P-Angel
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"Ok, it's been a couple hundred years, time to check on the rejects?"
"Yep, we better. No explosion yet, so . . think they're sill alive?"
"Dunno."
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"Aaaaaeeeeeeeewwwwwwww . . he called me," Susie squealed with delight, as she beamed a twinkle to her best friend. "He loves me."
Susie's best friend huskily panted out, "He's your soulmate. Where's mine?"
Gathering her best friend into her arms, crying with both delight and sadness, Susie softly said, as she stroked the golden hair, "You said you can feel.. something." A sour taste flooded into Susie's mouth, as she reflected on the numerous times that her friend felt a powerful sensation surge through her; she hoped what her friend always described as a magnetic pull was her soulmate trying to find her. With disgust, Susie defiantly shook her image of god out of her head, as her rational mind attempted to define what this almighty power really was, and softly added, "You'll find him. It's ok. I love you."
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"Maybe they've killed theirselves . . . fucking barbarians. What have we done?"
"Dunno . . but, you know what the boss said . ."
"I know . . I know. It's not their fault."
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"OOOhhhhh LLoooooorrrrd, we can feeeeeeeeeel your presence. Fooooorgiiiiive us, for we are sinners. We are weak, and . . .", the preacher bellowed out, hoping that he sounded resonanting enough. The whole congregation raised their arms with him, like sheep, and awaited the day they would meet their maker.
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"Hey, maybe they ARE dead . . last I heard, some stupid shit started over . ."
"Yeah, I heard about that . . what do they call It?"
"God"
"Ah . . ha, ha, ha, ha", in hysterical unison.
"Humph . . just like fucking cockroaches . . bacteria doesn't die."