Who Said What?

This is a little game for you guys Actual phrases I've heard the different signs say and think might be typical of the sign... you guys can guess which signs they are...

1. "I was thinking that there is only two reasons to why a person would murder. A) They are crazy or B) Jelousy"

2. "I feel so loved! I kissed two guys and a girl at prom"

3. "In the future everyone will be one race"

4. "She said to save it for her and she'd be back to pay for it but she didn't come back, I would have sold it but was afraid she'd come back and cuss me out. Don't wanna be cussed out you know"

5. "I was hoping you'd say that you and your boyfriend aren't doing well... So you can find someone bEtTeR... So I can hit on you" note: never met my bf

6. "She was the one trying to get all up on me... oh that's not what I said before?"

7. "I'd tell you to do -- but you can also do -- I don't know it's up to you, but you know this -- really sounds like a good idea -- but depends"

8. "No, there is one way to do things and you're doing it wrong"

9. "I'm not like her I have things to do and get done, she shouldn't be saying anything, she can party all she wants but look at how bad she's doing, she should be straightening things out instead and then go out"

10. "I took the curve so fast that my car turned on its side on two wheels... I handled it like.... and.... if it woulda touched the... we woulda been goners. You need to come next time!"

His friend in the passenger side responded:

11. "Cool. Lucky one of the tires didn't pop"

12. "I'm a fishie and I confuse people" jk couldn't think of anything in particular lol


LATER LATER LATER! Phrases from a drunk should be better lol

Any tries? come on you get it right and I'll pat you on the head 🙂

OMG, this is fukking hallarius!!! OK, I am running out the door and have little time but I'll guess the ones I 'think' I know:

1. scorp
3. aqua
5. sag?
8. taurus bully?
10. aries
12. pisces!

1. "I was thinking that there is only two reasons to why a person would murder. A) They are crazy or B) Jelousy"
>> SCORPIO

2. "I feel so loved! I kissed two guys and a girl at prom"
>> SAGITTARIUS

3. "In the future everyone will be one race"
>> AQUARIUS

4. "She said to save it for her and she'd be back to pay for it but she didn't come back, I would have sold it but was afraid she'd come back and cuss me out. Don't wanna be cussed out you know"
>> CANCER

5. "I was hoping you'd say that you and your boyfriend aren't doing well... So you can find someone bEtTeR... So I can hit on you" note: never met my bf
>> LEO (too easy lol the most typical leo i've ever met ha ha)

6. "She was the one trying to get all up on me... oh that's not what I said before?"
>> GEMINI (friends bf)

7. "I'd tell you to do -- but you can also do -- I don't know it's up to you, but you know this -- really sounds like a good idea -- but depends"
>> LIBRA

8. "No, there is one way to do things and you're doing it wrong"
>> VIRGO (come on you guys, toooo easy!)

9. "I'm not like her I have things to do and get done, she shouldn't be saying anything, she can party all she wants but look at how bad she's doing, she should be straightening things out instead and then go out"
>> CAPRICORN

10. "I took the curve so fast that my car turned on its side on two wheels... I handled it like.... and.... if it woulda touched the... we woulda been goners. You need to come next time!"
>> ARIES (my blue eyed devil! fun fun fun!)

His friend in the passenger side responded:

11. "Cool. Lucky one of the tires didn't pop"
>> TAURUS

12. "I'm a fishie and I confuse people" jk couldn't think of anything in particular lol
>> PISCES