
SelenaKyle
@justagirl
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Posted by DamnataPosted by justagirlPosted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
Adam and eve.. only have a fig leaves for covering? that's how you know its them?
No
Completely naked
I join in.... 😈
They are dead, you necrophiliac!click to expand

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Wait, the jars ALL have the wrong label?

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Then that one is easy enough...
Not sure how to explain this.
But lets say that the peach jar has the peach/apple label, the apple jar has the peach label, and the peach/apple jar would then have to have the apple label...
So I taste the one that has the peach jar. I now know that the peach label goes on it, so I take the lid off of the apple jar. I know that it is the apple jar because the peach/apple had the apple label on it, and it is wrong. Which means that the final jar is the peach/apple jar.



Posted by Damnata
An easy one:
An explorer goes to the North Pole. In a cap of ice he sees a female and male both frozen, both naked. He immediately knows they're Adam and Eve.
Why?










Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Uh... So I'm assuming you worded that last one all correctly? Cause I don't want to try and swim through that mess just to flounder if the word play wasn't intended.
😄







Posted by Damnata
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.
Why?

Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by Damnata
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.
Why?
Was he eating lunch with a Scorpion woman?click to expand

Posted by justagirlPosted by Damnata
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.
Why?
He stepped in front of a bus and went splat! 😉click to expand

Posted by Finbuff
Damnata....I really would LOVE to meet you!
Sarcastic, dry humor REALLY gets me off. You are really a piece of work.

Posted by Damnata
A man lives in an apartment building on the 10th floor. Each day he takes the elevator down to get to work. He comes back in the evening and only takes the elevator to the 6th floor.
He's tired, he wants to get to his apartment but he is unable to go to the 10th floor. The elevator isn't broken.
Why does he do that?


Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
So presumably after taking the elevator to the 6th floor, he takes the stairs the rest of the way to the 10th?

Posted by justagirlPosted by Damnata
A man lives in an apartment building on the 10th floor. Each day he takes the elevator down to get to work. He comes back in the evening and only takes the elevator to the 6th floor.
He's tired, he wants to get to his apartment but he is unable to go to the 10th floor. The elevator isn't broken.
Why does he do that?
Going down you can go from 10 to 1 however the elevator up only goes 1 -6 then 7-10 for penthouse 😉. He has to get off at 6 th floor and change elevators!click to expand

Posted by cornfuzzled4everPosted by Damnata
A man is having lunch in a restaurant. He finishes eating, pays the bill and steps outside, instantly dying.
Why?
Is the restaurant in a hospital?click to expand

Posted by justagirl
Oh, missed that part.. dang it .
Ok he gets off on 6th floor to go screw his gf then passes out in bed. That's my final answer 😛





Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Did the man eat lunch with anyone else?




Posted by cornfuzzled4everPosted by justagirl
There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock.
A man and a blind woman saw a bird perched on a branch and something else NOT perched on a branch and the man hit the bird with a rock and the woman didn't hit something else with something besides a rock? lolclick to expand


Posted by justagirl
Lol still trying to guess mine? I can give the answer if you'd like 🙂



Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Assuming that those are core?
We have much less required classes, although most of those are electives. Don't think Romanian would be taken at most schools here, and I think logic and rhetoric or combined into general philosophy classes. We're required to take a government class in 12th grade.
I moved states and went to several different high schools (public&charter) and they all had different requirements, so I don't honestly know what the most 'standard' curriculum would be in America. But there's a whole different thread about how bad the American education system is, which I'm inclined to agree with... I'm pretty jealous right now, it sounds like your education was far more stringent than mine.
??i da, eu cred c?? materialul este echilibrat, dar, probabil, nu timpul alocat pentru fiecare. Mi-ar g?ndi mai pu??in timp ?n umaniste ??i mai mult ?n ??tiin??ele ... Sunt foarte gelos din toate clasele de limbi str??ine, totu??i. Cele mai multe licee de aici ofera francez?? / spaniol?? ca op??ionale, iar dac?? ai noroc, poate, o limb?? asiatic??. De asemenea, eu nu vorbesc nici un rom?n, dar Google Translate ... 😛


Posted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
Lol still trying to guess mine? I can give the answer if you'd like 🙂
give us hints evil aqua.
you still haven't answered the adam and eve one or the man in the restaurant, and the Walrus just added another
Give me riddles people!click to expand

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