Damnata
@Damnata
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I am drunk
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Didn't get one? 😐
I replied to the last one.
I replied to the last one.
Saw it now. 1 looks like 0 to me right now.
lost in the hazeeee of the wineeeee.
Posted by GG
I might join you. Make sure I don't do anything stupid though
With that moon of yours, I can't guarantee shit.
Posted by dolphinjoy
Drink like a Piscean, Virgo.
Pisces always outdrink me.
But not tonight HAHAHAHA. Not night.
*tonight
Of all the places to post this topic as a female ^.^?
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Of all the places to post this topic as a female ^.^?
I have a man card now.
Get off my nuts, NYAA.
Posted by blisss
wheres my PM? lol I deserve it if you take two weeks. I enjoy reading over writing,
you will get it because we need to switch more ideas back and forth.
you aries moon you.
Damn Scorpios always thinking they deserve stuff.
I was drunk of 3 tequila shots the other night. It was glorious. Enjoy!
Drunk virgal in da house = crazyiness!!
Posted by blisss
you have a Scorp card now? Since when?....hmmmm. I'd vote you in anyway. We need smart Virgo's to hand over some of their intellectual advice.
Wait thats taking again huh?....
yeah, not much insight out of me tonight.
Show us your nipples!
Posted by Astrobyn
Show us your nipples!
suddenly a brave taurus appears.
can't do that, not that drunk yet.
there was one night once upon a time, i was roaming with a cancer gf who's well endowed in this department so we flashed a bartender and got free shots all night. we got wasted.
Posted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
Drunk virgal in da house = crazyiness!!
SHUSH!!!click to expand
Make me Shuuuushh ! 😄
Not good enough! show us your nipples!
Posted by justagirlPosted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
Drunk virgal in da house = crazyiness!!
SHUSH!!!
Make me Shuuuushh ! 😄click to expand
Don't you dare me, fire moon.
Why are you sending rabbit drunk pm's?
Posted by aquavita
Isnt it 4 am for u? dont have to answer..... time matters not in vino veritas
3:19
the night is young!!!
Posted by Astrobyn
Why are you sending rabbit drunk pm's?
ok tell me what do you want me to send you?
NOT NIPPLES OR OTHER BODY PARTS!!
send me your pm's with rabbit
Posted by DonAmanMarat
75% of my DXP posts come from my drunken mindstate...other 25% is when I'm bored at work.
My drunken mind races with thoughts I can ONLY express online.
If I were to keep em in, I'd go insane!
That being said, you're a fairly chill drunk because this thread way TOO quiet!
i know man, i can barely type.
i'm laughing uncontrollably right now for no reason.
Bwahaha!! You're so awesome! 😄
Damnata your "MAN" card is not recognized
I'm just saying if she's drunk enough to make a drunk thread in the man cave she's drunk enough to send some nipples.
Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Damnata your "MAN" card is not recognized
Don't make me bend you over NYAA.
I gotcha moon and rising, we can do this.
Posted by DonAmanMarat
If anything just post your shit faced, blood shot eyed mugs...c'mon now, that man card wasn't given to you for nursing it.
I will ponder on this.
I have a Cancer Venus, what's wrong with nursing?
Posted by GG
Ok, I'm ready! Its you, me, whoever else and netflix.
Lets fuck some shit up.
all fine and dandy but i don't have netflix?
Wow this thread is a riot!!!
come on damnata, we are all on chat waiting for you to show us your nipples. get in there.
Posted by GGPosted by DamnataPosted by GG
Ok, I'm ready! Its you, me, whoever else and netflix.
Lets fuck some shit up.
all fine and dandy but i don't have netflix?
So what do European s do when their drunk. Besides talking shit about American s. Do you go streaking?click to expand
Hey, I resent that "talking shit about americans" comment.
It's weakness of character to attack those beneath you.
Posted by Astrobyn
come on damnata, we are all on chat waiting for you to show us your nipples. get in there.
hon, i cannot.
1. fucking tinychat pisses me off.
2. music usually sucks
3. it takes a while to load because romanian bandwith > murican bandwith. and because of that there's always some mod who's trigger friendly and bans me because I don't have the time to change my nickname.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT JUST DRANK FROM MY GLASS!
i didn't even see it. -.-. fucking cat.
i didn't even see it. -.-. fucking cat.
Posted by Damnata
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT JUST DRANK FROM MY GLASS!
i didn't even see it. -.-. fucking cat.
Just for letting the cat drink wine deserves man card status...
Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by Damnata
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT JUST DRANK FROM MY GLASS!
i didn't even see it. -.-. fucking cat.
Just for letting the cat drink wine deserves man card status...click to expand
Not sure of that. It wasn't exactly a choice...
Posted by DamnataPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by Damnata
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT JUST DRANK FROM MY GLASS!
i didn't even see it. -.-. fucking cat.
Just for letting the cat drink wine deserves man card status...
Not sure of that. It wasn't exactly a choice...click to expand
Did it come back for more? This could be fun...
Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by DamnataPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by Damnata
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT JUST DRANK FROM MY GLASS!
i didn't even see it. -.-. fucking cat.
Just for letting the cat drink wine deserves man card status...
Not sure of that. It wasn't exactly a choice...
Did it come back for more? This could be fun...click to expand
Yeah, lol.
She's a Cancer btw.
Damnata what are you drinking?
Posted by DamnataPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by DamnataPosted by CancerOnTheCuspPosted by Damnata
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT JUST DRANK FROM MY GLASS!
i didn't even see it. -.-. fucking cat.
Just for letting the cat drink wine deserves man card status...
Not sure of that. It wasn't exactly a choice...
Did it come back for more? This could be fun...
Yeah, lol.
She's a Cancer btw.click to expand
I would have thought Pisces.....
Posted by VirgoChyld
Damnata what are you drinking?
Red red wine.
I should've known better. I never get drunk on hard liquor.
But wine does crazy things to me.
Posted by Rabbit
That cat needs to find Jesus.
Well she won't find him in my home. I'm all about being satanmad.
Sorry, cat.
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As I was saying..yeah, I'm drunk.