@VirgoVixxxen
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JESUS COULD BE A VIRGO
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VV: our resident fishies might take up issue with this... other theorists suggest he was Pisces!
I head it was late September making him a Libra 🙂
A man going round telling eveyone what there doing is wrong and why, little stories to back it up, being seen as argumentitive, generous, sounds all Libra to me. Would a virgo last 40 dyas and nights in a desert without a shower 😛
Hey Lil,
Funny because I also read that his birthdate was March 25th and gave thought to the fact that he could also be a Pisces but then I realized that March 25th belongs to Aries. LOL. I have never read anything about Jesus being born under the sign of Pisces but if the theorists and all the rest say so, then that makes three that I've heard of so far (Cappie, Virgo and Pisces). LOL.
Posted by libra sun
I head it was late September making him a Libra 🙂
Of course ya did! LOL!
Posted by libra sun
A man going round telling eveyone what there doing is wrong and why, little stories to back it up, being seen as argumentitive, generous, sounds all Libra to me. Would a virgo last 40 dyas and nights in a desert without a shower 😛
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! But Jesus came to heal the sick and no one, and I mean no one does that better than a Virgo. LOL! We
Hmmmm....but then again, he also turned over the table on those heathen ass pharisees so that March 25th birthdate might be right. Aries anyone? Temper. Temper.
Ironically scorpios are actually the healers of the zodiac. We do heal the sick, but we do the serving mainly. I've heard those signs too.
Posted by libra sun
A man going round telling eveyone what there doing is wrong and why, little stories to back it up, being seen as argumentitive, generous, sounds all Libra to me. Would a virgo last 40 dyas and nights in a desert without a shower 😛
LOLLLL!!! good one 😉
Never heard that. Virgo is the sign of nurturer, healer and server. We make some of the best physicians, nurses etc.
Posted by CLCNY30
Posted by libra sun
A man going round telling eveyone what there doing is wrong and why, little stories to back it up, being seen as argumentitive, generous, sounds all Libra to me. Would a virgo last 40 dyas and nights in a desert without a shower 😛
LOLLLL!!! good one 😉
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Right?!
I damn sure couldn't go 40 days/40 nights without a shower.
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Never heard that. Virgo is the sign of nurturer, healer and server. We make some of the best physicians, nurses etc.
http://www.astro.com/mtp/mtp105_e.htm
I think this is again the case of how similiar scorpio and virgo are. We do make the best of those, and scorpio also makes some of the best psychologists too. We serve and heal, while scorps dig deeper into parts virgos probably dont' go into. I guess it's a case of what is "healing."
In the case of jesus, if he was a virgo and survived 40 days in the desert, he must have had a day planner to figure out how he was going to live each day. I'd probably go crazy in the desert. And yeah... not showering is an issue *guilty virgo*
Yes, scorps and Virgos do share many similar traits so it's all good.
Jesus was also the son of God and although he came in flesh he was still pretty much very unlike man so if he was a Virgo, going without a shower for 40 days/40 nights was probably no biggie anyway. If it was an issue, he knew he was sent to earth for a specific purpose and he understood the responsibilities (the good, the bad and the indifferent)that came along with. If God told him to be without water and soap for 100 days/100 nights he would have done it. Period. regardless of his zodiac sign.
Posted by wgamador
Horus the Sun God was a Virgo too.
I honestly have no idea why, but whenever I think of the sun, I think of libra. hahahaha.
They still haven't even proved if the Shroud of Turin is real. I doubt we're actually going to get a legit birth date any time soon, lol.
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Posted by Candeh15
I honestly have no idea why, but whenever I think of the sun, I think of libra. hahahaha.
What the fuck are you thinking?
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I don't know! It's just one of those weird associations I can't explain. lol
Posted by wgamador
I thought he was a pisces with the whole fish theme and water thing throughout the bible.
Judas was definately an Aries. lol.
Oh no you didn't! LOL. An Aries? I don't know about that...his ass seemed more like a gemini to me!
