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Posted by justagirlPosted by Damnata
An easy one:
An explorer goes to the North Pole. In a cap of ice he sees a female and male both frozen, both naked. He immediately knows they're Adam and Eve.
Why?
does he see that Adams side is ripped open from the rib being removed??! LOLclick to expand
Funny 😄. No
omg Elevator dude... can't reach the god dam button for 10th floor! he's a shorty isn't he? I have been sitting here wracking my brain.. can go from 10 to 1. but not 1 to 10...
Went downstairs to get a drink and had to reach up to the top shelve ( which I can barley reach and bam it hit me)
is that why—?
Went downstairs to get a drink and had to reach up to the top shelve ( which I can barley reach and bam it hit me)
is that why—?
LMAO.. I am 5 foot tall so struggle with things out or my reach ALL the time....
Posted by justagirl
omg Elevator dude... can't reach the god dam button for 10th floor! he's a shorty isn't he? I have been sitting here wracking my brain.. can go from 10 to 1. but not 1 to 10...
YES
Another one:
A guy and his wife go on vacation. They check in at a hotel, she goes to bed and he goes drinking to a bar. Heavily drunk, he drives back in his car, stops in front of the hotel and honks for a really long time. Then he gets out of the car, looks at the hotel, locks his car and finally goes in.
Why did he do that?
A guy and his wife go on vacation. They check in at a hotel, she goes to bed and he goes drinking to a bar. Heavily drunk, he drives back in his car, stops in front of the hotel and honks for a really long time. Then he gets out of the car, looks at the hotel, locks his car and finally goes in.
Why did he do that?
It's fun to make a game of things though. I balance on the edge of counters to see if I can just reach something 😛 keeps life exciting!!!
or I can just be all " heeeeeyy mister, I can't reach that can you get it for me? *bats eyelashes*" buahahahaha not! I'm that girl you see climbing the shelves to get something from the back of the top shelf! LOL
or I can just be all " heeeeeyy mister, I can't reach that can you get it for me? *bats eyelashes*" buahahahaha not! I'm that girl you see climbing the shelves to get something from the back of the top shelf! LOL
Posted by cornfuzzled4everPosted by justagirl
I think I will stick to giving out riddles 🙂
I'm not a pool, a tree, a slave, a website, or a shirt.
What am I?
You're just a girl?
😄click to expand
touch?! but no 🙂
awwww
Posted by cornfuzzled4everPosted by Damnata
Another one:
A guy and his wife go on vacation. They check in at a hotel, she goes to bed and he goes drinking to a bar. Heavily drunk, he drives back in his car, stops in front of the hotel and honks for a really long time. Then he gets out of the car, looks at the hotel, locks his car and finally goes in.
Why did he do that?
Because he was wasted and confused.click to expand
No
He honks for a really long time FOR A REASON
He then looks at the hotel FOR A REASON
He then looks at the hotel FOR A REASON
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Was that seriously the answer, damnata?
And did the eunuch have a boomerang?
no he had the stone..
My awww comment is for the small aqua struggling to reach the mountain peaks of life
Break it down.. line for line 🙂
There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock
There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock
there is a story that a eunuch who was half blind saw a penguin...
Posted by Damnata
My awww comment is for the small aqua struggling to reach the mountain peaks of life
/flex I see, I strive, I concur! RAWR
Posted by Damnata
there is a story that a eunuch who was half blind saw a penguin...
close but not a penguin 😉
did he honk for valet? LOL
Posted by cornfuzzled4everPosted by Damnata
He honks for a really long time FOR A REASON
He then looks at the hotel FOR A REASON
Wanted sex, but wanted to make sure his wife was awake (honking) and then looked at the hotel to see if their room light was on?click to expand
He did not want sex. Getting close with the light
Posted by justagirl
did he honk
for valet? LOL
No, we are not in Victorian England, nor in Tiz's neighborhood
Posted by justagirlPosted by Damnata
there is a story that a eunuch who was half blind saw a penguin...
close but not a penguin 😉click to expand
so we have a half blind eunuch for now.
AN OSTRICH?
Posted by cornfuzzled4everPosted by DamnataPosted by cornfuzzled4everPosted by Damnata
He honks for a really long time FOR A REASON
He then looks at the hotel FOR A REASON
Wanted sex, but wanted to make sure his wife was awake (honking) and then looked at the hotel to see if their room light was on?
