How To Tell When it's Over with a Virgo Man

From Astrotwins' Love Zodiac

With a virgo man, it's never really over. Like a bad rash, he won't go away. He likes the comfort of being in a relationship, and may keep calling you for years -- even if it's just a booty call.

Here's what it will take for him to nail the coffin shut:

MISSION COMPLETE:
The virgo man's role as you unofficial guru/healer/therapist/daddy has run its course. You are now a whole person, scars faded, childhood wounds healed. You don't need him anymore. It's time to move on to his next case.

YOU BOSSED HIM AROUND OR DOMINATED HIM:
You've crossed the line from gentle prodding and mothering to henpecking control. He will not put up with being told what to do. No indeed, he'll show you who's boss -- and he'll show that other woman he's now screwing, too.

YOUR HYGIENE IS SUB-PAR:
The only dirt virgo is interested in is topsoil (for planting a lovely spring garden) and gossip (he's always up on it). If it lives in bacterial form on your shower tiles, under your nails, or in your unwashed hair, bedding and clothes, he will be utterly repelled.

HE STARTS TO GET SICK:
Virgo is the zodiac's health sign, so when his well-being breaks down, he's reached the end of his rather long rope. You've now stressed him out and taxed his resources. He's got nothing left to give.

YOU TOOK A LITTLE TOO MUCH SPACE:
So you needed time to clear your head, to be on your own and reevaluate your priorities. Hope it wasn't for long. If you break the bond once with virgo, it's hard to get him back. He's a sensitive soul and will put the protective wall up quickly if he fears you'll break his heart.

HE CAUGHT YOU FLIRTING OR CHEATING:
Cheating on him? Stealthy as a Ninja, virgo will catch you in the act. A virgo man could creep into a room without anyone hearing him. He's possessive of his women. If you pay more attention to other males, he'll brood and ruin your night. Nobody plays this sign for a fool and gets away with it. He has far too much pride.

YOU TRY TO MAKE HIM CHANGE ONE OF HIS OCD HABITS:
Listen; if he wants to wash his hands twenty times in an hour, it's a free country. And while we're on the topic, aren't you due for a manicure?