Random Thoughts (Page 12)

Where's my Snuggie ?

Several years ago Bank of America swallowed several smaller banks,now they just laid off 30,000 , now the new fees?
Money coming in,money being saved,money being earned.wtf??Which MBA dropped their calcuator in the toilet?

I'm so bored with life :/

When I sing, I swear I sound just like Lionel Ritchie.................being mauled by a bear.

When I cook, I swear my food tastes just like Chef Gordon Ramsey's......................if he cooked with his feet.

Thursday is Fridays little brother.

I wonder if our hearts were in our legs and not so close to our heads, if we would still think of those we miss.

Stupid Bar Exam Beer commercials are fucking idiotic.

Wondering how can I get out of this black hole I've been in for 3 months...WORK! WORK! WORK!

Posted by PunkyBruiser
Well, the day is finally here 🙂. Catching a flight to Central America tomorrow! I really cant wait, this is gunna be a tremendous learning experience for me.. Im so blessed to be able to make such a travel and am so anxious to finally meet my family and finally hold the peeps Ive been sending aide to 😄!! AHHHHH, so excited 😄😄!

I'll miss you guys soooooooooooooosooooo much —

Be safe please. Take pictures of nature for me so I can put them in my images once i get them all back up.
I spent 5 months in Central America in 1995....it was awesome. Living with the people and partuing with them...they have so little yet live SO MUCH.
Have a great time. Dont break any hearts.

I wonder if blind cowboys have seeing-eye horses at their disposal.

I wonder if I eat around the moldly part of the pizza can I still enjoy it.

If I take my roommate's condoms does that make me an asshole?

Should I prank call my mom and tell her I got a girl prego but she said she was 18 and turns out she was 16.

She I get like lock, my credit isn't to shabby and I could use it.

How come everytime I take a buffy,angel, or buffy and angel quiz I always score Angel then Faith.

Should I stop yelling at the t.v.?

Why did I cut all of my hair off?

I need to pay my tickets off.

Where is my passport and handcuffs, bloody hell.

Is it weird that I'm not into tranny's.

Doing jumping jacks naked is uncomfortable.

I'm so fucking fat, I need to stop eating crap food.

I don't wanna spar today......

Virgo women are frusterating but worth it... maybe.

I like reel steel, good movie.

Who tha fuck is rebbeca black!!—

I'm such a dxpnet whore sometimes..

When I grow up I wanna be like P- Angel.

I wonder if I eat around the moldly part of the pizza can I still enjoy it.
Hell yeah, if you are part plankton.

If I take my roommate's condoms does that make me an asshole?
Only if you wear his used ones.

Should I prank call my mom and tell her I got a girl prego but she said she was 18 and turns out she was 16.
Hell yeah and then tell her how you suffocated her and dismembered her body and you now need $ 400 to disappear in Mexico.

She I get like lock, my credit isn't to shabby and I could use it.
Who are you kidding? You couldnt put a Donut on credit.

How come everytime I take a buffy,angel, or buffy and angel quiz I always score Angel then Faith.
Cause its the first step to coming out of the closet.

Should I stop yelling at the t.v.?
No. But you should stop going to the bathroom in your cat's litter box.

Why did I cut all of my hair off?
You wanted to be like Britney Spears the Drunk Years.

I need to pay my tickets off.
Yeah, sneaking into the movies as an adult is quite embarrassing.

Where is my passport and handcuffs, bloody hell.
Probably left them at the Chippendales night club.

Is it weird that I'm not into tranny's.
Yeah, especially when your nickname is "Chickswithdicks"

Doing jumping jacks naked is uncomfortable.
Only if you are a testicle and are not wearing a seat-belt.

I'm so fucking fat, I need to stop eating crap food.
You should before your asshole goes on strike.

I don't wanna spar today......
You are absolutely right. Dildo Jousting should only be practiced on Sundays.

Virgo women are frusterating but worth it... maybe.
Especially when they know where you keep your passport, handcuffs and bloddy hell.

I like reel steel, good movie.
Your taste in movies is a disaster.

Who tha fuck is rebbeca black!!—
I dont know but she makes a mean buttermilk biscuit.

I'm such a dxpnet whore sometimes...
its okay. Most people would get on their knees for a FREE natal chart.

When I grow up I wanna be like P- Angel.
But you fail to see that we all have a little P-Angel inside all of us.

I'm so fucking fat, I need to stop eating crap food.
You should before your asshole goes on strike.

I don't wanna spar today......
You are absolutely right. Dildo Jousting should only be practiced on Sundays.

Should I prank call my mom and tell her I got a girl prego but she said she was 18 and turns out she was 16.
Hell yeah and then tell her how you suffocated her and dismembered her body and you now need $ 400 to disappear in Mexico.

Well played.... Well played Mr. wgamador2...🙂

Waggy,I would love to visit you mind every two weeks.

Posted by VulcanLass
Waggy,I would love to visit you mind every two weeks.