He did not want sex. Getting close with the light
That's a lie- if he's male and he's drunk and he's at a hotel, he clearly wanted sex lolclick to expand
He just wants to get to the room and sleep 😛
Posted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
did he honk
for valet? LOL
No, we are not in Victorian England, nor in Tiz's neighborhoodclick to expand
or mine apparently..
no at ostrich- its something that can fly but isn't a bird.
*spoiled americans*
dude was too drunk to remember where the room was, so was honking to wake her up, looked for the light to figure out the room?
Posted by Damnata
*spoiled americans*
live in Vegas... can't help the valet at the casinos.. I don't use it, I self park LMAO no way in hell am I give the keys of my Lexus to some hopped up young dude to drive.
Posted by justagirl
dude was too drunk to remember where the room was, so was honking to wake her up, looked for the light to figure out the room?
You're on to the truth here. But he honks for a really long time. Plus, why didn't he just call her til she woke up?
Posted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
no at ostrich- its something that can fly but isn't a bird.
click to expand
DEAD!! LMAO
no to the kite. it's an animal, but not a bird 🙂
Posted by justagirlPosted by Damnata
*spoiled americans*
live in Vegas... can't help the valet at the casinos.. I don't use it, I self park LMAO no way in hell am I give the keys of my Lexus to some hopped up young dude to drive.click to expand
Does Vegas lie in eternal darkness? Each photo I google of that city it's always pitch black. Even in movies
Posted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
dude was too drunk to remember where the room was, so was honking to wake her up, looked for the light to figure out the room?
You're on to the truth here. But he honks for a really long time. Plus, why didn't he just call her til she woke up?click to expand
it's his MO when at home. she knows it's him because of how long he honks.
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
A half blind eunuch threw a nut at a flying squirrel?
A half blind eunuch threw a STONE but not at a squirrel.. good try though
Posted by justagirlPosted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
dude was too drunk to remember where the room was, so was honking to wake her up, looked for the light to figure out the room?
You're on to the truth here. But he honks for a really long time. Plus, why didn't he just call her til she woke up?
it's his MO when at home. she knows it's him because of how long he honks.click to expand
No.
This is a little forced but hey, don't throw rocks at me 😄
I'll eventually start inventing my own btw 🙂)
Why is a stone not a rock?
Is the bird A BAT?
Posted by DamnataPosted by justagirlPosted by Damnata
*spoiled americans*
live in Vegas... can't help the valet at the casinos.. I don't use it, I self park LMAO no way in hell am I give the keys of my Lexus to some hopped up young dude to drive.
Does Vegas lie in eternal darkness? Each photo I google of that city it's always pitch black. Even in moviesclick to expand
Ha! no.. however I think the darkness does enhance the beauty of the strip, the lights with the dark background. that would be why that is what mostly comes up.
here is part of the strip during the day.. not as "sparkly"
Lake mead over the summer- I took this one
I can't see those 😢
Think I need an account or smthg
Think I need an account or smthg
YESSS the bat
God and I though my riddles were hard
So the half blind eunuch sees a bat perched on a stalactite?
I don't get why the stone is not a rock
God and I though my riddles were hard
So the half blind eunuch sees a bat perched on a stalactite?
I don't get why the stone is not a rock
Posted by Damnata
Why is a stone not a rock?
To me they would be the same. Did I say they where not? sorry if I did.
well you say he hits the bird with a rock but not a rock?
Did it read it wrong?
Did it read it wrong?
ohh ya I went back and read the riddle.. it's a type of rock. but I accepted stone as the answer.
you are soo close..
Perched on a branch and not a branch ( not stalactite)
you are soo close..
Perched on a branch and not a branch ( not stalactite)
about the pictures. nothing but blue, blue skies in them. That's all it is really during the day out here. 115 degrees and clear blue sky's 🙂
Posted by cornfuzzled4ever
Was it a vampire bat?
just a regular bat.. no sparkle skin vampires here, but maybe in Romania 😉
honestly, not relevant. it's just a bat 🙂
Posted by justagirlPosted by cornfuzzled4ever
Was it a vampire bat?
just a regular bat.. no sparkle skin vampires here, but maybe in Romania 😉click to expand
I see no half blind eunuchs on my street!
Is the bat perched on a church's steeple? that cross on top of a church?
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