She was absolutely beautiful standing behind the distant bar. I drove my self nuts and I concluded we had to meet. As I walked up to her I began to think how shed be in the bed. I bought her a drink and began to talk. Her voice cracked a few times but I thought nothing of it. I asked her back home after I was finished with the small talk. She then took off her wig and wiped off the lipstick and I did not hear a damn thing that came outta her mouth after. IF THE SEXIEST GIRL IN NEW YORK IS A GUY THEN IM MOVING.
