Uber Taurus

Just lmao.

Today called Uber to take me and my client to the bank. We’ve talked.

I’ve asked if he can take us back. He agreed. So he took us back and I had to go shopping for her. He offered to take me. I said great!

When he was letting me out he asked if I want him to pick me up. I said it’s about an hour and he said fine. Here is my number. Call me.

I did. He picked me up and helped me with a grocery. Asked what time I am done and if I want him to take me home. I said it’s about 40 min. He said fine.

So I’ve unloaded grocery at the client and he took me to a liquor store and then home.

I’ve asked how much. He said nevermind.

So when we got to my house he helped me to carry my groceries that I’ve picked up during shopping.

I brought him home.

He had met my mother and my husband and asked what time I am going to work tomorrow.

I said 9. He said fine. I’ll pick you up. I’ve asked what his sign was. He said Taurus. I had nothing to say except my girlfriend is the one.

So after he left my husband asked me what was it? I said Alex. Uber driver. Haven’t you got that yet?

He said...well...What year his Volvo is? I said 2017. He said...well...you know THAT as well...

I said what do you want? I spent hours with a man! And it didn’t cost you anything!

He took his bottle and went to watch TV!

And they say Uber drivers are rapists! I guess I didn’t get lucky!

Maybe tomorrow...lmao

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And are you Tauruses such an altruists? I guess I need to rethink my love for Scorpios...

Tauruses! Ready for me? 🤣💦💦

Awe! That's super generous. But I bet your hubby feels a little dunky ab it lol

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Posted by nanobot

Gemitati slaying men around the zodiac !!!!

Lmao! He had made my day! I can’t stop laughing at my husband ‘reaction’...I would raise HELL!

Wouldn’t everyone?

Posted by Solaristic

Awe! That's super generous. But I bet your hubby feels a little dunky ab it lol

Ducky? Lmao

What’s that mean?

Posted by Moloch

He just saw you had groceries.

He hasn’t asked for any...lol

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Posted by Solaristic

Awe! That's super generous. But I bet your hubby feels a little dunky ab it lol

Ducky? Lmao

What’s that mean?

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Means my phone is a POS. Meant funky. Like jealous. My bad, I don't read what I write before posting but I prolly should

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Posted by Gemitati

Just lmao.

Today called Uber to take me and my client to the bank. We’ve talked.

I’ve asked if he can take us back. He agreed. So he took us back and I had to go shopping for her. He offered to take me. I said great!

When he was letting me out he asked if I want him to pick me up. I said it’s about an hour and he said fine. Here is my number. Call me.

I did. He picked me up and helped me with a grocery. Asked what time I am done and if I want him to take me home. I said it’s about 40 min. He said fine.

So I’ve unloaded grocery at the client and he took me to a liquor store and then home.

I’ve asked how much. He said nevermind.

So when we got to my house he helped me to carry my groceries that I’ve picked up during shopping.

I brought him home.

He had met my mother and my husband and asked what time I am going to work tomorrow.

I said 9. He said fine. I’ll pick you up. I’ve asked what his sign was. He said Taurus. I had nothing to say except my girlfriend is the one.

So after he left my husband asked me what was it? I said Alex. Uber driver. Haven’t you got that yet?

He said...well...What year his Volvo is? I said 2017. He said...well...you know THAT as well...

I said what do you want? I spent hours with a man! And it didn’t cost you anything!

He took his bottle and went to watch TV!

And they say Uber drivers are rapists! I guess I didn’t get lucky!

Maybe tomorrow...lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And are you Tauruses such an altruists? I guess I need to rethink my love for Scorpios...

Tauruses! Ready for me? 🤣💦💦

I'm Scorpio and Taurus (and altrustic)

Too bad we both are heterosexual, else it would have fun lol x

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I can change. Can you? 🤣

Not tooting my own horn, but yes, I am altruistic. There's really no better feeling than lending a helping hand to someone you deeply care for and seeing how happy it makes them at the end. The less stressed they are, the better.

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Awe! That's super generous. But I bet your hubby feels a little dunky ab it lol

Ducky? Lmao

What’s that mean?

Means my phone is a POS. Meant funky. Like jealous. My bad, I don't read what I write before posting but I prolly should

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He is NOT jealous! I have perfect record for 24 years! Men are funny like that. They don’t get the fact that nothing is forever...I trust everybody with everything! Except when it comes to relashionships...he is totally oblivious...dinner served...nothing else matters! Oh! TV is working...big plus! Lmao

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Posted by earlorg16

Not tooting my own horn, but yes, I am altruistic. There's really no better feeling than lending a helping hand to someone you deeply care for and seeing how happy it makes them at the end. The less stressed they are, the better.

give me $ 20

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nah f off, thats MY money. but i can make u a bomb latte though and offer you a blunt.

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Posted by Gemitati

Just lmao.

Today called Uber to take me and my client to the bank. We’ve talked.

