Need Taurus man 101 tutorial (Page 2)

Hoping it's bigger than a worm. 😛

Posted by BigGirlPanties
I only emailed once, 2 days ago, not twice. Today's visit to the blog shows it was at 6.30am, but doesn't show how long he was on. Maybe he had a lustful dream about me and as soon as he awoke he came to the blog to see some pics of me and start his morning out with a round of self-pleasure?

Never know 😛

...6:30am??..and the stalking BEGINS.

See what I mean by, he'll keep READING if you KEEP writing? Your blog is HIS portal entry to your emotions. He wants to feed off of them, to get a sense of who you are. VERY frustrating that He finds the time to read your blog at 6:30am but can't manage to write a response to your email. ugh!

LOL!! @ "Early Bird gets the worm" vs. "Snake in a basket" references lets hope for BGP that its indeed a snake! 😉

Ms Belle...LOL, you are so funny 🙂

I do know he is an early riser, but didn't know his stalkerism kicks in that early too. :-)

I guess I should write a few blog entries that are subconsciously directed towards. him. Maybe a lil something about my sexual fantasies— Any ideas, guys?? Im all ears....cus I got snake in my sites 😛

Yes...I was JUST going to suggest you write something directed towards him. How are you in Poetry? you could write a nice piece titled.. "What's Taking You So Long?" ...and go from there. hahaah. but I thought maybe that would make him run away for good. He acts like a scared house mouse that comes back for little scraps of food every now and then, when no one is awake or watching. (but little does he know that you are!)..Might as well leave a nice BIG hunk of cheese for him..lol

..He is a piece of WORK.

The bull appears: Got this text from him at noon today:

"Blog, huh? I may have pierced the inner circle! Going to TX tomorrow - been getting everything done the past few days 'cause can't do 'em if I'm not here. You?"

So, this is his slow self coming back around sniffing my arse. I have not replied. Will wait awhile to see what I want to say. BTW, he is going to TX to visit his aging parents. Awwww, such a good son 😛

FINALLY..geez glad he gave you a sign of life. Now the "waiting game" restarts once you Respond (in a little while,eventho you'd like to respond NOW..lol) Casually say hi, and tell him you've been pretty busy yourself lately...and to give you a call at __O'Clock tonight, and you look forward to hearing from him then.

I bet he'd like to "Pierce that inner circle" alright..bwahahaha!! But yes.. doting and devoted son he is and always will be.

omg this man needs a rocket up his arse!! at least you don't need to check his vital signs now!

Stalk? who meeeeee? Well we have dueling scorpio moons...all is fair in love and moons.

I havent replied yet, but I dont think I can set a time to talk as Belle suggests. But, I dont want to be this dude;s text-buddy. Hmmm..how to handle this—

Hard to believe Im a leo, huh? I can get shy at time myself. Oy!

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Pull your panties up and grab this bull by its horn lol.

YES!!! Grab those horns!! Get TO it BGP. its the only way you'll get out of "Text prison."
I usually say to my dates from the beginning that I don't like texts, unless its for logisitics or brief "check-ins". I prefer they reach me by calling. But by Noooow you should at least have had a nice little convo going.

Stop being the cowardly lion BGP..give him a TIME before it gets waay too late. (for the evening).

Well in lookin at our history:

1. I emailed him first on Eharmony
2. I offered my personal email first
3. I gave my full name first
4. I offered my telephone number first
5. I called a week later first
6. He sent first text message
7. I sent first nude shot of my freshly shaved vajayjay 😛 (NOT!)

He has always reciprocated and communicated heartily, though I am def the one making the *firsts*. I think I will send him a "have a safe trip". Im too pooped to have a chat tonight, but I promise, I will strap on my balls and take yet another FIRST step soon. Shit, why are taurus's called bulls if they aint gonna come and run a stampede over me—

LOL!! @ #7 "Vajayjay pic"..

hmm...NOW that I have seen the list of firsts...I say, that's plenty enough. Although #3 doesn't really count.. aren't you supposed to introduce yourself using your ACTUAL name.. just sayin'. lol

but yea, Its clear he's been busy, who knows what else is going on in his life.

Trust me, you DON'T want to be trampled on. That's AFTER we've seen RED.

Bulls are gentle, loving, hardworking beasts that are VERY sensual, we use ALL 5 senses that must be engaged. SEEING, SMELLING, HEARING, TASTING and TOUCHING. So far you've gotten him to READ, which engages his mind, now.. Hearing your voice would engage his mind, but also made him smile, laugh..eventually lead to a meeting where he could SEE, SMELL, TOUCH and HMMmmm.... complete the rest of the "sensory experience" 😉

haha Awww this thread is just full of chuckles...

i'm wondering if this man was a bit like me when he joined eharmony..in that he'd never done it before? i know i kinda recoiled in horror when i got men contacting me and didn't answer the majority (mind you, they were mutants). the easiest way to meet people is by going out in the real world but i wonder if some people (like me and possibly mr T)aren't really ready for dating but feel a little loney nonetheless and so joining an internet dating site is almost like saying that you're available but without necessarily making a follow through commitment and dating someone.

