Taurus man? Caveman? hmm....

I read this analysis on the Taurus man and there was a passage in there that was really funny.

It said that a Taurus man will rarely leave his woman unprotected to the wolves even if he has to drag her away by her hair.

Now I find it so amusing because as I said, im a pisces who is dating a taurus for the past six months and he is a stubborn one. and whenever we are playing around and he wants me to do something or he wants me to come with him and i won't, he will sling me over his shoulder like im a handbag and carry me away. Now when we are in the house playing around, it's okay, i dont mind. But do you know he did it in the middle of chinatown (in DC) one day? I was like oh my goodness this damn bull.

LOL I just find myself feeling like Pebbles with Bam Bam...

Oh those little Taureans.

Hey, I'm far more caveman than the Taureans I know.

what's abnormal about it? okay, well i dont suppose anyone of you know what chinatown in DC looks like on a saturday night. well let me tell you, it's a miniature time square so my little bull can't go slinging me over his shoulder all willy nilly. I mean i was literally slung, my head dangling down towards the ground and my feet dangling in the front.

it's like dating captain caveman

gee golly willikers bat man... i thought i stated the problem.

thats exactly how he did it!

This Tarzan was begging for his life 2 days ago. And you think he's a man?

*snicker* i love you haffo.
feel better?
anyway, i've snatched women up like that b4, and i didn't even think to ask her name til after she gave me herpes.

As for the reason why Tarzan screams like a bitch:

Here:

Now isn't that even lovely?

pictures speak a thousand words, but just make sure you're in the right chapter next time.

Right chapter?

I didn't know that there is right chapter for Taureans when it comes to this.

Hmrf..

*Pats Realcommon's head

Oh Shut Up!

*logic click*
lmfao, you dumb shit, you

okay what the hell is butter besides a sandwich spread?

butter's sexy... i think of butter, and i think of where it comes from. i drink a big glass of milk everytime i remember the churning and manipulating of some fresh, warm, cow-breast-milk-cream, and it drives me into a frenzy.

mm mm good

it's official, you were probably locked in a room as a child, and wasn't let out til puberty lol... just j/k

let out? what do you mean... *adjusts cuffs*

*chains your ankle to mine*
now what...

ahh man, just when i thought i would enjoy my freedom. luckily for me, im a little mermaid and can easily wriggle free and swim away.... ahhh the joys of being a pisces.

not before i try some on my soop

LOL hahahahhahaha

i like the one where he's in the airport and he's disgusted with the billboard.

and whenever we are playing around and he wants me to do something or he wants me to come with him and i won't, he will sling me over his shoulder like im a handbag and carry me away. Now when we are in the house playing around, it's okay, i dont mind. But do you know he did it in the middle of chinatown (in DC) one day? I was like oh my goodness this damn bull.

What a turn on

I agree!

thats a man for you...

I would just like to bring everyone up to date on my bull. I spent the weekend at his house. Saturday we were playing his PS3 and fell asleep on the sofa. he got up and went and got in the bed and left me on the sofa. the next morning, i had a crook in my neck and my body hurt and i realized that he had slept in the room and left me. so i was kinda annoyed.

He woke up and came out in the living room where i was and tried to kiss me and i told him that my body hurt and why did he leave me out there. he claims he tried to get me to come in the room with him but that i just kept falling back asleep. so i was still annoyed. because i told him that my body hurt, he decided that i needed to go and lay down in the bed so i would be comfortable. I was like oh now you care if im comfortable? so since i wasnt budging, he decided that he would just make me go.

We had a tug of war that lasted damn near an hour but he finally, as usual, somehow slung me over his shoulder and carried me in the bedroom like a cave man again. I was like what in the world is wrong with him? why does he like to do that when i won't listen to his "reason." And after he got me in the room, he laid across me so that i couldnt get up to go back out to the living room... yes yes im stubborn. im a pisces but my moon is in taurus, so im a little bull myself.

damn that boy, always thinking the solution means he has to sling me like a purse and carry me away into the cave, hit me over the head with a club, and say "Mine!"

I was laying on the sofa and stiffening my body and holding on to stuff so that he couldnt pick me up and then i would jab him under his arms and stuff and i tried to put him in a head lock. but that little guy was determined, not to mention strong. he MEANT that i was going to go and lay down and be comfortable for my own good if it killed me. and i thought, i dont care how stubborn he is, im not going to go. but in the end i got tired of resisting and he finally carried me away like the caveman he is, all victorious and triumphant.

I was like you know, i dont know how much of this i will be able to take. if i marry him, he's not going to be slinging me like a purse everytime i get stubborn. we can't both be stubborn. AND IM NOT A PURSE! lol it was so funny that i laughed until my stomach hurt because he was DETERMINED!

a-hole. thanks for telling everyone what our love life is like.

lol well tickle torture lasted a tad longer, sadistic torture was a tad longer too and moving the sofa, well, it got stuck on the rug lol...

let me find out that all you bulls are little cave men, determined to sling your girl around like a bag. is this the going thing now? when did men having actual human purses come in style ?

i don't know, maybe when the first caveman tried to solicit sex from the first cave prostitute and he realized he left his wallet at home..

yet again...
why so curious anyway, you are with one, why don't you take up your beef with him.
i'm sure my reasons probably aren't the same as his.

lmao, if you want to get back at him, just take him out of his misery already, otherwise your determination is only going to act as an aphrodisiac, and then what are you going to do when he's kidnapped you and flying down the highway towards the opposite coast

i often wonder when that will happen...

its not a beef i have, i just find it terribly amusing. i mean, he really thinks that he can solve all the problems this way and you should have seen the look of determination on his face, like i had declared war or something. he was huffing, puffing, and sweating because i was resisting so much, but he wouldnt stop going. like a little energizer bunny. of course... i used all that energy to my advantage right after i was carried away into the room lol

i guess that makes him fred flintstone and im wilma, just tagging along i suppose. His birthday is in May, maybe I'll buy him a club so he can go around bashing things and say "Bam! Bam! Bam!"