so scorps......are you seaworthy??

i thought that as water signs we are kinda attracted to water. i live near the sea and i've always lived near either lakes or streams and i love swimming too. my dad taught me how to scuba dive when i was a kid and i love that also but put me on a boat and i instantly go green. the bigger the boat, the more pronounced the nausea is.

i went on a massive ferry from dover, england to calais, france a couple of years ago and i started feeling like poo when we were still in the harbour. when the ferry finally started moving, i had my head down the toilet. everyone else was mooching around nonchalantly while i was gripping the walls to get from A to B and sweating buckets in the process. it was the most godawful journey of my life.....slighly enhanced by a performance of 'donald where's your troosers' by a bunch of drunken football hooligans, lol.

do you have your sealegs?

My ex Scorp is very comfortable with water, very into water sports and such. He did grow up near a lake though, so his comfort level might be more attributed to that than his sign.

omg...could i have made a more boring thread perhaps?

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'donald where's your troosers' by a bunch of drunken football hooligans

hahaha.

Can't imagine the beautiful exotic Rig on a boat full of piss ed's.

la playa LiB?? well, i hope you have a fabulous time and acts of god don't interfere with your bliss 🙂

AA: i was singing the choruses!! 'let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, blah di blah di blah di o, somethin', somethin' somethin' else...DONALD WHERE'S YOUR TROOOOOOOSERS!!'

I know of one. Female. Alias = Eden. Blonde. Scorpio.

It was a typical hot summers day in Los Angeles. Malibu was heaving as usual. The shaks were choca. And the waves were looking pretty rad. (See what i did there? I used surfing terminology)
So it's boiling hot, everyone's smoking weed. Tits everywhere.
So i look out, and see this blonde chick at third point. Assed up from the calves up, that shit was looking tight! She comes out, tits and everything, clutching a Chanel surf board believe it or not. She stops for a second, bends over, and flings her peroxide locks back. Tits and everything. Like that scene from James Bond. She walks over and shakes my hand and introduces herself as Eden "Queen of the waves".

She then told me about her natural affinity with the sea + spirituality

haha, the chorus is all you need to know. It's a classic. Esp when drunk 😉

how on earth could she walk with an ass from the calves up, LOL!!!

sounds like you met pamela anderson 😄

LMAO i don't know? I just heard that phrase somewhere.

Hey you been here a while, i thought you knew eden/hardcandy/nihilist? I remember you and her talking all spiritual and shit.

yeah i remember eden. beautiful! eden means 'perfection' in hebrew 🙂

btw...i've heard the expression 'legs up to her armpits' but never 'ass from the calves up' although neither condition makes for easy movement, lol.

midnite: you're lucky to be ok in a boat. i struggle in a pedalo, lol!!

wow...deep sea fishing is so brave!!! PLUS you have to get up really early for it don't you? double no-no, lol 🙂