My butthole

is a burning ring of fire... Southern Comfort my ass! More like
Liquid-shits-R-Us! See if I drink that shit ever again! All I can say is my intestines must be the longest intestines in the world. Its the never ending spew! I am a captive to my potty.

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

Ummm.....when my baby girl used to get diaper rash, there was this stuff called zinc oxide ointment (Desitin) that I put on her tender bottom....not that I'm offering to do the same for you MG, but......

oh wait, I made a funny, I said 'but'!

Which reminds me of a hilarious movie scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin where he got too drunk and started hitting on the bookstore chick and asked her if he could put his 'bike' in her trunk.....

No it was a fifth of Southern Comfort. My best friend took my son to give me a night off and I went buck wild. The aftermath was pure misery. Im sure most of us have 'been there' but trust me I dont ever want to go back! I cant hardly sit down today. Neosporin with pain relief has helped. And sitting on frozen peas.

I rather enjoy Southern Comfort, mixed with lemon juice it's quite good.