I wonder what makes her say that. Am I finally weirding people out?
and Why cant i buy a duck-billed platypus online?

Posted by VulcanLass
Waggy,I would love to visit you mind every two weeks.

Bring Bubba.

Posted by VulcanLass
Waggy,I would love to visit you mind every two weeks.

.....and some kentucky fried chicken.

damm wish I could have fried chicken rite now.... carrot chips and water😢

Wings...
Nachos....
Peanutbutter cookies..
cold pizza...
BLT...
corndog...

I hate evereyone.

Posted by wgamador2

Posted by VulcanLass
Waggy,I would love to visit you mind every two weeks.

I wonder what makes her say that. Am I finally weirding people out?
and Why cant i buy a duck-billed platypus online?

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You haven't let anyone water down your youness.Apparently they have spurrs on their back legs that shoots out venom,when they are feeling random.

Mmm and is a frogs ass indeed water tight? If there were wings would he not bump his ass as he hopped?

I bet Albert Einstein liked reggae music.

Bullet!!!!

-Finally got my computer to work...lost everything on it...but happy its working
-I have the worst luck with electronics lately
-I'm wondering how I'm gonna get along with the new girl at work...she's a Taurus...she seems cool
-Had to wrap my dogs paw up cause he cut it open.....gauze, balm stuff,an old sock, tape....try and get that off (that's what he said lol)

Only people happy its Monday and back to work day are DJ's at Strip Clubs. In fact if i worked at a strip club id have perfect attendance, but i dont and thats sad.

I'm exhausted. I didn't sleep well because I kept having nightmares and really odd dreams that constantly woke me up... plus a migraine. I feel emotionally and physically drained. I just want to crawl in a hole.

I remember undressing in front of her
like I was her man-toy.
My skin burned
even before
her lips touched my soul.

I'd stare at her each time.
My eyes telling her
how deep
my love was inside.
I did love her like that--
body and soul.
The essence of my manhood--
I could not control.


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Oh time to go home.
Getting out early cant finish.

I hope when I die i become a ghost so that I can HAUNT people who are cruel to animals causing them to kill themselves.
Now that would be worth being trapped in limbo for.

The way I see it, Thunderstorms are nature's porn music.

See,better than that scorp gal last time!Right?!Have fun with them!

Posted by PunkyBruiser

Posted by wgamador2
The way I see it, Thunderstorms are nature's porn music.

If thats the case.. there was a huuuge orgy in Central America these last few days.

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Hey what happens in Central America , stays in Central America.

Im glad you made it back safely. Im sorry the terible weather hampered your trip.
Post some pictures when you get a chance and Ill come up with questions after seeing the images.

I love Apple Jacks

GO CARDS!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO 🙂)))

Cards are the world series champs....hahaha rangers suck on that!!!

My new boss is a completely selfish idiot,both parts are equally scary.We wonder if her boss,is scared of a capable woman because of his divorce or because our last boss left (him)? Either way,they need to roll her back under the bar stool where she seems to be a good fit.You know after sobering up,she ain't got the hang of her people skills.I get better communication from my firebushes.


And just for the record,ALL my ex bro/sis in laws are a pack of Sunday only Christian touch holes.

Arhhhhh ......I think I was held down bitten and motor boated like four ime in a row, I'm getting to old for this shit....

I still have two more events to go too.... Blah😢

Posted by wgamador2

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Btw I'd fight for free for a life time supply o this bad boys....🙂

November already.

The forum is nucking futs of late.

Just got this email:


Attn: we regret to inform you of Mr. Allen Born's death this late. Though you might have not heard this before that your name is written in Mr. Allen Born??s WILL; the reason for this late announcement is; since Mr. Allen Born??s death, many false claims have been reported; this is why it took us a while to reach you. To get full detail on this issue reply us instantly.

Thanks, Barr Alex Jones




HAHAHHAHAHA....Allen Born.

They wanting you to send all your details and a sweaty jockstrap and they'll mail you a check? Better get on that wg. 😛

Posted by venusianbull
They wanting you to send all your details and a sweaty jockstrap and they'll mail you a check? Better get on that wg. 😛

HAHAHAHA.....jockstrap i can do.. I draw the line at used condom.
Hey i once got an email from the Central Bank of Nigeria and if sent them my checking account number, they would open an account for me and free bananas! true story.
I wouldve done it but I hate bananas.


You know that feeling you get when something REALLY good is about to happen in one's life and you can just taste it in the air and feel it in your body......yeah well I dont feel that.

I feel like having KFC right now but its effing 1 am =/ *sighs*

A good fart starts in the belly.

Posted by amrutha92
I feel like having KFC right now but its effing 1 am =/ *sighs*

i would make you a BLT at 1am.

Posted by wgamador2

Posted by amrutha92
I feel like having KFC right now but its effing 1 am =/ *sighs*

i would make you a BLT at 1am.

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haha..sounds good enough 😄 my parents r outta town n the fridge's like empty!! Damn i so hate shopping =__=