Knock, Knock!

Door creaks while I peep in lolsss?

Before ya'll kick me out I just wanted to say hi fellas*waves*

How are you doing today?

Have a blessed day guys..

Sprinkle your cave with pink/purple glitter as I exit*cause I'm bad like that*

Lolssss

Okay then but I can't wait to see the look of cow puncher's face when he get here..

Everything shall be shimmery and sparkly!
I'm gonna decorate the shit out of this cave since he's not here lolsss..

What you have on your mind knight?

*makes tea in my new home lol*

Not really but you can try to entertain me no less..

Look knight, where are you going with this before I throw you out of your own cave...

*yes fellas, this the takeover*

Well thankyou..

And go ahead with this entertainment of which you speak..

Do all

Can you sew too mr knight?

Because I have a few things around here that need stitching..

Okay I'll take it..I want everything to be perfect for the party I'm having here later...

Maybe, it depends on how well you scrub this cave..

Yes please, LAVENDER!

Posted by papparazi
Well get a cave you two.

We already have one THIS, you're intruding..unless you're a female.If so, I'm throwing a party here later and inviting all the gals..to miss is to diss.

Gather the rope if he returns.

certainly

No its just fine, thankyou!

No that is all, close the door and stand guard outside just incase one of the guys try to crash my party.

Good, now go do your job!

Posted by AirMan
lol wtf

Rings bell,

Gather the ropes for this intruding peasant!

I can see that, maybe I need more than ropes as my defense system..
What do you suggest I gather along with the ropes knight?

Yes you're right, I will cancel the party and run away with you knight..sounds better ain't it?

Posted by Rabbit
This thread is the equivalent of someone plugging up the Man Cave toilet and not bothering to plunge.

Oh shush lol

Someone hand me the rope, a cuople nails and some duct tape

Posted by humbleknight

Posted by Rabbit
This thread is the equivalent of someone plugging up the Man Cave toilet and not bothering to plunge.

I'm saved! Thank you for that rabbit.

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You're saved?

I'll kick your ass you know that!

Posted by humbleknight

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by humbleknight

Posted by Rabbit
This thread is the equivalent of someone plugging up the Man Cave toilet and not bothering to plunge.

I'm saved! Thank you for that rabbit.

You're saved?

I'll kick your ass you know that!

No you won't. Besides not being able to reach that far I was tired of being someone's slave.

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@Knight

Off with your head!

*GAME OVER*

No problem!

Marry—

Jump thru Man Cave's window..

Fuck that shit..

Catch me if you can suckers!

@ Tiz I can't be banned, I OWN the cave..

lolsssss

Rabbit put your hand down please before you lose it lol.

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by crabRiot
Door creaks while I peep in lolsss?

Before ya'll kick me out I just wanted to say hi fellas*waves*

How are you doing today?

Have a blessed day guys..

Sprinkle your cave with pink/purple glitter as I exit*cause I'm bad like that*

Lolssss

meh. Just looks like that Prince dude couldn't hold his liquor is all, no biggie. We've survived worse.

However, since this Humbleknight guy spent 4 pages indulging you.... then finally stopped only when the Rabbit put in an appearance... it is my thought that we should throw him under the crab-bus, and declare you both DXP Husband and Wife.

Men of the Man Cave - I hereby put forth a motion to throw this Humbleknight guy under the Crab bus, and make him Crabriot's DXP Husband... to crabbette-cling to forever after.

All in favor?

*raises hand*

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Aye!

Really Sniper?

You really goin sit there and let them marry me off against my will—?

No bueno Cappy!

Posted by crabRiot
Really Sniper?

You really goin sit there and let them marry me off against my will—?

No bueno Cappy!

Si Crabriot. Lol 😄 I thought it was every Cancers dream to be married to a knight in shining armor. 😆