Sex noises...

So guys what do you think of vaginal farts— I mean I feel quite embarrassed when it happens and all you can do is laugh with the other person, but what do you really think? LMAO

yeah, it happens! it is funny and so i laugh on the rare occasion it does happen. there are also skin farts. those occur more often with me when we're rubbing up against each other. ball slapping is another great one. the only thing i have an issue with is the smell of hot latex. i'm sensitive to smells so i'm not keen on the times when there is a whiff of the condom. doesn't taste great either actually.

I cant do anything but laugh but man is it embarrasing and when you try to stop it, just seems to make things worse!!!

Any explanations— Oh I can already hear some of the smart arse comments coming back here... (_x_)

Oh yeah the hot sweaty body farts...for some reason I'm not really embarrassed about that..

I thought that was the reason behind the flavoured condoms...but I've never done that...but must admit I like the smell and always buy those ones 😄

LMAO PP ♥

the peppermint ones give a tingling sensation, kinda hot. Dont really like those

I shouldn't say this but no one really knows me...except maybe Bella...

funniest story ever for me anywho. I went to the docs one day after a big night...we lost the condom and just continued on so next day I thought better get tests. Jumped up on the table and the doc goes "what's this" and she pulls out the CONDOM!!!!! I'm like with a straight face..oh thats where that went...She goes out of the room for like 10 minutes and I'm laughing me arse off thinking shes probably doing the same! Far out never felt so embarrassed and apologised and she says...dont worry it happens all the time!

Funny thing is my docs appears the posh type bought up with money...and the way she pulled it out and said "What is this" I coulda dies in that split second!!

Anyway what happened to the vaginal noises...any explanations? Was my twat too big for him or too tight or what? hehe

Yeah mate I think so too...I'll get to the US sometime 🙂 And I'm in the Gold Coast if your ever holidaying...

Oh I'll remember that for when it happens again..... 😈 There is a time and place when you are prepared to allow a man to hear you fart and when it comes on like that, involuntary theres no way to overcome the embarrassment!

Yeah it's a really cool place to live, hugh life style witht he beaches, parties nightlife and the way the Aussies cater for families etc. Love it here. But it's like party party party all the time!

Yeah I guess it's just a personal thing 🙂

You talking about the Aussie men PP? lol

Nah biggest thing is midgies, they are tiny little biters that make you itch but summer months you use insect sprays. Havent seen a live snake myself. Nothing much more than the norm. Biggest headache here is the birds they are beautiful, parrots, rainbow lorakeets, gallads, kookaburas etc flying around but they are loud as fuck and wake you up early. Sometimes I want to grab a sling shot! lmao

Yeah that too Jase, but the life style and weather make it all seem alright🙂

Lots of hot bikini bod birds for you here too

Posted by sweethearts
So guys what do you think of vaginal farts— I mean I feel quite embarrassed when it happens and all you can do is laugh with the other person, but what do you really think? LMAO

HA!

Oh my! I have a story. Once, I was cleaning and I bent over. My varjay went off so loud, I think I did an actual fart but out of my butt.

It felt funny too ... so funny that I had to bend over and do it again ^_^.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
I dont know, i just really hate bugs LOL! I'd be on constant look-out if i ever went to Australia LOL!

I fear all insects LOL! Its terrible I know. There are this weird looking bug on the window seal and I asked my roommate to get it. He's KNOWS I can't deal with insects so he doesn't question me LOL

Posted by sweethearts
You talking about the Aussie men PP? lol

Nah biggest thing is midgies, they are tiny little biters that make you itch but summer months you use insect sprays. Havent seen a live snake myself. Nothing much more than the norm. Biggest headache here is the birds they are beautiful, parrots, rainbow lorakeets, gallads, kookaburas etc flying around but they are loud as fuck and wake you up early. Sometimes I want to grab a sling shot! lmao

I love an aussie man's accent ^_^.

Posted by Jason2213
I'm not much of a girl watcher. Makes me feel like a huge pervert. I usually like to walk off to some place secluded and watch the tiny schools of fish swim along the shore. I like that.

That sounds nice Jason 🙂

You dont have to be on the beach to see all the gorgeous girls here, they are everywhere.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
whiff of the condom. doesn't taste great either actually.

You suck him off with a condom on? lol thats obviously the safest thing to do, but it seems like if you were gonna go down on a guy, and put a condom on his cock first, he'd think you were crazy LOL!!

oh! no no, there's a lot of movement and transition when i have sex. my partner and i will go through at least 3 in one session. so there are times when he's working me good with a condom on then we'll switch it up and i start to go down on him again with the condom off. it does leave a taste that's not the most pleasant.

for the record, i don't like condoms either but with all the nasty diseases u can catch these days it's worth using them!

i also have a steady new sex partner. we are sexually monogamous but i don't care. it's still not worth the risk to me. for all i know he could be lying. in fact, there is a pretty good risk of catching something from a "monogamous" partner because not all partners are faithful. due to the supposed commitment between the 2 they are less likely to use a condom. do u realize how many ppl out there who have STD's like herpes say they got it from their significant other?

btw, u are fucking hot ian. not even referring to ur looks even though u are cute. i LOVE how direct u are with everything. unafraid and uninhibited. talking about cream pies. kinky! u sound like a good time!

Condoms are a must for me.

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
you are awesome sweets.

and I think it's inevitable at some point.just laugh and move on 😛

OY!I go away all day to watch football and come back to this! Yikes! LMAO!

I want to try edible panties... (on me... not eating)

The ol', good vaginal fart.

Got over it. It's inevitable. I'd giggle here and there.

Strong hijacking btw.

Yes saw that...someone mentioned that you should pull out and then start again and I remember once when that was done...it lets off one big lonnnnnng fart!!! More embarrassing than the original and then when you've got the giggles it can really kill the mood!!! Correction when I've got the giggles...it kills the mood with them :O