JESUS COULD BE A VIRGO (Page 2)

heathen.

jesus isn't real people

Posted by CasperChief117
jesus isn't real people

WTF?

Soilent Green is people.

Rosebud was a sled.

Posted by catguy

Posted by VirgoVixxxen

Posted by catguy

Posted by CLCNY30
Don't forget to bury the chickenbones under the railroad tracks at midnight.

Are you guys from the South originally?

Chicken bones on railroad tracks, goats and shit...

No. Back in the 'jesus' days, it wasn't uncommon for goats to be sacrificed on the altar...do you own a bible? LOL.

As a matter of fact, I do own a bible, VV. It's called 101 Sex Positions.

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Just waiting for that lightning to strike. LOL.

In the end, the more I consider it, I really don't feel like Jesus could have been a virgo. I mean, he can be anything, but virgo was never the first thing that jumped into my mind when learning about him.

Posted by VirgoVixxxen

Posted by libra sun
A man going round telling eveyone what there doing is wrong and why, little stories to back it up, being seen as argumentitive, generous, sounds all Libra to me. Would a virgo last 40 dyas and nights in a desert without a shower 😛

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! But Jesus came to heal the sick and no one, and I mean no one does that better than a Virgo. LOL! We

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Isn't Cancer the nurturer? The Virgo would arrange for the Cancer to heal the sick! lol!

Posted by VirgoVixxxen

Posted by catguy
After much research, study, and countless interviews with scholars, I've come to the conclusion that indeed Jesus was a Leo. I mean who else would have a big enough chip on their shoulder to carry that big cross all that way.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Now how did I know that your ass was gonna come up in here and call Jesus a Leo? He was neither self-serving, arrogant or pompous, so there.

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LOL!!!!!!