I can get you, your Taurus back.

For a limited time offer of 3 monthly payments of $ 29.99, I will give you the best plan, better than AT&T or Verizon, to get your Taurus back aka bestest motherfuuuuckin zodiac sign ever born in the entire history, as quoted by the great physicists Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Jesus H. Christ, I can also get them on your myspace top 8.

PS

I do accept gratuity tips.

Posted by Erinelda

I don't want any of them back, they connect with me and then tell me they are taken. There have been not one, not two but three of the bastards awakening my hope and feelings before telling me he is taken and asking me to wait for 3-6 months for him to leave. And I bet they are still all with their women too.

This homegirl don't play that.

For a low low price of free .99 cents you can get tap water and chill.

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Posted by Erinelda

I don't want any of them back, they connect with me and then tell me they are taken. There have been not one, not two but three of the bastards awakening my hope and feelings before telling me he is taken and asking me to wait for 3-6 months for him to leave. And I bet they are still all with their women too.

This homegirl don't play that.

For a low low price of free .99 cents you can get tap water and chill.

I don't know what that means but I am literally doing both of those things for free lol. I just got up and am having my first water and chillin on here. Are you really that broke? Do you need a couple bucks?

You could do my dishes, I will pay you tree fiddy.

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For a discounted price of $ 20, I can give you tips on how not to be a dirty cuunt, free dishsoap not included.

Posted by Erinelda

Posted by AntiSocial

Posted by Erinelda

Posted by AntiSocial

Posted by Erinelda

I don't want any of them back, they connect with me and then tell me they are taken. There have been not one, not two but three of the bastards awakening my hope and feelings before telling me he is taken and asking me to wait for 3-6 months for him to leave. And I bet they are still all with their women too.

This homegirl don't play that.

For a low low price of free .99 cents you can get tap water and chill.

I don't know what that means but I am literally doing both of those things for free lol. I just got up and am having my first water and chillin on here. Are you really that broke? Do you need a couple bucks?

You could do my dishes, I will pay you tree fiddy.

For a discounted price of $ 20, I can give you tips on how not to be a dirty cuunt, free dishsoap not included.

Wow. You are assuming I am being nasty? I am just a silly girl trying to joke with you : (

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Half price offer of $ 60 , you can pay us tauruses to leave us alone. Tax not included.

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Posted by Erinelda

I don't want any of them back, they connect with me and then tell me they are taken. There have been not one, not two but three of the bastards awakening my hope and feelings before telling me he is taken and asking me to wait for 3-6 months for him to leave. And I bet they are still all with their women too.

This homegirl don't play that.

I felt that. Sorry but loling at "give me three to six months to leave" taurus men acting like they are time shares out hea

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For no money down, low credit score? no problem, I will work w u.