When the volume just isn't what she's used to..

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Dazed
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Posted by shakedown
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by shakedown
Posted by colliding99

penis cage and strap on dildo

your welcome

Didn't know if "Penis Cage" was a real thing - had to Google it.

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I have one.

...And here I was thinking I was a super freak, now that I have seen a penis cage, I have decided that I am just a freak. Not surprised you have one though 😄.
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Still searching for the one to give the key to.
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5 months without a single dip
@Jumpin_Jupiter
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You got wayyyyyy too much time on your hands to say you got a job. Its sad you make this site your priority. Its obvious you not getting any attention and nobody to like you in real life otherwise you wouldn't be making these negative attention seeking threads for tons of likes picking on certain users as you always do.

I ain got no interest in this so you can quote me all you want. Not replying back.
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Dazed
@_Dazed
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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

You got wayyyyyy too much time on your hands to say you got a job. Its sad you make this site your priority. Its obvious you not getting any attention and nobody to like you in real life otherwise you wouldn't be making these negative attention seeking threads for tons of likes picking on certain users as you always do.

I ain got no interest in this so you can quote me all you want. Not replying back.

Remember when you told a mother of a newborn to off herself?

Remember when you agreed that CC should be hung from a tree?

Remember when you told us you beat your wife?
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Gemitati
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Posted by WitchmitchAries
Posted by _Dazed

What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?

get some toys. make her woo with the toys the weewee size will never matter. we are talking about weewee size right? or learn how to use it better. really it is about how it is being use. that is a fact.

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It’s a fucked up fact! 😂😂😂

Why would we need men if dildos doing job?

🤷‍♀️
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WitchmitchAries
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by WitchmitchAries
Posted by _Dazed

What advice can I give to my Capricorn bff, whose Pisces girlfriend he can't fill up as well as her Scorpio ex?

get some toys. make her woo with the toys the weewee size will never matter. we are talking about weewee size right? or learn how to use it better. really it is about how it is being use. that is a fact.

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It’s a fucked up fact! 😂😂😂

Why would we need men if dildos doing job?

🤷‍♀️
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well we dont need them anymore but they are fun to keep around.

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Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by saggurl88

Put it in her butt. 🍑 And keep her mouth filled. Hard work pays off 💪

WAIT!!! Which ‘put’ comes first?

Who is taking care of mother of gods...vagina?

🙄🤷‍♀️

The ex Scorpio blew that hole up so the Cap can’t hang anymore 😏😝

Probably looks like this now:

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Hahaha!

Poor Capricorn Man! 😭

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Posted by dilettante
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by dilettante
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by shakedown
Posted by colliding99

penis cage and strap on dildo

your welcome

Didn't know if "Penis Cage" was a real thing - had to Google it.

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I have one.

... is your natal venus retrograde?

Yes.

hah

knew it 🎯
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So is mine. Does that make us different?

As for your dilemma @_Dazed, he takes the rear and you take the front. Problem solved!
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taurus sun/rising cap moon aries mercury/venus pisces mars
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Posted by La_Mariposa
Posted by notreally
Posted by La_Mariposa
Posted by notreally
Posted by La_Mariposa
Posted by notreally

well how small is it

Is not that caps dick is too small, it’s that dazeds dick is like the lockness monster 🤷🏽‍♀️

he's a legend in his own mind

Have u seen it?

no thanks

If u did, that wouldn’t be your comment.
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lol still not interested lol
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lilyofthevalley
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Dxp is the new reddit. You all crack me up. My advice to OP.. if she’s not happy with the size and she can openly say it, it means 1. She’s not happy with him 2. She doesn’t respect him either 3. One day she’ll leave or cheat. Also, she’s extremely immature to even mention it to her man. This is an issue that must be dealt with internally... she must find her own answers about why he can’t satisfy her.. there’s no reason to dump her doubts on him, especially about something he can’t change. Mature women know that breeding insecurity in a man is a cruel and useless thing to do. Sorry but there is no remedy once this very bad conversation has been opened
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Posted by shakedown
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by shakedown
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by shakedown
Posted by colliding99

penis cage and strap on dildo

your welcome

Didn't know if "Penis Cage" was a real thing - had to Google it.

Image Not Found

I have one.

...And here I was thinking I was a super freak, now that I have seen a penis cage, I have decided that I am just a freak. Not surprised you have one though 😄.

Still searching for the one to give the key to.

Seems to be a good amount of DXP women willing to cook for you. That seems to be the key. I'm not seeing the problem.
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More than just about cooking.
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Shy_Taurus
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Posted by lilyofthevalley

Dxp is the new reddit. You all crack me up. My advice to OP.. if she’s not happy with the size and she can openly say it, it means 1. She’s not happy with him 2. She doesn’t respect him either 3. One day she’ll leave or cheat. Also, she’s extremely immature to even mention it to her man. This is an issue that must be dealt with internally... she must find her own answers about why he can’t satisfy her.. there’s no reason to dump her doubts on him, especially about something he can’t change. Mature women know that breeding insecurity in a man is a cruel and useless thing to do. Sorry but there is no remedy once this very bad conversation has been opened

Best response.