Ketchup

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tauruschic
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I was in a rush the other day and stopped by Jack in the Box to get something to eat... didn't stop to check for ketchup. When I finally got to my destination and had a chance to eat my junk food I was shocked to discover that those incompetent imbeciles had not provided me with the ketchup I needed to enjoy my burger and fries! It was awful!

While I ate the fries all I could think of was how much better they'd taste with ketchup. They were tasty but with ketchup... they'd be better. My chicken sandwich was good but it'd be better with ketchup. Dammit! I considered driving to the nearest store and buying a bottle of ketchup but it was impossible to leave at that time. I regretted not keeping a bottle in my car as I had thought about doing before but I had dismissed it because at the time I had no need for ketchup and hadn't figured out how or where to keep it since it gets very hot in the summer time. I had my hopes up when I remembered that I'd left some extra ketchup packets in my cup holder... but then remembered that I had indeed thrown them out. Could I have some in my purse? Nope. I yearned for ketchup... finally realized that I was done with my fries. Almost ate the whole sandwich but threw it away cuz it needed ketchup.

If I had just stopped thinking about ketchup I would have enjoyed my meal...


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