Gemini Tries to Hire a Hitman for HER!

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by DMV on Tuesday, August 18, 2020 and has 12 replies.

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@DMV
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I am shocked.

Let’s see if we can guess who said person is.

She hired a hitman to kill her because she couldn’t commit suicide. The hitman advises her to give it a month and then he will kill her.

She eventually changed her mind and called it off

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@exoskeleton_
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Posted by GemiAwesomeAss
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good for her.

I think hitman refuses to withdraw her request because he already spent money and insisted on having job done!

Now she is in hiding.

Talk about taking job seriously...💪

that is so depressing, gem

Sounds comical to me...hysterical even...

How do you manage to find tragedy in comedy?

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@brianafay
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Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by GemiAwesomeAss
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Posted by GemiAwesomeAss
Posted by exoskeleton_

good for her.

I think hitman refuses to withdraw her request because he already spent money and insisted on having job done!

Now she is in hiding.

Talk about taking job seriously...💪

that is so depressing, gem

Sounds comical to me...hysterical even...

How do you manage to find tragedy in comedy?

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You kill me every time

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@exoskeleton_
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Posted by GemiAwesomeAss
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by GemiAwesomeAss
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by GemiAwesomeAss
Posted by exoskeleton_

good for her.

I think hitman refuses to withdraw her request because he already spent money and insisted on having job done!

Now she is in hiding.

Talk about taking job seriously...💪

that is so depressing, gem

Sounds comical to me...hysterical even...

How do you manage to find tragedy in comedy?

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what website do you get ancient gifs

Cambridge dictionary if you talking ‘sachet’

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you're in your bag today, auntie

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@LadyNeptune
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'She said she had been contemplating suicide, and felt that her being killed would have been easier on her family.'

Wow no this is never the case. They would've had so many questions about who the killer was, why, were they also in danger etc.

At least with suicide there can be some closure.

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@DMV
15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by BlueStar

Someone I know had her husband who was the primary care giver of their daughter commit suicide a few years back.

He first tried it by getting into a head on collision. He survived.

He then went out behind their house and shot himself in the head but called the police to let them know so they would find his body instead of the family.

But dude, if you are gonna go don’t try taking someone else out with you.

I imagine the places he was in mentally were pretty dark