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I think im gonna write a skit and try to get Lorne Michaels to buy it.
i will call it
Williee the Redneck Vampire.
He will have lines like:
"I reckon' im heer t'sack yer blood."
"Dem doggummit werewolves is takin' all thefine jobs."
Posted by amrutha92
I feel like having KFC right now but its effing 1 am =/ *sighs*i would make you a BLT at 1am.
haha..sounds good enough 😄 my parents r outta town n the fridge's like empty!! Damn i so hate shopping =__=
But young lady,
You dont know what BLT stands for in my world.
hhahahahahaa.....just kidding.its boring, bacon lettuce and tomato.
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heyy..i know what a BLT is 😛 (though i may not be from your timeline) and trust me....when your dying of hunger in the middle of the night with an empty kitchen and a raided fridge.. BLT sounds just good enough. heck..it sounds awesome 😛
Williee the Redneck Vampire ...with lines like:
"dat Vilma, she sho'nuff is fine, eff'n i was a feline, shes be like catnip."
and
"Ma, Pa....whut is gahr'lick?"
"Ma, Pa...
i dunt cares whut ya'lls say, i loves vilma an' i dunt cares if her pappys a gahr'lick fahmer."
god i need help.
Dont hate the player....hate the chart.
Searching..waiting..on ze hunt for ze eluseeve brain cells. TWO! ( She cried ) I only need two to rub together to make a thought. Come to me magic beans and work thy divine mojo.
You should be ashamed of yourself, Joe Paterno and Penn State.
Here is a quote from one of my favorite book that goes well with the scandal:
"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who,
in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality."
-Dante Alighieri (Inferno)
You should have done more, Paterno. This wasnt someone on your staff telling you they saw Sandusky stealing cleats and sport equipment. Resign and save some face.
People say "They'll always be there for you."
they should always end that sentence with: "Until I fall in love with someone else."
^^^^ so true!
I've officially given up on love...who needs it!!
You ever think someone is feeling you..then not..then yes..then perhaps no, then. OOFTA.
Bubba has a friend.His new name is Kimballs.
new subject anyone?
I mean we have two randoms that are at over a thousand each....geez already!!!!!!! lmao!
Virgo is the patron saint of old drunken aunts.
awww pb...they are too stinking cute! and awesome job on the play area 🙂 Side note: I'm I like the only virgo that doesn't have anything to do...I think I'm the lazy type hahaha
.....and time continues to move along.
Awww PB, you're making me miss my babies 😢
They're with my mother and not with me lol.
Here's one of them. My oldest one (6 years old), Gabby. She's my best friend lol.
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Hey PB...I'm good, nothing exciting in my world...works crazy busy (spoken like a true virgo lol) Ha I didn't even think about the Leo or Libra...the Virgo needs to kick it up a notch on those two slackers LOL. I'm the same way...seems I'm more productive when its out of the blue...like I get a wild hair up my ass and its go time lol Love the new avi...maybe I need to get a kitten...my dog would eat it though :/
I have a pitbull...I love him! He's like my child, except I don't dress him up or make him get pics taken with santa and all that crap lol
PB- Yeah I wouldn't be able to go to a shelter...I'd try and take all of them home!! Mine is the biggest baby...I call him fat fatty all the time Haha.
cool pets!!!
Animals are the best. Insects too, i wish they were warm and fuzzy, so people wouldnt just crush them at the mere sight of them. "They are ugly, they must die."
Thats kind of fucked up thinking.
Short but cute & funny!!!
Posted by PunkyBruiser
gorgeous! Whats his name?* my kitten decided to erase my post! shes already sent another dxper her fi345r44444rr (first) PM 😛. lol shes fascinated by my smartphone too.You know there are Cat apps for iphones and ipads that Im tempted to buy for her lol. Omg that sounds silly..
Hahaha....funny little kitten! His name is Titian 🙂
Do they really..wow I guess they really have an app for everything lol
Glitter, a glass of good wine or a nice hammock on the beach with a tall drink in my hand, preferably one of those umbrella ones, and some string cheese. Ooo ya sounds like a nice vacation.
*humming Axel F*
I like to squash my competition.
Another Monday of the same mundane shit.
Im not supposed to be employed, man.
Posted by Layna
Love, love, love blackberries.
Ohhhhh my favorite berry.
Damn, if I was famous, I would fuck anything that moved. And they'd let me...
That is my contribution.
Posted by iheartnerdyboyz
Damn, if I was famous, I would fuck anything that moved. And they'd let me...That is my contribution.
An excellent one at that.
I wonder how many females here would just bang a celeb.
You know, like us men, who wouldnt bang say Kate Beckinsale, if she put in a request?
So lets ask...cause im having a curious random thought here, you know.
Ladies,
Would you bang Johnny Depp if he asked you?
Nope!
Posted by Layna
Knowing myself... I would probably immediately think that something's REALLY wrong for J. Depp to come at *me* for sex.It'll turn into a counseling session. :/
Why? You seem cute as cute can be.
Posted by venusianbull
Nope!Really.
How about Denzel Washington or Billy Ray Cyrus?
:p
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LOL Nope. And really really. Firstly, married or taken men are definitely not my cup of tea. Second I am far too territorial for that 'hit and quit' nonsense. I want that big ol' fat "MINE" to be in full effect.
December already....bye bye 2011
Sometimes I still miss making love to her, using the rythm of the thunderstorms.
Pretty fuckin bored.
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Posted by RueLess
Pretty fuckin bored.
Heeeeyyyyyyy,how the bleep are ya?
Waggy,if you were a book,you'd be a kindle fully charged.
Posted by RueLess
Pretty fuckin bored.Heeeeyyyyyyy,how the bleep are ya?
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Hi Vulc :J I'm good! Bored as eva. How bout yourself? Virgo forums still the Insane Asylum I see lolz
Posted by VulcanLass
Waggy,if you were a book,you'd be a kindle fully charged.
Cool!!!
How did you come up with that ?
🙂
Wheres Pb at? I loved reading her post and such....always seemed like it was me writing them lol. COME BACK!!
@Moonman....so lucky with the warm weather! Its in the low 30s and flurrying 😢 I'd give anything to go back to warmer weather!!
Its snowing but not hard core lol
Posted by Layna
Ughhh LIMM I want snow... It's December and still warm here... so unlike last year. 😢
Its nothing significant....not even sticking to the ground cause its too warm here too...but I will be more that happy to send it your way Layna 🙂
Posted by VulcanLass
Waggy,if you were a book,you'd be a kindle fully charged.Cool!!!
How did you come up with that ?click to expand
......you just my friend just are......
Pretty close MoonMan....its called sleeting lol
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But young lady,
You dont know what BLT stands for in my world.
hhahahahahaa.....just kidding.
its boring, bacon lettuce and tomato.