Top Ten Sexiest Things to say in the bedroom...

Top Ten Sexiest Things to say in the bedroom...

Well I need practice for that first 🙂

Hi TG,
Interesting topic!

As for me ,I'm a strict believer of the saying "actions speak louder than words"..and it has worked for me so far.But I'm always up for trying new things.Let's see what works for other people. I've a hunch this will be a learning experience for me.😉

Let me lick you up and down...I wanna get freaky with you...

But that is me!!!!....I do say alot more..but it is too xplicit for on here...hehe...lol 😉

Take em off and shut up.Pointer;this may not work with dudes who aren't a pisces,thier twisted little fcukin fcuks like that.I was only kidding when I found that out orignially.Otherwise not much of a talker and more a the lovey dovey stuff and sex.Im kinda weird though like sweet and rough and ardent all rolled into one go.

Te Quiero Cojer!

(I promised my libido personally that I'd be saying that to Jennifer Lopez soon.)

hmmmmm, using other languages, that's hot. Although I don't think my German would sound as smooth & sexy! lol

Umm, TG, I think that's spanish.
Elliot, direct but not very innovative.😛
but I'd like to know the result after you try that on J.Lopez (that is if you ever get the chance to see her).😉

My head is somewhere else and so is his lol. a lil moaning n groaning and maybe some nonsense mumbling is definitely the sexiest...

Take em off and shut up.Pointer;this may not work with dudes who aren't a pisces,thier twisted little fcukin fcuks like that.I was only kidding when I found that out orignially.Otherwise not much of a talker and more a the lovey dovey stuff and sex.Im kinda weird though like sweet and rough and ardent all rolled into one go.

LMAO!!!!...thats too funny tia!!!

Melusine, I was saying that the language I speak isn't as sexy as Spanish. Sagitauries, wha-w-ww-what?!!! off the market? 😢 ,do tell.

"You can do anything you want to me, and I won't be weird in the morning."

*cracks knuckles*

Understandable, those gems are damn hard to resist sometimes.

"I will torture you all nite long" (not meaning violence either, for the people that ride on the short bus, hehe)

The handicapped people ride on the short bus.

"Melusine, I was saying that the language I speak isn't as sexy as Spanish."

Oops, sorry!

haha, Sagitauries, suggesting Burger King during the act, that is great! That must of been the taurus in you! lol You know, I think I've mentioned food while having sex, come to think of it...

Weeellll...

I hate to talk or moan in bed...I usually do it just for the gratification of the male ego. I have had some of the best orgasms just laying there not saying anything. I think all that talking is stupid.

What about arguing in bed?

About position? About job? About things that piss you off? What about relasing the energy on your partner which collected by those things?

I kinda agree with CL, I hate it when a person feels like they gotta say something. Like, the look on my face should say it! lol

Haff, arguing in bed sounds damn funny...that could lead to something hot!

Yeah. Especially when you constantly disagree on something. Fight+Sex sounds great!

Just for personaly laughs, I'm gonna start howling next time I get action! hahahahah

Maybe you can bark?

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I tend to bark commands.. you know.. like.. "take me", "turn over".. or "stopit! that HURTS"..

purrrrrrrrrrrr

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2 bats... that's all it takes hehe🙂

"purrrrrrrrrrrr"
there's my poossy cat 😛

meow meow! the venushornypenis is back! 🙂 purrrr
stroke stroke, lick

"Personally, I think that some moaning is pretty sexy, but kept soft and a little whispering is way hot"

Ohhhh boy, you hear that women?? Remember that! Any kind of light and controlled breaths during the act make worlds of difference. It's like moaning only it's so much more subtle and silent and sweet. Sooo sexy. Do it with a smile too. Then it's on!

"Maybe you can bark?"

OMG, can you believe I actually experience that once. Scared the begesus out of me, needless to say, didnt see that guy again. What was that about anyway...LOL

Sunshine...

I had a guy howl like a wolf but unfortunatly im still with him,damn pisces.I already know that elliot,it seems fake for guys if it's too loud also.

Oh, I would never do it (..well at least not exaggeratedly lol)! I just like when a girl does it, it's more than sexy.

You guys are funny! eeeeeeeeek sunshine, barking? For REAL?!!! haha, how are you supposed to respond to that?!! lol

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LOL DAMN Tia, you must have some neat tricks up your sleeves!

Sunshine, that was toooo funny, but then again they say all men are dogs...

You guys keep me in stitches! I agree with the soft moaning though...that would be cool too.

Ok, some stuff from a site I found:

1."I don't think women realize how unbelievably hot it is when they talk during sex. It's the difference between plain vanilla ice cream and a hot fudge sundae ‑- nuts, whipped cream and a cherry on top. And the thing is, it really doesn't matter what you say; say anything. When my wife just whispers my name, says it feels good, it just kills me. It's hearing her voice and knowing she's with me, her heart racing too: That's what makes sex so sexy!"

