Is it true . .

that virgos sh*t don't stink?

I've lived with several virgos and one thing stood out in regard to each of them.

No matter what it is they're doing in the bathroom, you can enter it a moment later and discover no offending odors. In the past I suspected that it was due to the variety of cleaning and deodorizing products my virgo roomates store in the their cabinets and purses / man-purses.

But last weekend I went camping with a virgo. At one point in the middle of the night, under the pretense of gentle slumber, I spyed Miss Virgo grabbing the camp's roll of toilet paper. She tip-toed a short distance from camp and squatted. A few minutes later she returned to her tent went back to sleep.

LAter I studied the area with my flashlight and found, as it were, material evidence. Yet again I detected no offending odor!

I've taken meticulous field notes if anyone wants to compare.

A virgos shit don't stink but the farts are killer. Its like mustard gas.

Actually, the worst stench is an aqua persons breath or scorpio's armpits... WHOAAH that can blow anyone away!

All I can say is there was more than one occasion where I was reeling backwards, moue of horror upon my face, branding a crucifix. I was never sure if I should fall to my knees in prayer at that point, FLEE was all I could come up with.

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But last weekend I went camping with a virgo. At one point in the middle of the night, under the pretense of gentle slumber, I spyed Miss Virgo grabbing the camp's roll of toilet paper. She tip-toed a short distance from camp and squatted. A few minutes later she returned to her tent went back to sleep.

LAter I studied the area with my flashlight and found, as it were, material evidence. Yet again I detected no offending odor!

LMFAO

This is hilarious!!!

Why in the nine hells would you go to investigate someone's poo-doo?

There is no such thing as offensive odors in a bathroom.

There is a such thing outside of a bathroom.

OMG yes Fiber makes your poo stinks!!