@USCTaurusGal
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Posted by soap
hahahahahah the dark side of vb finally !
I know, damn her for being so, so, Taurus like and guarding her privacy (spoken like an English Women as "preevacy.")
Posted by soap
LOL π my cheeks are going to be purple by the end of the day.
You say that like it's a bad thingβ
YEH! (((((HUGE BEAR HUGS))))) and lots of cheek smooches with red lipstick even!
ROFLOL Oh my dark side. If I unleashed that on dxp it would never be the same. See my wings fluttering? HA!
lol Im just sayin π
Not much to dish USC dahlink. I will have to tap it all out and send it to you. Lil' sweetie pie here got friend zoned. But it was a head trip just the same. I will explain. I DID have a lovely time in a beautiful place, but it did not turn out the way I expected it too. At all. DAMN IT.
friend zone sucks....
Posted by venusianbull
Not much to dish USC dahlink. I will have to tap it all out and send it to you. Lil' sweetie pie here got friend zoned. But it was a head trip just the same. I will explain. I DID have a lovely time in a beautiful place, but it did not turn out the way I expected it too. At all. DAMN IT.
Ok...I am fluent at "reading between the lines" you tap, tap, tap that out whenever you feel you want to or can. ((Big Huggs))
I'm glad you had a grand a $ $ time anyway - how couldn't you in such a fab placeβ?!!!! Anyway, more fish...big ole' sea. Holla'
π holla,holla.
^^^^you are just too awesome for words! If anybody hasn't told you that today, I just had to let you know!
Thanks for posting π (since I am inept at that!)
thank you π LOL.
HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I am one rocking, body shocking damned delicious Bull tyvm! I'll be taking those ((((HUGS)))) just the same. π I likes 'em. And you read fluently madam.
Posted by venusianbull
HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hahaha, now you are getting like that Virgo with the Ooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwzzz!
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LOL LV! He rocks! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Thank you K. π
LOL welcome π
OMG, I flove that Neyo song!!!! Oh, and my male friend started singing this to me a couple of weeks ago, "You Fancy Hunh!!"
Best story -- one time I was in Cali at Sharkeys (a sport's bar up and down in So Cal area) we were at the one in Newport Beach/Laguna Beach area. A group of (whewww, I'm sweating now just telling the story) beautiful god-like surfer, college dudes came in to Sharkey's and just latched on to me and one of my girlfriends. Well, two of them started singing Justin Timberlake's "Bringing Sexy Back" to me. I was floored. Mind you, these men were beautiful AND a good 5-10 years younger than me. Mmmmmm, life really is good sometimes, and yes, I had an awesome, awesome weekend........... π
All B.S. aside, as random and weird as it is, this place (specifically the Taurus board) is such a place of solace for me sometimes. There have been a few times I've had a s# $ tty day, and I come on here and you guys just make me feel better AND I laugh. None of that fake laughing either, a couple of times I've had tears in my eyes with some of the stuff we've come up with. To not know you all in the "seeing you in the flesh" sort of way, there really are some great people on here, and if they are faking it, then they deserve Oscar's for their performances.
SMOOOCHEESSS β
WHOOHOOOOOO!!! π π π
LOL sweet story π did they really sing that? I bet sombody turned red.
Oh huge sloppy kisses for all the Bulls, definitely! It's a place to be real, without mental. The Bull Pen is a TERRIFIC place to be. You've all held me up when I've been quite low, you all make me laugh till I cry, and it's the warmest place on earth. And you're included in the family Aries. Once you've got a hoofprint on your butt it's an honorary thang. π
Yes, they DID really sing that, and YES, I was uber embarrassed, and I am fair-skinned (but black), but I was blushing up a a storm!!!!! I really don't like stuff like that and undo attention, but hell we had all been drinking alllll day and watching football, so yes, I was a happy camper!
And WOOOO HOOOOO is right!
I bet not. Bohunk crooning 'Sexy Back' to you? AWWWWWW YEH. I'd be shaking my booty and be doing some major tearing up of that dance floor. Guarantee it.
I'd like to thank all my fan's for this award * kanye west comes* I'M GOING TO LET YOU FINISH,but.....lmao!
Posted by venusianbull
Once you've got a hoofprint on your butt it's an honorary thang. π
I'll make sure I don't shove too hard...well, unless you like that sort of thing... π * tee hee *
Well okay, she blushed! LMAO I prolly would have too, but I'd recover quickly. π I see you did too USC.
Posted by venusianbull
I bet not. Bohunk crooning 'Sexy Back' to you? AWWWWWW YEH. I'd be shaking my booty and be doing some major tearing up of that dance floor. Guarantee it.
HAHAH, no dance floor in this place, but it was still rowdy and awesome!
LOL @ K doing his "Kanye" impersonation!
omg! yes please the hard and rougher it is the better! π just keep stuff away from my asswhole. thats is all π
Posted by venusianbull
I see you did too USC.
...I'll just leave that up to your imagination; we ain't ruled by Venus fer nuthin'!
Posted by soap
just keep stuff away from my asswhole. thats is all π
* spit my water across the room * HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
LOL booty bouceing π
Gotta scoot for a bit peeps, but I'll be back momentarily!
lmao! easy,easy. π
Hehehehe, yes please. Shove me hard. *bending over* π
LMAO I don't play that way K. Your hole is quite safe around me.
LOL im just saying,Ive seen some nasty stuff
I think we all have. It's frightening how large some of those get. *cough*
0_0 I know.....A wine bottle. wtf?
EWWWWWWWWW. Mine has a big ol' sign on it that says "EXIT ONLY". And some of the punani in those movies, can we say disgusting? Never in my life have I seen such used up subject matter. And 6" heels and dragon nail tips? PLEASE.
ouch! how the hell does that feel good ? you still want talk about this subject?
Why not? Sure!
LOL fine.... ok 2 girls one cup! seen it ?
I have, and sicked up a bit. That was nasty!
LOL yes it was. It reminded me of like ice cream, I dont know why she didnt do the dq's Q when she was finished
I don't fink it was the poo. Or if it was the idea sickens me so much my brain turned it into ( HOPEFULLY ) butterscotch pudding with cookie crumbles in it.
LOL, yea it was sick....
Did you see... *swallows hard* the dude with the jar? *fainting off of chair*
hmmmm...... no lol. sounds sick!
Oh Kyle, it's horrendous. He puts it inside himself and it BREAKS. *clenching butt at the memory*
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Oh lordy, VB is a "petter." I have a couple of friends like that who will basically sit on my lap to love me up, and they are women! I'm not the most touchy person, but if I feel that the other person is, I'm ok with it, but if someone isn't then I feel uncomfortable and won't touch them either. I am a HUGE spatial person. One of my friends from China told me I would hate it over there, because it's overly crowded and most of her family and friends have no spatial constraints. But I told her I'm more than a foot taller than probably all of them, so I can push them aside! She laughed at me π