2."What I love? How my fianc?e sometimes gets me going even before we're in the bedroom. She'll start the foreplay while I'm still at work. She'll call me in the afternoon and say, 'I'm picturing you naked, and you're doing very naughty things to me.' Then she'll leave me another sexy message as the day's winding down. On my commute she'll ring my cell phone, practically begging me to come home. By the time I get there, I feel like I've been seduced for five hours."

Taurusgoddess,

"eeeeeeeeek sunshine, barking? For REAL?!!! haha, how are you supposed to respond to that?!! lol"

I can't remember what I did I was scared sh*tless LOL. And he kept it up until he was done, needless to say, I never finished....

Sunshine...

Well it all depends on my mood really. Sometimes playful is good, sometimes passionate and whispers are good, and dirty talk is definately hot on the right occasion.

It's also where I stand with my man.

I was reading all the threads yesterday and must admit I had a good giggle or 3 at some of the howling and Woof Woofing...

Then last night I remembered...There was this one fella a Sagg who is like sooo deep and we were kinda touchy feely like massaging and I like stroked his palm and he started moaning like a girl...it put me off totally...

I kno Elliot finds moans and groans sexy and i must admit they're a damn sight better then the screamers...but for a MAN to moan like a woman...just made me feel all akward like!!!

We are now JUST friends...everytime I see him...I can litterally hear him alsmost whimpering...which totally blows my mind and not in a good way!!!

*mwah*

"I kno Elliot finds moans and groans sexy and i must admit they're a damn sight better then the screamers...but for a MAN to moan like a woman...just made me feel all akward like!!!"

^ ECK! Hell no. Moan and groan like a woman I don't do, i'm too much male for that (lol just kidding i'm not that arrogant). But really, I didn't even mean moaning and groaning because that part is mundane too. Screaming, the same way - it's played out and way too normal - what blows my mind, because I'm really not ready for it, is whispering.

For many noticeable reasons, Whispering indicates Prowess and Power to me. The subtle things are all so much more seductive than the 'loud and in your face' stuff! When a girl whispers to me in ANY situation, it feels THAT much more Personal than casual Communication. A little like, when someone whispers a secret to another person right in your view, and you want to know what was said but they don't allow you to hear or know - it gives them a little so-called 'power' over you in that regard. Whispering is POWERFUL and SUBTLE (Like a scorpion is. See?)

Like the info posted earlier - Something about a woman talking in sex just assures you that she's there with you. Whispering is like that kind of Communication...only it's a higher degree of Closeness..

..she's breathing something inside of you..that tickles your ear....the sensation just about kills all of your defenses (Crab Shells, Bulls Horns, Lions Claws, Aquarian..Water Bearing Skills, you name it - it manipulates ALL your senses and oppresses their defenses)..and sets you off..like a ticking, ticking time bomb..how long till you surrender..and explode into another dimension!!? hah (Hopefully a long time, as in 4 days and 4 nights, only if you're strong that is..)

lol @ Elliot....well I think it's certainly a Scorpio thing...I lose my voice pretty much during an encounter...and I end up whispering anyway...me breaths become deep...so breathy whispers are about all i can muster...Especially when you feel as though ure about to climb out of your own skin!

*mwah*

*Top Ten sexiest things

(some for ladies, some for gents)

1. Oooo, you WERE just happy to see me after all
2. Does that dress make you look fat?...You bet your sweet A-S-S it does (rip...smack)
3. Cum up and see me sometime?(wink)
4. I?ve been VERY naughty.
5. Are you sure that?s going to fit, it?s awfully big?
6. Girl you got legs I?d like to suck on for a week.
7. I think Mr. Customs Agent is going to have to strip search you?assume the position
8. YES! YES! YES! YES!....
9. (singing) Happy Birthday?.Mr. President
10. How do you like your pancakes?

*Top Ten sexiest things

(some for ladies, some for gents)

1. Oooo, you WERE just happy to see me after all
2. Does that dress make you look fat?...You bet your sweet A-S-S it does (rip...smack)
3. Cum up and see me sometime?(wink)
4. I?ve been VERY naughty.
5. Are you sure that?s going to fit, it?s awfully big?
6. Girl you got legs I?d like to suck on for a week.
7. I think Mr. Customs Agent is going to have to strip search you?assume the position
8. YES! YES! YES! YES!....
9. (singing) Happy Birthday?.Mr. President
10. How do you like your pancakes?

Taurusgoddess, u German living in Canada? Hallo, Gruess dich!

I like it when a man doesn't talk too much sometimes. Just take me, you know? All the talk happens with the touching and the act. But it's an art to master. Not everyone can do it. He has to be confident and know where it's going, if you guys know what I mean.

Sex can be hot! But I don't think we people get enough of it.

Guten Tag Kafka!

"Sex can be hot! But I don't think we people get enough of it."

No shi-te!!! F, why else are we on these boards talking about it! haha ...me's leaving this board for sum boooooooooty! 😉 oh don't worry I'll be back.

Do i say all that to myself or to the magazine?

^^
Hahahaha!

" Sex can be hot! But I don't think we people get enough of it."

Wow. Sounds like a challenge...