I’ve asked if he can take us back. He agreed. So he took us back and I had to go shopping for her. He offered to take me. I said great!

When he was letting me out he asked if I want him to pick me up. I said it’s about an hour and he said fine. Here is my number. Call me.

I did. He picked me up and helped me with a grocery. Asked what time I am done and if I want him to take me home. I said it’s about 40 min. He said fine.

So I’ve unloaded grocery at the client and he took me to a liquor store and then home.

I’ve asked how much. He said nevermind.

So when we got to my house he helped me to carry my groceries that I’ve picked up during shopping.

I brought him home.

He had met my mother and my husband and asked what time I am going to work tomorrow.

I said 9. He said fine. I’ll pick you up. I’ve asked what his sign was. He said Taurus. I had nothing to say except my girlfriend is the one.

So after he left my husband asked me what was it? I said Alex. Uber driver. Haven’t you got that yet?

He said...well...What year his Volvo is? I said 2017. He said...well...you know THAT as well...

I said what do you want? I spent hours with a man! And it didn’t cost you anything!

He took his bottle and went to watch TV!

And they say Uber drivers are rapists! I guess I didn’t get lucky!

Maybe tomorrow...lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And are you Tauruses such an altruists? I guess I need to rethink my love for Scorpios...

Tauruses! Ready for me? 🤣💦💦

I'm Scorpio and Taurus (and altrustic)

Too bad we both are heterosexual, else it would have fun lol x

I can change. Can you? 🤣

I'll try anything once, honey 😘😋

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Funny that I’ve read this about Gemini. ‘They’ll try everything once...’

Now I even more convinced that Gem/Scorp tandem is match made in Heaven! It feels like Hell but it doesn’t matter...Heaven indeed! Lol

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Posted by Moloch

He just saw you had groceries.

He hasn’t asked for any...lol

Hes being sneaky.. it's an axis thing.. you wouldn't understand lol

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So I still have hope? Lol

Posted by earlorg16

Not tooting my own horn, but yes, I am altruistic. There's really no better feeling than lending a helping hand to someone you deeply care for and seeing how happy it makes them at the end. The less stressed they are, the better.

Ahhh...I suddenly falling in love with your sign...fuck Scorpios!!! (Don’t tell anyone I said that...ok)?

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by earlorg16

Not tooting my own horn, but yes, I am altruistic. There's really no better feeling than lending a helping hand to someone you deeply care for and seeing how happy it makes them at the end. The less stressed they are, the better.

Ahhh...I suddenly falling in love with your sign...fuck Scorpios!!! (Don’t tell anyone I said that...ok)?

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I'm sorry but maybe I'm not caught up, but why do you hate Scorpios? Lol, I love em!

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Posted by Solaristic

Awe! That's super generous. But I bet your hubby feels a little dunky ab it lol

Ducky? Lmao

What’s that mean?

Means my phone is a POS. Meant funky. Like jealous. My bad, I don't read what I write before posting but I prolly should

He is NOT jealous! I have perfect record for 24 years! Men are funny like that. They don’t get the fact that nothing is forever...I trust everybody with everything! Except when it comes to relashionships...he is totally oblivious...dinner served...nothing else matters! Oh! TV is working...big plus! Lmao

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Hahaha. I find that's great you have an awesome uber bull man. I figured him seeing you were getting special treatment would mame him feel threatened.. (men and their egos or whatev) My bad.

I once had an uber driver receive a call, immediately stopped the car in a shopping parking lot, and asked me to get out and re uber cause he had to go. He gave me 10 $ and rolled off. I was so shocked I laughed, I was close to enough to walk so I did but still.

What's your hubs sign?

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Posted by earlorg16

Not tooting my own horn, but yes, I am altruistic. There's really no better feeling than lending a helping hand to someone you deeply care for and seeing how happy it makes them at the end. The less stressed they are, the better.

Ahhh...I suddenly falling in love with your sign...fuck Scorpios!!! (Don’t tell anyone I said that...ok)?

I'm sorry but maybe I'm not caught up, but why do you hate Scorpios? Lol, I love em!

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Sorry. I didn’t think there are still some people who unaware of my Scorpio ‘thang’...

I love one for 9 years. And I will die loving him. And I have just posted last night thread I love Scorpios...

I was just kidding. Scorpios are IT!

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Awe! That's super generous. But I bet your hubby feels a little dunky ab it lol

Ducky? Lmao

What’s that mean?

Means my phone is a POS. Meant funky. Like jealous. My bad, I don't read what I write before posting but I prolly should

He is NOT jealous! I have perfect record for 24 years! Men are funny like that. They don’t get the fact that nothing is forever...I trust everybody with everything! Except when it comes to relashionships...he is totally oblivious...dinner served...nothing else matters! Oh! TV is working...big plus! Lmao

Hahaha. I find that's great you have an awesome uber bull man. I figured him seeing you were getting special treatment would mame him feel threatened.. (men and their egos or whatev) My bad.

