@justagirl
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Posted by justagirl
Adam and eve.. only have a fig leaves for covering? that's how you know its them?No
Completely naked
I join in.... π
They are dead, you necrophiliac!
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Plus Frozen.. don't judge cause I like em hard.! π
buhahahahahaah
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Wait, the jars ALL have the wrong label?
yes, each jar had one of the three labels, but they are all wrong
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Then that one is easy enough...Not sure how to explain this.
But lets say that the peach jar has the peach/apple label, the apple jar has the peach label, and the peach/apple jar would then have to have the apple label...
So I taste the one that has the peach jar. I now know that the peach label goes on it, so I take the lid off of the apple jar. I know that it is the apple jar because the peach/apple had the apple label on it, and it is wrong. Which means that the final jar is the peach/apple jar.
No
All the labels are wrong AND you don't know which jar is which...I mean what it contains.. until you taste them. You point to a label, because you cannot point to a jar, you don't know which jar it is. You can only taste once.
Wait, I read it again.
Yes, you taste the one with the label of PEACH+APPLE because it's the only jar that would give you a definite flavor and not a mix
Good job
Aqua, is the guy playing golf?
Posted by Damnata
An easy one:An explorer goes to the North Pole. In a cap of ice he sees a female and male both frozen, both naked. He immediately knows they're Adam and Eve.
Why?
Explorer have any relevance?
no on the golf
No
Walrus, I understood your reasoning the first time. You got it! π
I will need to think on the Adam an Eve one, Pisces will surely figure it out soon, he is super smart!!!
I shall return tomorrow, rested and my mind ready to go π
*fin slap*
fin slap? lol what is that?
that's the pisces mocking us and slapping us with his fins π)
easy one (dropping your defenses Walrus, til the true mindfuckery begins)
There are apples in a tree. A man shakes the apple...no apples fall down but no apples remain in the three. How many apples were there in the tree?
A man lives in an apartment building on the 10th floor. Each day he takes the elevator down to get to work. He comes back in the evening and only takes the elevator to the 6th floor.
He's tired, he wants to get to his apartment but he is unable to go to the 10th floor. The elevator isn't broken.
Why does he do that?
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Uh... So I'm assuming you worded that last one all correctly? Cause I don't want to try and swim through that mess just to flounder if the word play wasn't intended.π
I worded it correctly I think?
Not sure what you're talking about lol
The elevator goes up to the 10th floor Pisces, since he takes it from there each morning to get down.
No, it would be a lot of passing out. He does this every day.
PFFFT...you're a Walrus wannabe.
Yes
Bacteria?
Fungus?
Germs?
lol
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.
Why?
Posted by Damnata
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.Why?
He stepped in front of a bus and went splat! π
Posted by Damnata
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.Why?
Was he eating lunch with a Scorpion woman?
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No. But lol
Posted by Damnata
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.Why?
He stepped in front of a bus and went splat! π
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No π
Posted by Finbuff
Damnata....I really would LOVE to meet you!
Sarcastic, dry humor REALLY gets me off. You are really a piece of work.
Join our riddle society π
Posted by Damnata
A man lives in an apartment building on the 10th floor. Each day he takes the elevator down to get to work. He comes back in the evening and only takes the elevator to the 6th floor.He's tired, he wants to get to his apartment but he is unable to go to the 10th floor. The elevator isn't broken.
Why does he do that?
Going down you can go from 10 to 1 however the elevator up only goes 1 -6 then 7-10 for penthouse π. He has to get off at 6 th floor and change elevators!
Oh, missed that part.. dang it .
Ok he gets off on 6th floor to go screw his gf then passes out in bed. That's my final answer π
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
So presumably after taking the elevator to the 6th floor, he takes the stairs the rest of the way to the 10th?
Yes
Posted by Damnata
A man lives in an apartment building on the 10th floor. Each day he takes the elevator down to get to work. He comes back in the evening and only takes the elevator to the 6th floor.He's tired, he wants to get to his apartment but he is unable to go to the 10th floor. The elevator isn't broken.
Why does he do that?
Going down you can go from 10 to 1 however the elevator up only goes 1 -6 then 7-10 for penthouse π. He has to get off at 6 th floor and change elevators!
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No
Posted by Damnata
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.Why?
Is the restaurant in a hospital?
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No
Posted by justagirl
Oh, missed that part.. dang it .Ok he gets off on 6th floor to go screw his gf then passes out in bed. That's my final answer π
No
Ii's he back at HIS apartment building or a different one?
Posted by justagirl
Ii's he back at HIS apartment building or a different one?
Yes, same building.
ergo he wasn't poisoned indeed
Pisces, i got it! It's FIRE
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Did the man eat lunch with anyone else?
No.
Pisces the Einstein riddle lol..Our logic teacher gave us that problem back in the 9th grade. Good times. Won't solve it, leave it for others π.
