If you could .... would you?

What would you do .. if you could?

I'd lick my clit.

i was just gonna type it but then i realized it sounded crazy as hell so i decided not to. hahahah.

simplified version: i would get revenge on the last bastard who tried to play with my heart. and then i would make myself like women. 😛

Posted by P-Angel
I'd lick my clit.

ROFL! That's a good one actually.

If I could fly I would.

if i could, i would be a different sign.

HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
start over

lick I do a lot of that anyway women that is

not grow old

thats it not grow old stay forever young

Posted by TORQUED2
Go back in time and retain all that I've learned, such a wealthy evil bastard I would be muwhahahaha.

Actually, I change my answer to that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Smart bastard 😛.

Posted by P-Angel
I'd lick my clit.

Just take Yoga.
http://www.truveo.com/SNL-Will-Ferrell-in-Yoga-Class/id/282377687
(Worth watching if you haven't seen the Will Farrell skit lol)

I'd lick my clit.

ROFLMAO - At Least Youre Honest 🙂

I would set the time to 2011. cat year. me happy and lucky.

If I could ... I'd cure her pneumonia.

Posted by P-Angel
I'd lick my clit.

xD God I love this forum.

there are many who would lick it for her

Com'on JT .. you know you'd suck your dick if you could.

In fact, I KNOW all men look longingly at their dogs licking their balls and wish they could bend like that.

SORRY P WOULD NOT EVEN DO MY OWN ONLY PEOPLE LIKE q BONER ARE UP TO THAT

hummmmmmmmmmmmmm did not know I had caps on

Ah-ha, see you got so excited thinking about blowing yourself that you left your caps on. 😄

lol ^^^

Posted by Clair De Lune
I'd float out into space, far, far away (right now) and gaze back at the earth from a distance, listening to the vast silence and thinking about how miniscule we really are. That'd be pretty amazing.

That would be a cool thing to do ... only, I'd rather have control over myself, rather than just drift/float.

Question: How do you know it is silent in space?

In the whole scheme of things, we are nothing ... just specks of dust.

Q the boner a site for you selfindulgent femails doing there selfs. I think you could get into this. for me bisexual is two females.

...understand women.
...learn to control the wisdom I've been blessed with.
...adopt all children who were aborted.
...eliminate the need for money.
I would do so many more things ...if only "I COULD."

socialist

...better than FACIST.
Clearly things were better back in the day...

Posted by P-Angel
Com'on JT .. you know you'd suck your dick if you could.

In fact, I KNOW all men look longingly at their dogs licking their balls and wish they could bend like that.

I hope someone is saintly enough to fucking shoot you in the head.

That's probably the best one so far, Bella ... thing is though, would we do all the same mistakes all over again, if we knew then what we know now?

Posted by irishlibraiskatie
'I'd lick my clit.'

hmmmmm....why might you put this on the relationship board, something lacking perhaps?

Thats what I fucking told the dumb bitch.

fucking commy

fucking commy

as for Bella I hate to say this but my friends keep telling me Im not a kid at 43 Oh well

There's been a buzzing sound everytime I've been out of my body. No matter where I went .. sometimes, it is just hovering above ground, sometimes, in the air with birds, sometimes in space .... in all cases, there's a far-a-away buzzing sound. Not bees, more like the muffled sound of a bi-zillion voices, so many all at once that it's a buzzing.

you may be as proverted as ginger

that would be gingerscrop

Posted by nihilist
^ i saw this once (not in rl) can't remember if it was video or photo — hmmm. but he was leaning upside down + back against the wall. his neck looked pretty creaked fwiw....

I know a guy whio did that position so he could come in his own face... Couldn't suck himself though.

I would experience everything possible, including the bad... war, famine, sex with hermaphrodites, death, love, persecution... I would also go back to high school (retaining present knowlege) and knock a whole load of people out... I would show other women just how beautiful sex is, and that it is nothing to be ashamed of, whether you want it, don't have it or you've had every man woman and in between in your home town.
I would rid the world of that damn demon capitalism and free trade. I would end child abuse and animal cruelty, and I would write poetry so lovely it would make people cry out in exquisite pain to hear it.
Then I would learn every language, I'd go back in time, to see all times - to meet the good and the bad - hitler and jesus (if he existed). I would remove the need of religion to spread itself all over the globe so that those who do believe may do so in peace without feeling the need to force their opinion onto others, or hide their love for their deities.
Then I would really get to work.

maybe you could make up a bi sexual team.

I might be pervert but I draw the line at golden showers. Call me crazy but pee doesn't do it for me 😉

At least I'm in good company with Miss Bella 🙂

You know you love me Tate. I make pervert look gooooooooooood 😛

Ginger and Bella , Bella and Ginger at the high point of sexuality what a nice way for me to die, by the by I may be a perv but I am a bit of a freak when it comes to hygean no golden showers, I don,t get off hurting people, dont get me wrong I am a bloody pugilist but that has nothing to do with sex. Oh well just a dream

3sum

"Ginger and Bella". . .sounds like a porn duo LOL."

LOL It does!

"Ginger and Bella , Bella and Ginger at the high point of sexuality what a nice way for me to die, by the by I may be a perv but I am a bit of a freak when it comes to hygean no golden showers, I don,t get off hurting people, dont get me wrong I am a bloody pugilist but that has nothing to do with sex. Oh well just a dream"

There are so many things that are swirling around in my pretty little demented mind but it would be SO inappropriate and unladylike for me to say 😉 But lemme just say ......pain CAN be pleasure. Oh yes... if done right it can be so delicious. 😉 😉 I'm not scared to get a little rough.

you are a sick sick puppy I am more in lov today or is it more in lust today

"you are a sick sick puppy"

Aww a man with charm and a sweet talking tongue. I likey 😉 LOL Thanks for the compliment Tater!

I must draw the line at tater perverted sex yes being called a perv I can take cursed go for it but being refered to as tater its over.

Bella baby I am with you as far as pain goes. how ever if you kick them in the balls that may be what they want I also have to draw the line at sex in Dr, Susses books. its just not a kid thing. how ever people who want to include kids in sex I will give pain to a lot of pain. That is one thing that just pisses me off they will die a very bad death.if I had my way. but I digress.

Not THAT kinda pain guys. Sheesh. I'm not one of those weirdos. I'll just say I like a little hint of danger when it comes to everything. But if a man even had the balls to try and hurt me I'd make him into a steer. 😉 Never fuck with a redhead. It's just not wise.

Tate have we broken up? 😢 Oh man! That was quick! 😛

To make it up to you for calling you Tater I'll let you call me firecrotch............once. You only get one time. Make it good. I rarely give people ammo to take a shot at me. Feel very special. 🙂

I would swim like a fish 😄 OMG, if I had gills, I'd have a ball lol!!!

All the things I would discover and all the lies I would uncover -- of course, I would never tell because its not my business to tell, but I'd know and thats the important part lol!

Posted by broken_shell
...better than FACIST.
Clearly things were better back in the day...

YAY Broken_shell LOL!!!

my dear ginger snap I am only in special place because of you can't take a shot over something so minor.

much lov tate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Awww tate the sweetie. 🙂

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Gingerscorp I was talking about you on the goast boards.

I have got to stop drinking and trying to type I look like a moron.