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Which sign would cover up a crime well?
Which Zodiac Sign Would Cover Up a Crime Best
Astrologically, Virgo is often associated with attention to detail and discretion, which could theoretically aid in covering up a crime. However, astrology does not predict criminal behavior. Personal choices and circumstances are far more influential than zodiac signs in such situations.
Virgos would. I agree. Except for one virgo.
Uhm, Scorps.
And it would be some ole 48 Hours Mystery shit. Complex and gritty as can be.
You, the dog, the pool boy, the gardener, and the housekeeper - G.O.N.E.
Why weren't they at the top of the list— Ya slip'n people, ya slip'n!
Virgo woman 😉
Posted by VIRGIE
Virgo woman 😉
+1
and this is one of my all time favorite quotes about us:
"The Virgo woman has penetrating, trenchant mental powers, and she relies on them heavily.
She dislikes artificiality and dishonesty. She can smell a sham a mile away and is the last
person to be taken in by a con. She may dedicate herself to stamping out deception and dirt.
She is, for example, an outstanding investigative reporter. She can solve Scorpio's enigmas,
Clarify the unconscious mysteries of Pisces, and order the muddled priorities of Libra, all
for a real and pragmagtic end. Because she knows where the bodies are buried, she is a dangerous foe.
Posted by VIRGIE
Virgo woman 😉+1
and this is one of my all time favorite quotes about us:
"The Virgo woman has penetrating, trenchant mental powers, and she relies on them heavily.
She dislikes artificiality and dishonesty. She can smell a sham a mile away and is the last
person to be taken in by a con. She may dedicate herself to stamping out deception and dirt.
She is, for example, an outstanding investigative reporter. She can solve Scorpio's enigmas,
Clarify the unconscious mysteries of Pisces, and order the muddled priorities of Libra, all
for a real and pragmagtic end. Because she knows where the bodies are buried, she is a dangerous foe.click to expand
LOVE IT! 😄
Posted by virg_goki
virgo men can't. we always end up spilling the truth so know this, V men can't lie
not true at all. i used to do dirt with a virgo and he was pretty tight-lipped about certain situations. Good all-around person. Not a snitch.
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Uhm, Scorps.And it would be some ole 48 Hours Mystery shit. Complex and gritty as can be.
You, the dog, the pool boy, the gardener, and the housekeeper - G.O.N.E.
Why weren't they at the top of the list— Ya slip'n people, ya slip'n!
LOL
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😛
Posted by VIRGIE
Virgo woman 😉+1
and this is one of my all time favorite quotes about us:
"The Virgo woman has penetrating, trenchant mental powers, and she relies on them heavily.
She dislikes artificiality and dishonesty. She can smell a sham a mile away and is the last
person to be taken in by a con. She may dedicate herself to stamping out deception and dirt.
She is, for example, an outstanding investigative reporter. She can solve Scorpio's enigmas,
Clarify the unconscious mysteries of Pisces, and order the muddled priorities of Libra, all
for a real and pragmagtic end. Because she knows where the bodies are buried, she is a dangerous foe.Whoa momma! lol
Hmm.. Id say Scorp for the males.. and Virgo for the females
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Good call, Pandy.
Scorp M & Virgo F.
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Uhm, Scorps.And it would be some ole 48 Hours Mystery shit. Complex and gritty as can be.
You, the dog, the pool boy, the gardener, and the housekeeper - G.O.N.E.
Why weren't they at the top of the list— Ya slip'n people, ya slip'n!
A scorpio?...well...I guess I can see the whole mystery thing. Maybe we can run neck & neck, but I believe a virgo won't leave out any important details! 😛
Posted by VIRGIE
Virgo woman 😉+1
and this is one of my all time favorite quotes about us:
"The Virgo woman has penetrating, trenchant mental powers, and she relies on them heavily.
She dislikes artificiality and dishonesty. She can smell a sham a mile away and is the last
person to be taken in by a con. She may dedicate herself to stamping out deception and dirt.
She is, for example, an outstanding investigative reporter. She can solve Scorpio's enigmas,
Clarify the unconscious mysteries of Pisces, and order the muddled priorities of Libra, all
for a real and pragmagtic end. Because she knows where the bodies are buried, she is a dangerous foe.click to expand
I concur!!!!
Posted by virg_goki
virgo men can't. we always end up spilling the truth so know this, V men can't lie
Shiaaaaattttttt!!!!!! That's a lie right there!
Posted by virg_goki
virgo men can't. we always end up spilling the truth so know this, V men can't lie
I agree
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Uhm, Scorps.And it would be some ole 48 Hours Mystery shit. Complex and gritty as can be.
You, the dog, the pool boy, the gardener, and the housekeeper - G.O.N.E.
Why weren't they at the top of the list— Ya slip'n people, ya slip'n!
A scorpio?...well...I guess I can see the whole mystery thing. Maybe we can run neck & neck, but I believe a virgo won't leave out any important details! 😛
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I agree,Virgo and Scorpios are both good at covering up a crime. Scorpio would do the dirty work and Virgo would clean up afterwards :-P Partners in Crime.
It helps to know country folk. "Happy looking pigs there .." ..'Why thank you Morgan, more pie?' 😛
We actually don't need a partner. We can do the crime all on our own - quickly, precisely, and with little to no mess. We're like Harvey Keitel's character "The Cleaner", in the movie "Point of No Return".
Or better yet, there's a movie called "The Mechanic" played by (Virgo) Jason Statham. I think that better explains how we would get the job done. 🙂
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Charles Bronson (Scorpio) in the original 🙂
LOL, Ain't nobody check'n for Charles Bronson and his old ass.
