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Posted by everevolvingepithet
Brother and his g/f.
None of his friends want him even though he bragged at his 'options' heh.
Parents don't because :
1. imo it's about time they had their freedom
2. He's a compulsive liar who owes them a grand or so last time I checked.
Plus he wants his 'independence' :/
I've cleared the air at least, failing that I'll either beat the shit out of him and go to the atm, or beat the shit out of him and make him transfer the cash as I sit smoking his weed (even though I've stopped, sans 420 and the day after) 😛 🙂
I have trainers and tranklements with my name on them dammit !




sigh, dare i ask what sign they are?
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Posted by trifles light as air*
ooooooh, well that explains everything then.
my brother is currently living with me and my boyfriend. WORST IDEA EVER.
just biding my time til the lease runs up.............*tick tock*

then i'ma buy a house and ditch apartment living.



i lived with a boyfriend once, a leo, and id never do it again. i wouldnt have a roommate even if they paid me. no fucking way. i even put it out there and say it b4 anyone has a chance to ask down the road.
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Posted by everevolvingepithet
I'm tepmpted to smoke all their weed when they go to bed, then fuck I don't know find a maimed, lame, mangy looking squirrel from the nearby park, stay up all night and sit stroking it in the morning, cackling 'Skrilla !!! where mah skrilla!!'
Then deny smoking the weed.

Ha



so they cant afford to buy weed but want to smoke it?

like Snoop said "everybody got a cup, but they aint chipped in."
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Posted by trifles light as air*
you've lost it bling.


😢
I know.
I've tried hiding in my room with headphones on.
I can still here them going to the fridge every 5 mins.:/



you should put a lock on the fridge


You seen that chase scene with the T-Rex in Jurassic Park ?
Yeah.🙂
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lol