I still don't get the aqua's riddle
I don't know what curriculum you American folks have..but high school for us looks like this:
9th grade: Math, Romanian, English, French, Geography, History, Logic, Religion, Arts, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Sports
10th grade: Math, Romanian, English, French, Geography, History, Psychology, Sociology, Religion, Arts, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Sports
11th grade: Math, Romanian, English, French, Geography, History, Economy, Religion, Arts, Pyshics, Chemistry, Biology, Sports, Rhetoric
12th grade: Math, Romanian, English, French, Geography, History, Economy, Religion, Arts, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Sports, Ethics.
What do you people study around there? π
?_n clasele a IX-a ??i a X-a, la profilele filologie ??i ??tiin??e sociale, elevii se vor preg??ti s??pt??m?nal pentru 19 ore de materii umaniste (4 de rom?n??, 1 de latin??, 6 de limbi str??ine moderne, 2 de istorie, 2 de geografie, 2 de socio-umane, 1 de religie sau istoria religiilor, 2 de arte β muzic??, desen) ??i 8 de real (2 de matematic??, 2 de fizic??, 1 de chimie, 1 de biologie, 2 de TIC). Crede??i c?? este o repartizare echilibrat?? a materiilor ??i a orelor dedicate lor ?n cazul acestui profil?
edit: without the last paragraph, just making sure I remembered everything. π
Lol still trying to guess mine? I can give the answer if you'd like π
Posted by justagirl
There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock.A man and a blind woman saw a bird perched on a branch and something else NOT perched on a branch and the man hit the bird with a rock and the woman didn't hit something else with something besides a rock? lol
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No woman involved...
lol @ Government class.
We had civic duties in secondary school..learning about the Parliament and democracy etc.
What's a charter? Is it a private school?
Yup, if you went to school here and went for the sciences, the only difference in the curriculum is you'd have a lot of math and computer science hours. Oh, I forgot to add computer science to my list. I was into sciences in secondary school, but in high school I opted for social studies because I really wanted to go for psychology.
Google Translate still sucks. I understood everything you typed though.
You only get one foreign language? WOW...we mainly take french/german and as of 2 years ago, a third was added for highschool.
Posted by justagirl
Lol still trying to guess mine? I can give the answer if you'd like π
give us hints evil aqua.
you still haven't answered the adam and eve one or the man in the restaurant, and the Walrus just added another
Give me riddles people!
Ugh..elective classes?
It should be mandatory to learn at least another language
Where can I see the math curriculum for high school? I want to compare because I have a colleague who studied there and said math was really elementary compared to what we're doing.
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Assuming that those are core?We have much less required classes, although most of those are electives. Don't think Romanian would be taken at most schools here, and I think logic and rhetoric or combined into general philosophy classes. We're required to take a government class in 12th grade.
I moved states and went to several different high schools (public&charter) and they all had different requirements, so I don't honestly know what the most 'standard' curriculum would be in America. But there's a whole different thread about how bad the American education system is, which I'm inclined to agree with... I'm pretty jealous right now, it sounds like your education was far more stringent than mine.
??i da, eu cred c?? materialul este echilibrat, dar, probabil, nu timpul alocat pentru fiecare. Mi-ar g?ndi mai pu??in timp ?n umaniste ??i mai mult ?n ??tiin??ele ... Sunt foarte gelos din toate clasele de limbi str??ine, totu??i. Cele mai multe licee de aici ofera francez?? / spaniol?? ca op??ionale, iar dac?? ai noroc, poate, o limb?? asiatic??. De asemenea, eu nu vorbesc nici un rom?n, dar Google Translate ... π
Yes the American education system is very much lacking. We have overcrowded classes and underpaid teachers that are basically raising and disciplining children (parent just don't care or are working 2 jobs to keep afloat). Several close friends and family members are teachers and the stories I hear are horrendous. I considered teaching when I was younger as I have a passion for math, arts and reading, but as I got older I came to realize that it has become a glorified day care center. It's sad really π’
Wish I could've skipped, in Romania you don't have this option.
Posted by justagirl
Lol still trying to guess mine? I can give the answer if you'd like πgive us hints evil aqua.
you still haven't answered the adam and eve one or the man in the restaurant, and the Walrus just added another
Give me riddles people!
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you guys already know a stone is involved, and its a man that's not a man because no women are involved. its not a bird or plane but it does fly.
@ answering the other riddles, I was too distracted with the drama last night and couldn't focus. I will try to go back and see what I can come up with π
I said that was the Grinch, checking out Lady Santa's ass.
I don't see how that's not the correct answer.
For my riddles, you won't get most of them without asking question people.
Aqua's riddle is how I picture insanity to be like
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I like your answer. π
however that isn't it.