I once had an uber driver receive a call, immediately stopped the car in a shopping parking lot, and asked me to get out and re uber cause he had to go. He gave me 10 $ and rolled off. I was so shocked I laughed, I was close to enough to walk so I did but still.

What's your hubs sign?

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My husband is a Cap.

And I did have Uber man who threw me out as well because we couldn’t find each other and I told him that his behavior was unucceptable!

He showed me a finger and I think he was hanged over so I reported him and got text that he is suspended. I was glad he got his ass whooped!

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Posted by Gemitati

Just lmao.

Today called Uber to take me and my client to the bank. We’ve talked.

I’ve asked if he can take us back. He agreed. So he took us back and I had to go shopping for her. He offered to take me. I said great!

When he was letting me out he asked if I want him to pick me up. I said it’s about an hour and he said fine. Here is my number. Call me.

I did. He picked me up and helped me with a grocery. Asked what time I am done and if I want him to take me home. I said it’s about 40 min. He said fine.

So I’ve unloaded grocery at the client and he took me to a liquor store and then home.

I’ve asked how much. He said nevermind.

So when we got to my house he helped me to carry my groceries that I’ve picked up during shopping.

I brought him home.

He had met my mother and my husband and asked what time I am going to work tomorrow.

I said 9. He said fine. I’ll pick you up. I’ve asked what his sign was. He said Taurus. I had nothing to say except my girlfriend is the one.

So after he left my husband asked me what was it? I said Alex. Uber driver. Haven’t you got that yet?

He said...well...What year his Volvo is? I said 2017. He said...well...you know THAT as well...

I said what do you want? I spent hours with a man! And it didn’t cost you anything!

He took his bottle and went to watch TV!

And they say Uber drivers are rapists! I guess I didn’t get lucky!

Maybe tomorrow...lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And are you Tauruses such an altruists? I guess I need to rethink my love for Scorpios...

Tauruses! Ready for me? 🤣💦💦

I'm Scorpio and Taurus (and altrustic)

Too bad we both are heterosexual, else it would have fun lol x

I can change. Can you? 🤣

I'll try anything once, honey 😘😋

Funny that I’ve read this about Gemini. ‘They’ll try everything once...’

Now I even more convinced that Gem/Scorp tandem is match made in Heaven! It feels like Hell but it doesn’t matter...Heaven indeed! Lol

Never been with a Gemini but like I say I'll give it a go once. 😉

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It doesn’t work like that! ‘Once’ is not the option!!! Lmao

My agreement with Scorpio was ‘let’s just take the edge off’...9 years ago...lmao

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Scorpio < Taurus

I wouldn’t know until I measured Taurus...lol

Though with Scorpios - size doesn’t matter! Nothing really matter! Brain so fucked up - you don’t even know what to do with that tape...eat it? Or what? Lol

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Posted by Gemitati

Just lmao.

Today called Uber to take me and my client to the bank. We’ve talked.

I’ve asked if he can take us back. He agreed. So he took us back and I had to go shopping for her. He offered to take me. I said great!

When he was letting me out he asked if I want him to pick me up. I said it’s about an hour and he said fine. Here is my number. Call me.

I did. He picked me up and helped me with a grocery. Asked what time I am done and if I want him to take me home. I said it’s about 40 min. He said fine.

So I’ve unloaded grocery at the client and he took me to a liquor store and then home.

I’ve asked how much. He said nevermind.

So when we got to my house he helped me to carry my groceries that I’ve picked up during shopping.

I brought him home.

He had met my mother and my husband and asked what time I am going to work tomorrow.

I said 9. He said fine. I’ll pick you up. I’ve asked what his sign was. He said Taurus. I had nothing to say except my girlfriend is the one.

So after he left my husband asked me what was it? I said Alex. Uber driver. Haven’t you got that yet?

He said...well...What year his Volvo is? I said 2017. He said...well...you know THAT as well...

I said what do you want? I spent hours with a man! And it didn’t cost you anything!

He took his bottle and went to watch TV!

And they say Uber drivers are rapists! I guess I didn’t get lucky!

Maybe tomorrow...lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And are you Tauruses such an altruists? I guess I need to rethink my love for Scorpios...

Tauruses! Ready for me? 🤣💦💦

I'm Scorpio and Taurus (and altrustic)

Too bad we both are heterosexual, else it would have fun lol x

I can change. Can you? 🤣

I'll try anything once, honey 😘😋

Funny that I’ve read this about Gemini. ‘They’ll try everything once...’

Now I even more convinced that Gem/Scorp tandem is match made in Heaven! It feels like Hell but it doesn’t matter...Heaven indeed! Lol

Never been with a Gemini but like I say I'll give it a go once. 😉

It doesn’t work like that! ‘Once’ is not the option!!! Lmao

My agreement with Scorpio was ‘let’s just take the edge off’...9 years ago...lmao

I never said anything after once ! May be id like it lol 😛

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So...it’s a date? Do I have to shave my armpits? Lmao