REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH<BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> * When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.<BR> <BR> * Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.<BR> <BR> * You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.<BR> <BR> * If
i think the biggest change since last time I was home is that I won't look twice when someone opens a bottle of vodka up in front of me and offers me some...i might even take it.<BR> <BR> some friends of mine over here are going to return home in the stat
I think I'm going to runaway and walk the earth... I wanted to get sponsered, but my friend says it's part of the rules of walking the earth that you don't get any money... I think she got it out of a hippy book or something, but I'm like "this is the 21s
We are going on holaday in august. We have been invited by friends who have great wealth to stay at there home in Tuscany it is located in the hills outside of Lucca. It is called villa arsina. We are both off the mounth of august so this will be brillant
Just wanted to let everyone know that I will be gone, gone gone, from June 3rd through June 8th, on my Disneyland trip with my mom! (I realize how dorky that sounds, but trust me, we're not dorks, we have a blast when we go together! No boys, woohoo!!)~
- Be very suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo."
- Consider carefully before visiting a country where the license plate motto is Die American Pig.
* There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if you have experience in jungle warfare.
* If you find yourself in Iran, do not use the word blanket head.
* On a trip to Canada, your travel agent should not charge you for an interpreter.
* While in the Vatican, do not refer to St. Peter as "Petey-Boy."
* Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars.
* Avoid any Latin American Tour named Bay of Pigs, Two.
* In South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.
* Legitimate travel agents do not dress in foreign military uniforms.