It's a new day babee and Jason Statham is where it's at.
Alright, alright, just joking. Big fan of Charles B here.
Sucks that he doesn't get the recognition though. He's so talented.
I wanna see him in some kick ass block buster film.
You're right. Good assessment.
Ben Foster was great in that film.
I agree about Death Race. It just looked cheesy.
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
We actually don't need a partner. We can do the crime all on our own - quickly, precisely, and with little to no mess. We're like Harvey Keitel's character "The Cleaner", in the movie "Point of No Return".Or better yet, there's a movie called "The Mechanic" played by (Virgo) Jason Statham. I think that better explains how we would get the job done. 🙂
Well said VV!!! 🙂
25th you don't think the young boy; the brains of the operation, in the movie Murder by Numbers couldn't have been a virgo?
^^^Interesting...
Posted by venusianbull
It helps to know country folk. "Happy looking pigs there .." ..'Why thank you Morgan, more pie?' 😛
Theres a huge pig farm down the street from me, and a few others... Hehehe
Idk if i agree a Cancer would be good at covering up a crime scene. BUT They would be good at being the last to suspect. Who would accuse a teary eyed sweet cancer bringing homeade food baskets to people? LOL "Tears are guilt but the homeade baking takes the mind off it while the passing out baskets like charity helps ease the guilt away" MWAHA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Uhm, Scorps.And it would be some ole 48 Hours Mystery shit. Complex and gritty as can be.
You, the dog, the pool boy, the gardener, and the housekeeper - G.O.N.E.
Why weren't they at the top of the list— Ya slip'n people, ya slip'n!
+ the 10,00000 petrified witnesses! LOL
SO TRUE!!!
Hey is serving as a high-level confessional post as well my dear Virgo fellows?? 😉
Yeah, based on my life experiences and other's stories I'd say the winners in this category are....Virgos and Scorpios (IMO).
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
We actually don't need a partner. We can do the crime all on our own - quickly, precisely, and with little to no mess. We're like Harvey Keitel's character "The Cleaner", in the movie "Point of No Return".Or better yet, there's a movie called "The Mechanic" played by (Virgo) Jason Statham. I think that better explains how we would get the job done. 🙂
Well said VV!!! 🙂
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Hahahaha thanks, girl! 😉
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Uhm, Scorps.And it would be some ole 48 Hours Mystery shit. Complex and gritty as can be.
You, the dog, the pool boy, the gardener, and the housekeeper - G.O.N.E.
Why weren't they at the top of the list— Ya slip'n people, ya slip'n!
+ the 10,00000 petrified witnesses! LOL
SO TRUE!!!
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Ain't it now?!
taking notes.......
aries- crimes of passion, only way they're hiding anything is by setting all the evidence on fire. Lol
taurus- too full of themselves to think they did anything wrong. More likely to escape on a technicality or by manipulating justice system than by hiding anything. (men are better)
gemini- capable of modifying the truth in their own mind, but only like to lie for fun. Likely to give it away. Because they aren't prone to committing real crimes, they have little to worry about.
cancer- will stick to their story, but that doesn't mean anyone believes them. In their paranoid hysteria, theyr likely to give themselves away. Think poe'- "telltale heart"
leo- like taurus, doesn't think they did anything wrong. Most likely to be honest and be all surprised when guilty verdict is read. Sure, they are guilty, but they thought they were above the law. (women are better though)
virgo- the few who are motivated to crime are also very good at lying. However, they often have substance abuse problems, which makes them prone to careless mistakes. Getting caught depends on who is paying attention, plus blind luck.
libra- slippery morals due to reliance on context. Diplomats of the zodiac. Good at cover ups, but unlikely to cover up anything major. Too lazy to comit major offenses
scorpio- only sign that would rather seem guilty when innocent. They need to feel like badases. Only thing they ever really need to cover up might be infidelity. Would be better off if they were just honest.
sagittarius- minor rimes mainly. Will do them publicly. Everyone too shocked to see blatant crime taking place to say anything. No need to cover up.
capricorn- bullshitter of zodiac. Will piss on you and say it's raining. Think of nelson muntz "stop hitting yourself". Get more pleasure from bullshitting and coverup than they did from the crime.
aquarius- slippery morals. Good at believing their bullshit and that they did nothing wrong. Not likely to murder, but the rest is fair game.
pisces- slipperiest morals. Will believe victim was at fault for not knowing better. If they do get caught thoug, they're pretty fucked because they don't do well with police, probation officers. Likely to be caught on warrant. Lol. Will also commit pretty serious crimes.
winner: aqua
Of course it would be either a Libra or a Gemini. But a combo of the two together would be the best.
^^^Are you kidding me?
The Leeb would be too busy looking in the mirror and the Gem would be too busy flirting. The job would never get done!
🙂
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Uhm, Scorps.And it would be some ole 48 Hours Mystery shit. Complex and gritty as can be.
You, the dog, the pool boy, the gardener, and the housekeeper - G.O.N.E.
Why weren't they at the top of the list— Ya slip'n people, ya slip'n!
😄
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🙂
I still believe a Virgo & a Scorpio would make a great team!!! Hands down...nobody would ever find that shit out. Someone said an Aqua? Get fucken real...Aquas talk too damn much & will end up confessing...hahaha.
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
^^^Are you kidding me?The Leeb would be too busy looking in the mirror and the Gem would be too busy flirting. The job would never get done!
🙂
Lol
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Hypothetically speaking!! I'm just curious to know who'd reign superior...A virgo of course!!!!!! Aren't we "PERFECT" at everything we do? *sarcasm* HAHAHAHAHA!!!! No one would ever know...😉