Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
extremely HIGH 24/7
Posted by RamenPancakes
has a vagina.
Posted by cowpuncher
Hmmm... well here is sort of how I envision it:
She's absolutely faithful, and never fails me. Whether it's her flawless exterior, her appealing curves, or the way she purrs when I get her motor running... I always find something to love. She loves it when I ride her for hours, and she was built for it! She's beautiful inside and out, and responds instantly to my touch, my direction... my every whim, with lightning speed... never complaining, never balking, never giving me any flack about it either. Where some prefer a modern girl, I prefer classic beauty, and she'll have that nailed. She will have bright eyes, and always be tastefully dressed, and will be accessorized with lots of lovely, polished, shining jewelry in all the right places to make her look like a queen. She will offer me comfort, faithful service, and absolute reliability. I realize this is a tall order, and I may have to go with a "fixer upper" and put in a lot of work to get her to this point...but in my heart of hearts, that's what I want. It's what I need... what I MUST have before the day I die. When I do die, I want her buried next to me, joined together forever, to spend eternity together... no other man will ever be fit to possess her... and no other man could ever ride her like I can.
So, there you have it folks. That's my perfect, dream relationship. I don't care what it takes, someday, somehow, I will own an Indian Motorcycle. It WILL happen. - CP