecting Pallas in the 7th, was really Big and not self-centered.
***Guy who had Mars CONJ Venus, Uranus and also CONJ Abundantia(151) in the 2nd House - He was huge and with an insane sex drive. He was like a walking-dildo.
***Man with Mars CONJ Kaali/Vesta(Libra 5th House) Sextile Venus/Eros(Sagittarius 7th House) could have sex without dropping 'the seed' (Tantra).
***Man who had Mars in 1st House CONJ Pluto and Moon was really Big. Wife had twins in her first pregnacy. (She had Moon CONJ Mercury in the 5th - Gemini)
***Man with Mars CONJ Jupiter in the 1st House (Sagittarius) was very fit and lasted ages. He had a big "tool".
***Man with Sun CONJ Mars in Taurus(2nd House) trine Saturn (Capricorn) was Huge and with a high sex drive.
***Man with Mars CONJ Uranus(Pisces) - both sextile Jupiter(Cancer) had a monster 'down there'.
[EDIT]Added 08/12/2013: Man with Sun CONJ Mars in Libra (also Juno) Squaring Jupiter in Cancer had a very thick one and could last forever. Kissed a lot in bed -(Girl married him after 7 months of their relationship :sweetheart: ).
***Guy who had Mars CONJ Jupiter in the 11th House(Virgo) was Huge! - (Also aspecting Uranus).
***Man who had Mars CONJ Jupiter in the 9th House was very big and almost insatiable.
***Guy with Mars CONJ Sun, also Vesta in 5th House. He could last forever and practice Tantric Sex.
***Guy with Sun CONJ Mars in the 5th House (Libra)- Mars in the 13th(sacred) degree. He carried a Python and had almost animal lust.——————————————
Ok, that's all I guess.
Have fun! lol and a Good Day!P.D.
Women with the tightest Vajayjays quite often have Venus in the 1st/3rd/6th and 8th House and/or aspecting Mercury/Saturn.
But if you don't. You can always practice those magic "Kegels" 🙂
~Enjoy this incarnation as much as you can! But be always loyal to yourself!~Posted by MissFisk
Is this how you guys gather your groupies? Make them feel sorry for your small dick so they have no choice but to play up your other positive aspects? Clever.lol You just described Scorpio's nature pretty well with few words.
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