Ways to die gloriously

As a aries. I feel compelled sooner or later to make this kind of thread eventually, so I might as well start it now. We all got to face death eventually. How many ways can you think of yourself dying and what do you want your death to be like? 🙂

you also have to post likely hood

I'll start first

(1) die being shot in a jetfighter

(2) die being stabbed by a sharp weapon

(3) a die falling off great height (such as from cliff , building)

(4) die in a physical fight

(5) being killed by a weapon

😈 die from without fcod and water

(8) die from electricuted and killed by electricity

(9) die in an explosion

(10) die from drug overdose and poisoninh

These are so far i can think of, I will add more.

pff... talk about scorps being dark and thinking of death.....

we only use it to make you alive but aries are just killingly dead all the time it seems... oh dear... my aries daughter is so dead on -- same type.... !

ok... same thing..

INXS Michael Hutchence death by erotic asphyxiation

--- aqua not scorp
😛

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Seriously, its not that hard to imagine death.

Pain and death is a constant topic in hollywood films.

Anyone watched final destination 😛

i know a scorpio who died in erotic asphyxiation.

it's just as easy and a whole lot safer just to hold your breath 😉

if i wanted an heroic death, i would like to die through saving someone else.

otherwise, i want to die in my sleep please. no pain.

oh, and i also don't want to be cremated - just bury me whole ok?

and i want one of those horsedrawn coffins that the british gangsters have when they pop their clogs. the black horses with the black plumes. six please. nice big black hearse carriage with wreaths made from hibiscus and bougainvillea (my favourite) draped all over.

i would actually quite like to be tossed into the ocean if it's all the same too. well, a sea at least cos i don't want it to be the atlantic cos it's cooooold. so just take me in the carriage to portsmouth and we can jump on the ferry to bilbao - well you can cos i'll be dead - then take me to the nearest stretch of the med coastline and pop me in a fishing boat and they can take me out to sea and chuck me in.

i may even get to be recycled if i become fish bait. thus redeeming myself for the carbon footprint the size of spain i left behind.

I'd just like to be hanging around for the "wake" afterwards cos I'll be damned if my friends were going to partying on without me!!!

INXS Michael Hutchence death by erotic asphyxiation

--- aqua not scorp

If it's any consolation, his Moon was in Scorpio

did you read up his chart?! 😛

wow AS, you're 22? you really shouldn't have let that cat out of the bag... will defo spoil your rep *coughs*

(1) die being shot in a jetfighter (Awesome)

(2) die being stabbed by a sharp weapon (Painful as shit but awesome regardless)

(3) a die falling off great height (such as from cliff , building) (Depends on the circumstances so this could be awesome or incredibly stupid)

(4) die in a physical fight (The epitome of all awesome deaths)

(5) being killed by a weapon (dude you already said stabbed by a knife lol.)

😈 die from without fcod and water (Stupid)

(8) die from electricuted and killed by electricity (Awesome)

(9) die in an explosion (This would be epic and yes awesome)

(10) die from drug overdose and poisoninh (Poison maybe but death by OD is lame)

Overall I like this list. Outside of a few methods listed yeah pretty good. You also forgot death by wild animals. Like gettign mauled by a thousand lions or being trampled by wildabeast while fighting off zulu warriors.

I would like to think about the glorious life instead of death...I used to obsessed with death when I was about 13...disturbed child that I was...not now..I love life..

I think death would find it too much of a hassle to kill me. Would you honestly want to go through all that trouble trying to take me out. Even in death I could annoy the shit out of anyone. Instead of getting Casper the Friendly Ghost you'd end up with DK the Irritating Poltergeist.

lol sounds about right

Yeah - Just DKed.

Sweet! My name has now become another term for death. I am not immortal!!!

*Queue Highlander montage*

Careful Gaurav, that sounds like Dickhead..LOL...sorry uncalled for...but you can see where I get it from...right?

Death via Snu Snu! That would be wicked as shit.

MM - stop fantasizing.

Dickhead. Never really understood that term. I mean how can you look like a dickhead? That's like calling someone a dickface. Like fuckface I get but dickface? Cocksucker makes more sense than dickhead or dickface.

Pffft..as if!

It's a british thing..apparantly we don't speak the same language..

Oh please, swearing and name calling is universal and you know it.

Sorry, didn't mean to offend you..I was actually just having a laugh with wordplay..

And I don't think we share the same swear words..not all of them anyway.

I am not offended just trying to wrap my head around what I just posted and you broke my train of thought.

Dickhead. Never really understood that term. I mean how can you look like a dickhead? That's like calling someone a dickface. Like treetrunkface I get but dickface? chickensucker makes more sense than dickhead or dickface.

well, you know about the looks an actual dickhead cos you know, own one or porn... do you want your face looking like one?

think uncircumcised placid to boot 😉

Yeah, still can't picture it. Tried real hard to see what that would look like but still doesn't make sense.

That's a pretty fucked up thing to write.

Err, that one was for the 11:14 post.

How is that fucked up? Explain sir.

It implies that he looks forward to getting killed, which is generally frowned upon in this great society of ours, and rightly so.

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH DEVIL MY DEVIL OH DEVIL DEVIL !!!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ——

Wait ... lol, DK you stole that avatar 😛 😛 😛

"It implies that he looks forward to getting killed, which is generally frowned upon in this great society of ours, and rightly so."

But we all eventually die so why not go down fighting. Literally in this case. It's not exactly suicide. Plus I don't think GB looks forward to dying. It's just a cool way to go out and dying that way would be just awesome. I think he looks forward to the method of death not the dying itself.

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH! Wtf was that all about Capz?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Sure. I'm down with it. Hows about you Yum? It's not gay if we know each other right?

"But we all eventually die so why not go down fighting."

Well, getting killed in a fight means that you lost, more or less.

"It's not exactly suicide. Plus I don't think GB looks forward to dying. It's just a cool way to go out and dying that way would be just awesome. I think he looks forward to the method of death not the dying itself."

It's odd to me that a young, healthy individual would look forward to dying in any way. YMMV.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Sure. I'm down with it. Hows about you Yum? It's not gay if we know each other right?"

Yeah right. You both would probably die before I get asphyxiate and then I'll be stuck getting rid of your bodies. No thank you.

*asphyxiated

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You can go first then.

Alright, alright. I'm not exactly sure what "erotic asphyxiation" means, though, so I just wrapped my dong around my neck* tightly. Hopefully that'll do.

*twice

Did you just change your avatar when CS commented on it? It usually takes me hours to change it.

"dong?"

It's a Vietnamese unit of currency.

"Alright, alright. I'm not exactly sure what "erotic asphyxiation" means, though, so I just wrapped my dong around my neck* tightly. Hopefully that'll do.

*twice"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What are you a fuckin whale?

"Did you just change your avatar when CS commented on it? It usually takes me hours to change it."

Yeah I did lol. I changed it 4 times and settled on a woman licking a banana.

""dong?"

It's a Vietnamese unit of currency."

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH!!! Oh Xun.

"Yeah I know. But that statement didn't make sense when you used it in that context."

roflbrothel

"Yeah I did lol. I changed it 4 times and settled on a woman licking a banana."

I approve.(and so does the DXP overlord, judging from his sudden expedience)

O_O !!!!!!! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW!!! THAT'S AMAZING! It's like looking into my soul and shit. ROFL for sure ahahahah!

Auto-erotic? Like with cars and stuff?