-Sneaks into the Eight House-

-sneaks past sleeping guard Scorpios and ones obsessing over tv shows-
...Hmm. -checks north node compass-
-Looks around-

What do I find? Tell me. 😄

Posted by KVZZMIR11
Aries Moon, 8th house is in the house.

-hides behind a drunk vampire trying to avoid paying taxes- Oh goodness, didn't see that coming. -watches to see what happens. Taking down notes and recording it-

Posted by IrresistableScorp
Plasma and dark matter.

-collects samples- The science nerd will cream themselves over these.
-walks along, foolishly, deeper into the 8th House-

Posted by IrresistableScorp
Watch out for the super massive black hole. We 8th housers know where to tread right outside the event parameter. Little advice for ya!

Is it the legendary abyss? Did you all mark it or anything? Noted. Thanks.
Scorpios seem like a friendly helpful bunch, no idea why they get called evil...-walks along-

Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
lol @ and ones obsessing over tv shows.

you can't sneak past me.

I have Saturn in my 8th house. 😄

D8 I've been spotted!

Options:
- Stare
- Cry
- RUN BITCH RUN
- Bribe

"So how many coupons for things you want will it take for you to pretend you never saw me?" -waves coupons to dunkin donuts-

Autumn.

*can't wait*

Juno will greet you at the entrance, when you arrive...

And Lilith will let you out, as you reach the end--

When she's ready. 🙂

lol @ Sir Horns trying to be cheap in the 8th.

Posted by Montgomery
Autumn.

*can't wait*

Juno will greet you at the entrance, when you arrive...

And Lilith will let you out, as you reach the end--

When she's ready. 🙂

Hmm. Juno should be straight forward enough.
With Lilith...all I need to do is wear a cup, say no and run towards salvation or well the 9th house; whichever is first.

Posted by TwirlingStrawberry

FAIL

if you would have tossed starbucks gift cards at me as a distraction.....you my have had a chance.

my saturn is in gemini.....it doesn't take much 😛

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-gasps-

Options:
- Unpinch Penny
- Chicken Dance seductively
- Play Dead
- Summon a Taurus

" $ 20 to spend on whatever you want if you let me pass. Think of what you could get. All the lattes and muffins. Maybe cake. Think of it~"

-tries to sneak away-

Posted by Montgomery
lol @ Sir Horns trying to be cheap in the 8th.

Don't laugh at my pain. It stings and BURNS to not be cheap.

Posted by IrresistableScorp
Lol @ unpinch penny. Haha. Never. Going. To. Happen. Cap. And you know it!!!

I'll fight till I'm transformed into a poor man.

*sniffs air* Ohh~ Is someone cooking~Posted by KVZZMIR11
I have set 8th house on fire...RUN FOR YOU LIVES!

...HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IN A WATERY house!?
-watches the fire get sucked into the abyss- ...how convenient. *Notes, Records and walks along*

-Pluto/Moon, Pluto/Mars and Pluto/Venus energies tingle- ...-looks around- Hello? -Grabs chainsaw katana and someone's great grandpa's stamp collection book-

Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
*reads your mind, because pluto can do that*

whispers......"do the seductive chicken dance for me and I'll pretend I never seen you here" 😉

Posted by IrresistableScorp
I wanna see the seductive chicken dance too!! Where's moonies popcorn gif when ya need it?

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//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai6RbzC-zFM
-Whispers- Are you seduced yet?

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by Montgomery
lol @ Sir Horns trying to be cheap in the 8th.

Don't laugh at my pain. It stings and BURNS to not be cheap.

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*disapproving look*

Caps (from my experience) are sensible/frugal-- not cheap.

And they give good, thoughtful gifts.

But they dooo make excuses. 😄

Posted by starlover
Merc in Scorp 8th house...detective mind with murky dirty thoughts

Like how hot dogs are made and the trash rate per country?
-points to Elle- I'm sure SHE'D love to chat with you on all that.

Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
since you've done seductive chicken dance.....I'll distract star for you 😛

but when you run across LIB, you are on your own. 😄

*loads super soaker full of holy water* I do. -Salutes-

Posted by Montgomery

*disapproving look*

Caps (from my experience) are sensible/frugal-- not cheap.

And they give good, thoughtful gifts.

But they dooo make excuses. 😄

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Pecking Order:
Friends/Family/Lover = Spoiled with frugal gifts and what not
Me = CHEAP
Foes = What are you asking for?
Anyone single offering to feed me = My body

Posted by exoskeleton
*stands on head*

-passes by-