Practice Making a Baby

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

I would have thought the opposite since people are supposed to do less social interaction.

There is going to be a baby boom after this.

Unfortunately I dont live with my lover in order to enjoy all this sex. 😭

Posted by DMV

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? 😱

Quantine babies. Maybe sag babies outnumber Scorpio babies this year

Posted by Phantum

I'm having the worst period cramps of the last decade, and my pinky toe is broken, so all my emotions are going to waste. I actually got legitimately scared about this whole thing for about 10 minutes last night.

Feel better!!!

Posted by HandsomeCheckIn

Social dickstancing

Oh my 💦💦💦💦

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by DMV

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? 😱

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What? Lol.

I used a rubber, does that count

Dude Jupiter is on the sex bless train right now Haha I'm feeling it too loling

Posted by DMV

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by DMV

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? 😱

What? Lol.



I used a rubber, does that count

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Kissing!

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I’m not getting sex

Forget about dates

I should just accept that I’m going to die alone

Good time not to date anyone

my crush lives in a different city ;(

Posted by sagaciouscorp

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by DMV

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? 😱

So much for social distancing

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Kiss of death 😳

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by DMV

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by DMV

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? 😱

What? Lol.



I used a rubber, does that count

Kissing!

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Oh snap. I've been tonguing him down

Posted by 2Moon

#Sagthangs

Place them in quarantaine and they start having parties immediately and start fucking everybody in the house. 😆 .

I'm surprised there arent more sex parties.

Posted by Wild_Flo

Yes, it’s been yummy for me lately 🤤

I just wanna be tossed cirque du soleil style .

Yasssssssss

Posted by Black-Mamba

Im eating more than usual

Sounds like an oral fixation

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

* tumbleweed *

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Posted by HandsomeCheckIn

Social dickstancing

😂😂😂😂

Posted by DMV

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by DMV

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? 😱

What? Lol.

I used a rubber, does that count

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What’s a rubber?

Posted by CreativeCap

Posted by DMV

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by DMV

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? 😱

What? Lol.

I used a rubber, does that count

What’s a rubber?

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Condom

Posted by CreativeCap

Posted by DMV

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by DMV

I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.

Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.

It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.

Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? 😱

What? Lol.

I used a rubber, does that count

What’s a rubber?

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Rubber Johnny

Cock Sock

Sheath

French letter

😀

Lol

I like French letter

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I’m not getting sex

Forget about dates

I should just accept that I’m going to die alone

Dude, like, change your fucking name! Who wants to fuck that? Sounds like your naughty bits need to be quarantined.

Who mentioned babies? Bringing a baby about during these literally sick times. Because...logic!

Pass.

Practice? Even mutts in heat can procreate first go, so not much practice to it.

Im supposed to make babies but l can't get it up anymore lol

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by Onigen

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I’m not getting sex

Forget about dates

I should just accept that I’m going to die alone

Dude, like, change your fucking name! Who wants to fuck that? Sounds like your naughty bits need to be quarantined.

I’m not trying to seduce dxpers

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Doesn't matter. A sour leaky puss is a sour leaky puss.

Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by LittleStar

Posted by Black-Mamba

Im eating more than usual

Prepping for the years of famine.

I’m planning my route to Canada to seek asylum.

bro i have to plan my escape too, Americans are crazy, why are they buying more guns

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People become more vulnerable and susceptible to violent acts while under government control during uncertain times. When ish gets real

Bad, people will resort to desperate acts like stealing, robbing or looting for survival or just for the hell of it. A lot of seemingly insignificant crimes will go under radar because law enforcement will be unavailable and outnumbered. In this country, it is wise to exercise your right to bear arms.

Posted by LittleStar

Posted by MothToFlame

I guess I should get on top of this



... or bottom.

Sideways is best....

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great for taking a breather but don't want to stop🙂

Posted by CreativeCap

Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by LittleStar

Posted by Black-Mamba

Im eating more than usual

Prepping for the years of famine.

I’m planning my route to Canada to seek asylum.

bro i have to plan my escape too, Americans are crazy, why are they buying more guns

People become more vulnerable and susceptible to violent acts while under government control during uncertain times. When ish gets real

Bad, people will resort to desperate acts like stealing, robbing or looting for survival or just for the hell of it. A lot of seemingly insignificant crimes will go under radar because law enforcement will be unavailable and outnumbered. In this country, it is wise to exercise your right to bear arms.

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Yep. I read yesterday that Philadelphia is actually delaying arrest for crimes like narcotics offenses, burglary, theft from persons, auto theft, and vandalism right now, and also pushing for early release of non-violent offenders, people just charged with misdemeanors, etc. Literally letting people go and just issuing a warrant, because they're worried about the safety of the officers, spread of infection within jail populations, etc.

Posted by Metatron

Posted by CreativeCap

Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by LittleStar

Posted by Black-Mamba

Im eating more than usual

Prepping for the years of famine.

I’m planning my route to Canada to seek asylum.

bro i have to plan my escape too, Americans are crazy, why are they buying more guns

People become more vulnerable and susceptible to violent acts while under government control during uncertain times. When ish gets real

Bad, people will resort to desperate acts like stealing, robbing or looting for survival or just for the hell of it. A lot of seemingly insignificant crimes will go under radar because law enforcement will be unavailable and outnumbered. In this country, it is wise to exercise your right to bear arms.

Yep. I read yesterday that Philadelphia is actually delaying arrest for crimes like narcotics offenses, burglary, theft from persons, auto theft, and vandalism right now, and also pushing for early release of non-violent offenders, people just charged with misdemeanors, etc. Literally letting people go and just issuing a warrant, because they're worried about the safety of the officers, spread of infection within jail populations, etc.

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Yes. Same practice being taken place in Georgia and other states as well. Police are told not to respond to these types of calls unless victim is in immediate danger.