
tauruschic
@tauruschic
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He says: I really like you
Translation: I think I?m falling in love, but I can?t say the L-word.
He says: ?Girlfriend,? affectionately in public and he's not watching an In Living Color re-run or making fun of Oprah Winfrey.
Translation: His friends aren't allowed to come on to you and that guy in your office better back off too! You?re his (and he?s yours, too).
He says: Nothing's wrong. I'm fine
Translation: I know you?re interested in elaborating on my emotional center with regard to my co-workers and boss and Starbucks barista, but I?m done for the day and all I want is to drink a six pack, eat a bag of Doritos and vegetate. OR: Nothing?s wrong. He?s fine.
He says: I?m not thinking anything, honest.
Translation: He?s not thinking anything. Honest.
He says: I don't know what I want
Translation: I don't want you/us/this relationship.
He says: You?re way hotter than Giselle/Beyonce/Fill in star-crush name here. No, I mean it. (Notice his glowy eyes)
Translation: I love you.