but i think nevertheless, you should remind him of the circumstances you met in and ask him if he actually wants to date you or not!!

you're a leo and a woman!! let's hear you ROOOOOOOOAAAAARR!! 🙂

he's some kinda dumbass if he doesn't want you anyway but i suspect he does cos he looked at your blog twice...i think he may be a bit intimidated by your gawjussness.

i'm wondering if this man was a bit like me when he joined eharmony..in that he'd never done it before? i know i kinda recoiled in horror when i got men contacting me and didn't answer the majority (mind you, they were mutants). the easiest way to meet people is by going out in the real world but i wonder if some people (like me and possibly mr T)aren't really ready for dating but feel a little loney nonetheless and so joining an internet dating site is almost like saying that you're available but without necessarily making a follow through commitment and dating someone.

but i think nevertheless, you should remind him of the circumstances you met in and ask him if he actually wants to date you or not!!

you're a leo and a woman!! let's hear you ROOOOOOOOAAAAARR!! 🙂

he's some kinda dumbass if he doesn't want you anyway but i suspect he does cos he looked at your blog twice...i think he may be a bit intimidated by your gawjussness.

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s

you're a leo and a woman!! let's hear you ROOOOOOOOAAAAARR!! 🙂

he's some kinda dumbass if he doesn't want you anyway but i suspect he does cos he looked at your blog twice...i think he may be a bit intimidated by your gawjussness.

LOL Rigie baby....you are so sweet and funny! "gawjussness" 😛 LOL LOL

I am going to get a bit more assertive with uping the communication. Next time I hear from him, Im gonna tell him to call me and tell me all about his trip. One thing I've noticed through my scorp moon google-fest...it seems his mother may have lived with him previously when he was in grad school and then in PhD school. Intellius.com says she lived in those 2 cities at one time where he happened to attend school. That does concern me, his level of closeness to his mommy. She never remarried after the divorce from his dad some 30 years ago. This reminds me of my taurus brother, who never married and had my mom living with him (granted, while she was ill, he cared for her). It just reminds me of one of those very codependent parent/child relationships.

His mother's home is for sale in TX, and Im wondering if he is planning on bringing her to his home here (another state) to live with him? Eeeks....I hope not. How will we be able to have random, hot, naked monkey sex in his pool, under the stars then? 😉

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Although on a similar theme, just post loads of ta-tas on your blog and see if that wakes him up a little bit. 😛

🙂 what a great idea! LOL

Love the way you think....😛

Aw come on triple E...I don't know what he ate for breakfast.😛 What, you think I go through his doo-doo to check for corn flakes?

So far today, he's sent me one text that simply said "Are you watching DWTS tonight?"

Ahhh a man of few words. I mentioned once that I watch the show, so since it's returning tonight, I guess he wanted to discuss it?? So, I reply yeah I probably will...and ask if he is in TX yet. Been over an hour, no reply. He is quite the enigma, this man.

Aw come on triple E...I don't know what he ate for breakfast.😛 What, you think I go through his doo-doo to check for corn flakes?

So far today, he's sent me one text that simply said "Are you watching DWTS tonight?"

Ahhh a man of few words. I mentioned once that I watch the show, so since it's returning tonight, I guess he wanted to discuss it?? So, I reply yeah I probably will...and ask if he is in TX yet. Been over an hour, no reply. He is quite the enigma, this man.

The guy obviously wants conversation but is playing flippin FOOTSIE!!! Ugh!! Please BGP, Just give the man a call time already. Clearly he's bleeding and reeking Boredom, there's only so much one can do at momma's house down in TX.. You would be the highlight of his day/night.

What's both your Venus signs? Mine's aries.. I probably would have gotten on skype by now. Lol

Im Cancer venus (can you see why Im a pussy?)

His is Taurus venus. He texted back that he is driving to TX..good lords, its an 18 hr drive. With his dog. Adios mio!! I should tell him to call from the road. Might make his drive more fun 🙂

Ayyyee Dios Mio is right!!! Haha..aww Ur indeed a shy one..lol
He's shy too, but he's just cautious. U sure he can handle the drive with the lioness purrring in his ear?
Haha!! Nice to know he like animals, but next time he has to have "Feline" company. ;p

You're so cheeky, Ms.Belle 😛

I know he's driving and really shouldnt be texting but carambaaaa he is slow as shit to reply. If I hear back, Im'a tell him to stop texting and call if he wants.

Yeah, he is a big dog lover. He has a Swiss Mountain dog.

YES Pleeease tell him, cuz he's gotta do SOMETHING! Its better to talk than text anyway. 🙂

BTW...DWTS is on..Maxsim was so YUM with his shirt alll open..Lol!

I started a new thread, Belle...."I found my balls"..go see!

Posted by BigGirlPanties
I started a new thread, Belle...."I found my balls"..go see!

Hahah!! Yaay!! Be Right there!