More on Poop

I was taking a divine and decadent bath, enjoying my solace, then my Taurus bf came into the bathroom and said, "Don't come out. I'm going to take a poop, ok?"

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Haha!

I would totally do something like that.

Posted by maz777
That's seems like a cruel thing to do.

Not really, he asked if it was ok.

I don't think this is Taurus behavior; there are a shit ton of guys who for reasons unbeknownst to me have no problem whipping out their junk and taking a piss while conversing with a woman. It's not classy and I can't understand why anyone would subject people especially women to that, unless they want her to see their junk. There's also some crazy lady on TV who decided to show this homosexual dude just how much blood comes out of her crotch when she menstruates. I have no idea who she is nor when she's born because it was something they showed on The Soup, but it does not much matter. Those are the rhetorical "Why?"s.

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Posted by maz777
That's seems like a cruel thing to do.

Not really, he asked if it was ok.

He already decided what he was going to do; her response was irrelevant.

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Ding ding ding. Yes.

And it's hilarious. And gross. Not classless or cruel. It shows me he's really comfortable, maybe a bit too comfortable....

I aspire to never be that comfortable. He also peeked in my bath and I was snuggling the hot water faucet in fetal position. Totally embarrassing :p

A dream come true? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Because I find it awkward. I like my personal poop space. Besides, "Girls don't poop."
He is super earthy though and I have a bad sense of smell so it seems to be fine.

This ain't in the Disney movies for a reason ya'll!

Now you've missed the joke!
It is a dream come true. So is, "you are beautiful as you are, please don't put on any makeup."
But he looks like Thor and I love dramatic red lipstick. I can't have my spotlight stolen now can I! Even in the bathroom!!!

LOL 😉

Oddly enough it works.
I'm a pretty nature involved Leo. Believe it or not.
And my Taurus is an adventure goer. More than me sometimes. (I swear he has Aries in his chart...)

earth and fire burn together sustaining warmth (:

...the plot thickens. I guess that's where balance is implicit. I think I have enough air in my chart to last a lifetime.

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Posted by anonymousheart
...the plot thickens. I guess that's where balance is implicit. I think I have enough air in my chart to last a lifetime.

I shouldn't ask this, but I will anyway. Does he have a lot of air or fire in his chart? Probably, but I suppose time will tell, too.

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I have no idea and I straight up don't want to know..

No I might lean too deep into those notions. I'd rather have him show me who he is.

That's fine by me.

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