Virgo jokes

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by virgodog58 on Friday, March 23, 2012 and has 11 replies.

What Are Virgo Jokes and Their Meaning

Virgo jokes are humorous puns that play on Virgo traits and words. They often involve wordplay on Virgo-related terms like Virgone or Virgoing, highlighting the zodiac sign in a humorous way. These jokes are meant for entertainment and to share a light-hearted view of Virgo characteristics.

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@virgodog58
14 Years1,000+ Posts

OK here are some Virgo jokes I have thought of...

Q. What do you call a dead Virgo?
A. a Virgone!

Q. What do you call a dying Virgo?
A. a Virgoing!

Q. What do you call a doomed Virgo?
A. a Virgoner!

Q. What do you call the restless spirit of a dead Virgo?
A. a Virg(h)ost!

Q. What do you call a Capricorn with Virgo rising?
A. a Virgoat!

(Be warned, I may think of more!!!)

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@Virg916
14 Years

Haha. I guess I'll join in on the silliness. I love to see people not taking themselves seriously.

Q: What do you call a Virgo prostitute?
A: A Virg-(h)o

Q: What do you call a Virgo that's bleeding?
A: A Vir-gina

Q: What do you call a Virgo that can create miracles and is extremely good at sex?
A: Vir-God

Q: What do you call a Virgo with buck-teeth?
A: A Vir-gopher

Q: What do you call a Virgo and Sagittarius's baby?
A: A Vagittarius (not really a joke, but the word vagittarius makes me laugh...sounds dirty) 🙂

Q: What do you call a Virgo's reaction to Sarah Palin ever becoming President...of anything?
A: Virg...o...hell nah!!!!

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@Virg916
14 Years

Oh come on, people! That's the point of this thread...to be corny and ridiculous intentionally. At least that's what I gathered. Shrugs Haha.

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@virgodog58
14 Years1,000+ Posts

To my overwhelming surprise, concern, disappointment, disconsolation and dejection I note that my arch-foes the lesbian she-devils Bigdol and Taurusdyke (or whatever their names are) have not reared their pretty little heads in this particular convo. OK girls then I guess if you are not on hand to kick the living shit out of me then I will have to do it myself.

OK then here goes...

"virgodog58, YOU are the biggest Virgo joke going!!!! DOUCHEBAG!!!!!"

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@wgamador2
15 Years1,000+ Posts

Here are my award winning Vrigo jokes. Sponsored by Vagisil.

Q: How many virgos does it take screw in a light-bulb?
A: 3. One to analyze the type of bulb, one to criticize the bulb and one to worry about the bulb falling off.

Q: Why didnt the Virgo tell everyone about her partying with a group of Cancers?
A: No one would believe a Virgin with Crabs.

Knock, Knock.....
Who's there?
Virgo.
Virgo Who?
Vir...you know you should really re-paint this front door, paints chipping.

There was an old Virgo, who lived ina shoe.
She had so many kids.
Her uterus fell out.

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@wgamador2
15 Years1,000+ Posts

Q: Why do Virgals have legs?
A: So their feet wont smell like pussy.

too much...?
HAHHAHAhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Q: Why havent we sent a Virgo to the moon?
A: Cause it doesnt need cleaning yet.

Two Virgo Goldfish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says,

"How do you drive this thing?"

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@wgamador2
15 Years1,000+ Posts

Yo Momma so Virgo
that when she was in high school, she had no friends.

Yo Momma so Virgo
that she orders salad at McDonalds.

Yo Momma SO Virgo
she disinfects hand sanitizer before using it.