Posted by catguy
After much research, study, and countless interviews with scholars, I've come to the conclusion that indeed Jesus was a Leo. I mean who else would have a big enough chip on their shoulder to carry that big cross all that way.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Now how did I know that your ass was gonna come up in here and call Jesus a Leo? He was neither self-serving, arrogant or pompous, so there.
Posted by LadyLibra12
I've actually read articles saying that Jesus was a Gemini:http://www.christianpost.com/article/20081211/researchers-jesus-was-born-in-june/index.html
No LL...THAT WAS JUDAS! LOL~!
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Posted by VirgoVixxxen
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After much research, study, and countless interviews with scholars, I've come to the conclusion that indeed Jesus was a Leo. I mean who else would have a big enough chip on their shoulder to carry that big cross all that way.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Now how did I know that your ass was gonna come up in here and call Jesus a Leo? He was neither self-serving, arrogant or pompous, so there.
Now, how do you know he wasn't arrogant, VV? Did you know him personally? He could've been a real arrogant jackass to all the waiters at that Last Supper. He might not have tipped. We don't know.
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Stand back everyone because CT is about to get struck with lightening.
You got a death wish?
Cats have nine lives. He can risk it unless he's fucked up 8 times before. lol
Ha! Forgot about that. Good one. *whispers* - "strike him nine times God, strike him nine times". Ha ha!
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That's right Candeh Apple, I have nine lives and I've only used up a few, so I'm all good.Now that's a story I'm waiting to hear...
Plus, VV, the universe rewards those who have huge balls. lol.
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That's right Candeh Apple, I have nine lives and I've only used up a few, so I'm all good.Plus, VV, the universe rewards those who have huge balls. lol.
Just because your confidence is the size of your scrotum doesn't mean you'll always get away with everything. xD And besides, Certain body parts on me aren't of the small variety. You dont' see me getting rewarded!
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That's right Candeh Apple, I have nine lives and I've only used up a few, so I'm all good.Now that's a story I'm waiting to hear...
Plus, VV, the universe rewards those who have huge balls. lol.
I can be devilish, but no, I'm not the devil. lol.
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That's right Candeh Apple, I have nine lives and I've only used up a few, so I'm all good.Plus, VV, the universe rewards those who have huge balls. lol.
Just because your confidence is the size of your scrotum doesn't mean you'll always get away with everything. xD And besides, Certain body parts on me aren't of the small variety. You dont' see me getting rewarded!
Ok, watch, you'll see. lol.
Which of your body parts are you referring to?
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I'm sure you can guess, my friend. 😛
You guys are terrible.
*walks by and throws holy water on CT and Candeh*
Posted by Candeh15
Cats have nine lives. He can risk it unless he's fucked up 8 times before. lol
Now come on...this cat guy...course he has...
Now everybody stand back and give CT some room so Jesus don't take us ALL with him
Posted by catguy
Well, let's see, now I have to go down the whole list:Big areola?
Big clit?
Big tits?Am I missing anything?
Now, VV is gonna be like "I'm gonna slap you, CT, Lord have mercy on your soul"
I thought it was obvious... well I'm not telling. A lady never tells her secrets... although they aren't really secrets.
No holy water for me, ma'am. Jesus would be down since I'm a pretty upstanding citizen I think . 😄 (also of the jewish variety)
Posted by CLCNY30
Posted by Candeh15
Cats have nine lives. He can risk it unless he's fucked up 8 times before. lol
Now come on...this cat guy...course he has...
Now everybody stand back and give CT some room so Jesus don't take us ALL with him
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I moved my ass back a long time ago. LOL.
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Well, let's see, now I have to go down the whole list:Big areola?
Big clit?
Big tits?Am I missing anything?
Now, VV is gonna be like "I'm gonna slap you, CT, Lord have mercy on your soul"
I thought it was obvious... well I'm not telling. A lady never tells her secrets... although they aren't really secrets.
No holy water for me, ma'am. Jesus would be down since I'm a pretty upstanding citizen I think . 😄 (also of the jewish variety)
Jewish—? No way!!! I love Jewish women!! Two of my best gal friends are!! They are so sexy. I don't know, there's just something about you guys. But I'm a goy. lol.
