the Virgo ALCOHOLIC

Drinking style :
>Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender.
>Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less
>than other signs, sure -- but it could also
>lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to
>brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when
>they do! Virgo's controlled by the
>intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they
>let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly
>unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink
>myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the
>subgenius IQ!
>Trademark cocktails:
>Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untrendy drinks like vodka tonic
>or a real margarita, though you'll find 'em drinking anything
>? from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering
>a dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like
>Campari and soda. They rarely change their drink once they've found
>it, however.

Get "bozzed" is the only way to dampen those damn emotional up a and downs.

Hey?? you think that Virgos don?t have feelings..??

whatever... 🙂