breast or a$$man?

breast or a $ $ man?

2 sharks swimming in opposite directions:

Beautiful Feet!

I am ALL OVER grabbable hard a $ $ es!!!! 😛

I can't resist this one .....she probably wants the stick!

Yes, but spanking a jiggly out of shape a $ $ Branh?!! OK boobies may be more fun but it all comes down to the butt! 😛

2 sharks swimming in opposite directions:

I love beautiful feet with deep arches and pretty toes,but I'm an ass man too. I like big kissable asses my no.1 friend right now my lips are always on her ass she pulls her jeans down and makes me kiss her ass when she calls herself being smart.....I've got a hard life.

Just dipping in on this convo now but I hafta make a remark to what Bran0913 said above:

In any country where they say bloke and cack and expect to be understood needs a linguistical overhaul..."

Bran0913, it is globally accepted that British English is far superior to American English in terms of grammatical correctness and style . I would go further and say that Irish English is above both of the two aforementioned categories as we pronounce our "R"s and also speak less through our noses.

Yours Kindly

MD

Hey there are 2 sharks swimming in almost opposite directions on sagiTauries profile page. I love it.

"Some of the accents in Soutern England __is__ worse than Redneck English.... "

of course Branh0913 the correct form of the verb in that sentence should be __are___ as it is the predicate of a plural subject "Some of the accentS". These are mistakes that are made in both British and American English speakers. However American English speakers frequently use as a norm an adjective when they should be using an adverb. A very popular and very incorrect popular American saying is "Have a real nice day!" or " That's real pretty" or "She was talking real slow". These sentences are all grammatically wrong as they should respectively be "Have a really nice day"/"That's really pretty"/"She was talking really slowly" If this is what you mean by dynamic then I suggest you choose a more suitable adective to describe this way of using the language. Perhaps "alternative" might be more correct.

And also Branh0913 it is indeed a commendable course of action to speak rarely in a woman's company if you're going to be speaking incorrectly when you do 🙂

Just spotted another English grammar faux pas from branh0913!
"..But I don't think the British __talk__ better english than Americans."

SPEAK branh0913. It should be SPEAK. What yuo were trying to say there is that you don't think the British SPEAK better english than the Americans.

Yeah I am serious up to a point. I don't like the matter of fact way that branh0913 makes his blanket statements. Also I actually do find that American English is responsible for a lot of the corruption that has been done to the English language.

SagiTAUries, if only we were on the same side of the Atlantic eh?! May I ask are you a november or december sag?

Yeah go for it branh0913.

Oh right thanks for clearing that up for me SagTAUries! Are you a kinky taurus then? Obviously that bit of fire in your sign does wonders for you when you consider the likes of branh0913, another EARTHling.

Branh0913: that's a fair enough point except that it goes beyond merely playing with the language when you say things things that are just wrong and not particularly poetic or atmospheric.

Haha. MD laughs until she farts.

Yeah the bit with the personality. Pog mo thon Mr Branh0913. You'll need to look that one up in an Irish language dictionary but it's well known amoung the more discerning people outside Ireland.

Ah yikes I spelt it wong. Naughty me! It should be Pog mo thoin, a bhranh0913!

cf http://www.irishgaelictranslator.com/translation/sutra4481.html&sid=494a2df12b48a1e8fdca8ae0e7bfb752

Wooohoooo! Don't you ever run out of gas branh0913?

Saituaries: ok but I'll stop farting for you! 🙂

FYI bran0913: "Pog mo thoin" should not be taken literally but is more a turn of phrase that is to communicate quite a different sentiment to the person it is directed to.

I can't say I noticed any change in temperature around these parts.

Sagitauries: Nah I'm willing to make exceptions.

"BranH0913 I want you BAD!"

I'd never say this but in a hypothetical situation, for example if I were a female android, then what I would say is the correct grammatical form which is "BranH0913 I want you badLY!"

......."BRANH0913 I want you badly to loosen up and stop being a pain in the arse."

Me too. Good evening folks!