Riddles and Mind Benders (Page 6)

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Damnata
An easy one:

An explorer goes to the North Pole. In a cap of ice he sees a female and male both frozen, both naked. He immediately knows they're Adam and Eve.

Why?

does he see that Adams side is ripped open from the rib being removed??! LOL
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Funny 😄. No

omg Elevator dude... can't reach the god dam button for 10th floor! he's a shorty isn't he? I have been sitting here wracking my brain.. can go from 10 to 1. but not 1 to 10...

Went downstairs to get a drink and had to reach up to the top shelve ( which I can barley reach and bam it hit me)

is that why—?

LMAO.. I am 5 foot tall so struggle with things out or my reach ALL the time....

Posted by justagirl
omg Elevator dude... can't reach the god dam button for 10th floor! he's a shorty isn't he? I have been sitting here wracking my brain.. can go from 10 to 1. but not 1 to 10...

YES

Another one:

A guy and his wife go on vacation. They check in at a hotel, she goes to bed and he goes drinking to a bar. Heavily drunk, he drives back in his car, stops in front of the hotel and honks for a really long time. Then he gets out of the car, looks at the hotel, locks his car and finally goes in.

Why did he do that?

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Did the lunch eating fellow literally die?

Yes, instantly

It's fun to make a game of things though. I balance on the edge of counters to see if I can just reach something 😛 keeps life exciting!!!

or I can just be all " heeeeeyy mister, I can't reach that can you get it for me? *bats eyelashes*" buahahahaha not! I'm that girl you see climbing the shelves to get something from the back of the top shelf! LOL

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Posted by justagirl
I think I will stick to giving out riddles 🙂

I'm not a pool, a tree, a slave, a website, or a shirt.

What am I?

You're just a girl?

😄
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touch?! but no 🙂

awwww

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever

Posted by Damnata
Another one:

A guy and his wife go on vacation. They check in at a hotel, she goes to bed and he goes drinking to a bar. Heavily drunk, he drives back in his car, stops in front of the hotel and honks for a really long time. Then he gets out of the car, looks at the hotel, locks his car and finally goes in.

Why did he do that?

Because he was wasted and confused.
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No

He honks for a really long time FOR A REASON

He then looks at the hotel FOR A REASON

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Was that seriously the answer, damnata?

And did the eunuch have a boomerang?

no he had the stone..

My awww comment is for the small aqua struggling to reach the mountain peaks of life

Break it down.. line for line 🙂

There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock

there is a story that a eunuch who was half blind saw a penguin...

Posted by Damnata
My awww comment is for the small aqua struggling to reach the mountain peaks of life

/flex I see, I strive, I concur! RAWR

Posted by Damnata
there is a story that a eunuch who was half blind saw a penguin...

close but not a penguin 😉

did he honk for valet? LOL

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever

Posted by Damnata
He honks for a really long time FOR A REASON

He then looks at the hotel FOR A REASON

Wanted sex, but wanted to make sure his wife was awake (honking) and then looked at the hotel to see if their room light was on?

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He did not want sex. Getting close with the light

Posted by justagirl
did he honk
for valet? LOL

No, we are not in Victorian England, nor in Tiz's neighborhood

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Damnata
there is a story that a eunuch who was half blind saw a penguin...

close but not a penguin 😉
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so we have a half blind eunuch for now.

AN OSTRICH?

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever

Posted by Damnata

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever

Posted by Damnata
He honks for a really long time FOR A REASON

He then looks at the hotel FOR A REASON

Wanted sex, but wanted to make sure his wife was awake (honking) and then looked at the hotel to see if their room light was on?

He did not want sex. Getting close with the light

That's a lie- if he's male and he's drunk and he's at a hotel, he clearly wanted sex lol
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He just wants to get to the room and sleep 😛

Posted by Damnata

Posted by justagirl
did he honk
for valet? LOL

No, we are not in Victorian England, nor in Tiz's neighborhood
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or mine apparently..

no at ostrich- its something that can fly but isn't a bird.

*spoiled americans*

dude was too drunk to remember where the room was, so was honking to wake her up, looked for the light to figure out the room?

Posted by justagirl
no at ostrich- its something that can fly but isn't a bird.

Posted by Damnata
*spoiled americans*

live in Vegas... can't help the valet at the casinos.. I don't use it, I self park LMAO no way in hell am I give the keys of my Lexus to some hopped up young dude to drive.

Posted by justagirl
dude was too drunk to remember where the room was, so was honking to wake her up, looked for the light to figure out the room?

You're on to the truth here. But he honks for a really long time. Plus, why didn't he just call her til she woke up?

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Did the wife turn on the light?

no

Posted by Damnata

Posted by justagirl
no at ostrich- its something that can fly but isn't a bird.

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DEAD!! LMAO

no to the kite. it's an animal, but not a bird 🙂

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Damnata
*spoiled americans*

live in Vegas... can't help the valet at the casinos.. I don't use it, I self park LMAO no way in hell am I give the keys of my Lexus to some hopped up young dude to drive.
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Does Vegas lie in eternal darkness? Each photo I google of that city it's always pitch black. Even in movies

Posted by Damnata

Posted by justagirl
dude was too drunk to remember where the room was, so was honking to wake her up, looked for the light to figure out the room?

You're on to the truth here. But he honks for a really long time. Plus, why didn't he just call her til she woke up?
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it's his MO when at home. she knows it's him because of how long he honks.

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
A half blind eunuch threw a nut at a flying squirrel?

A half blind eunuch threw a STONE but not at a squirrel.. good try though

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Damnata

Posted by justagirl
dude was too drunk to remember where the room was, so was honking to wake her up, looked for the light to figure out the room?

You're on to the truth here. But he honks for a really long time. Plus, why didn't he just call her til she woke up?

it's his MO when at home. she knows it's him because of how long he honks.
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No.

This is a little forced but hey, don't throw rocks at me 😄

I'll eventually start inventing my own btw 🙂)

Why is a stone not a rock?

Is the bird A BAT?

Posted by Damnata

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Damnata
*spoiled americans*

live in Vegas... can't help the valet at the casinos.. I don't use it, I self park LMAO no way in hell am I give the keys of my Lexus to some hopped up young dude to drive.

Does Vegas lie in eternal darkness? Each photo I google of that city it's always pitch black. Even in movies
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Ha! no.. however I think the darkness does enhance the beauty of the strip, the lights with the dark background. that would be why that is what mostly comes up.

here is part of the strip during the day.. not as "sparkly"

Lake mead over the summer- I took this one

Posted by Damnata
Is the bird A BAT?

YES

I can't see those 😢

Think I need an account or smthg

YESSS the bat

God and I though my riddles were hard

So the half blind eunuch sees a bat perched on a stalactite?

I don't get why the stone is not a rock

Posted by Damnata
Why is a stone not a rock?

To me they would be the same. Did I say they where not? sorry if I did.

well you say he hits the bird with a rock but not a rock?

Did it read it wrong?

ohh ya I went back and read the riddle.. it's a type of rock. but I accepted stone as the answer.

you are soo close..

Perched on a branch and not a branch ( not stalactite)

about the pictures. nothing but blue, blue skies in them. That's all it is really during the day out here. 115 degrees and clear blue sky's 🙂

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Was it a vampire bat?

just a regular bat.. no sparkle skin vampires here, but maybe in Romania 😉

honestly, not relevant. it's just a bat 🙂

Posted by justagirl

Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Was it a vampire bat?

just a regular bat.. no sparkle skin vampires here, but maybe in Romania 😉
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I see no half blind eunuchs on my street!