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Hahaha well long story short, I'm not technically jewish yet. I've been in the conversion process for the last couple of years, but I live a Jewish life style . But 90% of my friends are Jewish, so I know what you mean.
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Posted by Candeh15
Cats have nine lives. He can risk it unless he's fucked up 8 times before. lol
Now come on...this cat guy...course he has...
Now everybody stand back and give CT some room so Jesus don't take us ALL with him
I moved my ass back a long time ago. LOL.
*inspects impeccably manicured nails* And I'm still standing after all this time.
LOL.
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your nails would be manicured... LEO. 😛
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Posted by Candeh15
Cats have nine lives. He can risk it unless he's fucked up 8 times before. lol
Now come on...this cat guy...course he has...
Now everybody stand back and give CT some room so Jesus don't take us ALL with him
I moved my ass back a long time ago. LOL.
*inspects impeccably manicured nails* And I'm still standing after all this time.
LOL.
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That's because I prayed and asked him to have mercy on you.
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Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Posted by CLCNY30
Posted by Candeh15
Cats have nine lives. He can risk it unless he's fucked up 8 times before. lol
Now come on...this cat guy...course he has...
Now everybody stand back and give CT some room so Jesus don't take us ALL with him
I moved my ass back a long time ago. LOL.
*inspects impeccably manicured nails* And I'm still standing after all this time.
LOL.
your nails would be manicured... LEO. 😛
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Ha ha! Good one. Reminds me of the lion from "The Wizard of Oz" when he got the manicure and they curled his mane.
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Posted by Candeh15
Cats have nine lives. He can risk it unless he's fucked up 8 times before. lol
Now come on...this cat guy...course he has...
Now everybody stand back and give CT some room so Jesus don't take us ALL with him
HAHAHAHA Hey CLC, that Spock video was priceless. I'm still laughing about that one. I think my two favs are the Spock one and the dude eating the popcorn. LOL.
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I aim to please 😉
I don't think just prayer alone will do. I may have to go back to basics and sacrifice a small goat on the altar. LOL.
Don't forget to bury the chickenbones under the railroad tracks at midnight.
LOL! Not at all, but I'm hispanic and my stepfather's West Indian--that island magic is just in the blood 😉
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Posted by CLCNY30
LOL! Not at all, but I'm hispanic and my stepfather's West Indian--that island magic is just in the blood 😉
Ah, I see. You know what's weird, speaking of mystical stuff or whatever, I've thought about buying some tarot cards just to have around, like a conversation piece or something, but not to really use them, as I have no idea how to interpret them anyway.
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It's not hard. As far as accuracy...I can't say I think they'd be accurate for everyone, but you can give it a try.
There are sites that will help you to interpret. If/when you get them, tell me--I'll send you the links to those sites.
I must JESUS(HESUS) cause i was born on the 11th. 😛
Jesus fits the roll of a pisces, but siddhartha and buddha fit the role of a virgo.
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Posted by CLCNY30
Don't forget to bury the chickenbones under the railroad tracks at midnight.
Are you guys from the South originally?
Chicken bones on railroad tracks, goats and shit...
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No. Back in the 'jesus' days, it wasn't uncommon for goats to be sacrificed on the altar...do you own a bible? LOL.
Posted by Beergo85
I must JESUS(HESUS) cause i was born on the 11th. 😛
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
Jesus fits the roll of a pisces, but siddhartha and buddha fit the role of a virgo.
Yes, in some ways he does. I guess it's safe to say that Jesus fits the roll of all signs in some way.
Posted by aPiscesPrincess
Who knows when he was born for sure lol. I usually hear that he was Pisces though.
These links say he was born March 1 (but no one can really know for sure)-http://www.astrologics.info/magiproject/jesus-birthday.shtml
http://sos.netonecom.net/webpub/Jayj/jesus.htm
http://labyrinth_3.tripod.com/chart.html
Interesting. I guess this debate will go on until the end of time.
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Read recently that Jesus was born on Sept. 11th. For years, many of us have been taught to believe that he was born in the Season of Winter on Christmas day but within recent years this has been debated quite much with many scholars, theologians, christian educators, and even some pastors, etc, placing his real time of birth in the Fall...your thoughts?