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SelenaKyle
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Posted by virg_goki
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Damnata
OMG I think I got it.

it's not her husband, it's his picture. she shoots at it, holds it underwater and then hangs it.



Yes!!

And perverts is understatement, but I won't let the secret out.



oh please do, this is the virgo forum after all. you're in the company of said perverts 😉


oh and who said riddles are to have just the right answers? as long as it makes sense everything can be an answer!

HAHAHAHAHAH
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Like attracts like, hence why this girl hangs out here lololol

So with that theory, superman DID hang himself and I propped the door open to see which switch turned the light on 🙂
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by virg_goki
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Posted by justagirl
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,

What am I?



Snake?




btw the answer is MY snake. It peels like layers and regrows. it doesn't have a good leg but it's got good suspension.
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Dead 😉


snake is correct.

What is going on with this site, I keep getting dropped 😢
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by virg_goki
Posted by justagirl
ok, new one. Doubt y'all can turn THIS one dirty! 😛

Throw me off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will.

What am I?




challenge accepted!

























deep-fried erect bull's penis

gets soft from all that soaking but its crusty crust protects itself from hard surfaces 😛
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and.......


NO 😛
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by Damnata
There's a guy laying on the forest floor. He's dressed in a t-shirt and jeans and has a backpack on his back.

There's no sign of struggle and you know he hasn't been poisoned but he's dead. There was no one in his vicinity at the time of his death

How did he die?



I totally went perv mode when reading that....although he wouldn't be in his jeans.


I screwed him to death!!
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Damnata
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Posted by justagirl
Posted by Damnata
There's a guy laying on the forest floor. He's dressed in a t-shirt and jeans and has a backpack on his back.

There's no sign of struggle and you know he hasn't been poisoned but he's dead. There was no one in his vicinity at the time of his death

How did he die?



I totally went perv mode when reading that....although he wouldn't be in his jeans.


I screwed him to death!!
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You weren't in the vicinity 😛
But I like how you think