When your scorp makes jokes about killing you, and

Often says he hates you when you are getting down n dirty in the most naughtiest of ways...

That really means that he really really likes you..

RIGHT?

lol.

we'll know if she keeps posting 🙂

Bahah I guess when I re read that title it sounds a bit scarier than actuality. He never directly said he was going to kill me. :p it was referenced tho in a related conversation... Which I assume was a joke.. not the best way to do your flirting tho I'd think.

Posted by Reconstructing_a_Leo
we'll know if she keeps posting 🙂

:p

Posted by LouLore
Bahah I guess when I re read that title it sounds a bit scarier than actuality. He never directly said he was going to kill me. :p it was referenced tho in a related conversation... Which I assume was a joke.. not the best way to do your flirting tho I'd think.

Well it depends. How is it that he wants to kill you?

🙂

Hahhh gosh!

Well we were watching a show with a bitchy, cheating wife and a man with a lot of money and he said "if he's got all that money why doesn't he kill his wife"

Which I looked at my "watch" (my blank wrist) and replied that it was time that I had to go..... Haha.

I brought it up later that it freaked me out and rather then reassure me, he made a remark that I knew far too much of his deviant ways, so he had to do away with me.

I don't actually think this boy is gonna kill me 😉 but jeez he says some silly shit.

We've been seeing each other for like 7 months... So it's not a guy I just met at the bar last week or anything :p

And all of his exes are still alive as far as I know... So that's good...

Lol.

Haha @ mace. Not a bad idea....

Realized I just mimicked your format (lol@invisible watch) without knowing it. Weird when that happens.

Even if I had a watch, I doubt id ever be truly punctual...

I've been working on it tho.

I wonder if most Pisces perpetually run about 20 minutes later than theyre supposed to :p

Posted by exoskeleton
okay, i wouldn't worry about the killing joke.

but, he says he hates you when you're fucking? lolololol.

Well.. Lol.. Never when the penis was inside........

If that detail makes a difference bahah.

X-D

You're all good, and in fact, better than good 🙂

Posted by MzSagittarius
Scorps are given a tad tooo much credit. That's some creepy shit.

So if he ever gets pissed and stabs you, are you telling the police its cuz he's a Scorp? 😛

I kid. I kid.

lol +30000000000

your smooth sailing

Posted by OceanDeep
You're all good, and in fact, better than good 🙂

Oh I hope. I guess I'd like to imagine he "hates" me because he hates that he's now a slave to his infatuation with me. Hah.

I wouldn't take such comments lightly... my Pisces ex-husband would sleep with a machete under the mattress and said one night something along the lines of: "Did you ever think I could kill you in your sleep?"

Ummm... I think that was right around the time he "jokingly" told my 6 and 9 yr old that he was going to burn the house down with everybody in it.

IMO, if they say such things in "jest" there is a problem!!

Posted by oldskoolflavor
your father .. such a masculine presence ..
Id do him if I was feeling lonely, to se if you still care 🙂

ok lou ..
but you may have to disappear .. like 6 feet under 🙂

sthg like this ?

I do not understand the first half of this.. :p

i wouldnt say slave....id say hes at the mercy of his feelings. its an uneasy place to be. the fact that he's even sharing his vulnerability (kill/let live) is A+ in my book.

Posted by lildol
I wouldn't take such comments lightly... my Pisces ex-husband would sleep with a machete under the mattress and said one night something along the lines of: "Did you ever think I could kill you in your sleep?"

Ummm... I think that was right around the time he "jokingly" told my 6 and 9 yr old that he was going to burn the house down with everybody in it.

IMO, if they say such things in "jest" there is a problem!!

Wow eh, yea that's pretty elfin intense.. :/

Well..

When I was younger I put a sign on my bedroom door warning my younger sibs that "if you enter w/out my permission, I will kill you in your sleep"

My mom made me take it down that day.

But husband to wife = probably wouldn't be comfortable sleeping next to that person nightly...

Posted by DMV
i wouldnt say slave....id say hes at the mercy of his feelings. its an uneasy place to be. the fact that he's even sharing his vulnerability (kill/let live) is A+ in my book.

I have those same scary, heart breaking feelings for him.

I like how you worded all of that. Makes a lot of sense.

Hopefully he knows how I feel without threatening his life :p

Posted by oldskoolflavor

Posted by LouLore

Posted by oldskoolflavor
your father .. such a masculine presence ..
Id do him if I was feeling lonely, to se if you still care 🙂

ok lou ..
but you may have to disappear .. like 6 feet under 🙂

sthg like this ?

I do not understand the first half of this.. :p

first half = you're picking on your scorp
the other half = his answer

🙂

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Ohhh lol!

Posted by seraph
I like this thread because it makes the Leo forum appear saner. Do continue.

Appear....

The key word here 😉

Weird coincidental post, I was talking with this Scorpio dude on the phone last night and he said "its better we dont live closer to one another, we'd be trying to kill one another" and I was like "wow, why would you say that" and he said "well not kill like that...". So given their supposed unique astrological relationship with "life anf death" maybe they percieve sex as a sort of dying....who knows. He seems weirder and weirder the longer I talk to him tho.