Awkward....

I walked in on one of my roommates jacking off to porn a few minutes ago... I was kind of surprised first but then I started laughing uncontrollably. Funniest shit on Earth!

That'll teach ya to knock...lol

He was on the living room couch... I just got home. I mean how was I suppose to not see.

It still wouldn't work either. He happens to sort of be kind of my nephew. Long Story.

Oh no, I completely understood what you meant. I'm just saying that even if my roommate was a girl they'd end up being my niece you see. Not that I would disagree with what you said before, it's just you know incest is kind of a big no no for me.

Well, yes obviously lol. Who wouldn't but the misses wouldn't approve. I'm thinking of making fun of him right now.

"He happens to sort of be kind of my nephew. Long Story."

Do you live in Kentucky? lol Nevermind.

Just the one. Hippo. I don't like the idea of juggling women, too much to handle. Doesn't seem right either.

SS he's living with me because his parents live in Asia and they wanted him to live over here and I was the only one who would take him in so he goes to University here.

Sorry for what? Don't be lol. I'm not offended if you're not offended.

Okie dokie artichokie!

"SS he's living with me because his parents live in Asia and they wanted him to live over here and I was the only one who would take him in so he goes to University here."

Well, it sounds like it's time for the "house rules" talk, DK. lol No illicit activities in the living room...unless it's you. After all, it's your place. 🙂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

There aren't many rules where we live. Just keep your business to yourself and don't piss me off really. Other than that it's pretty much a free for all.

Oh and it was a movie. I got Digital for the sports not the porn damnit! Ok, some porn but mostly sports.

I just handed him "The Clipboard" as punishment. It's a 12 page clipboard of things that need to be done around the apartment that we divvy up on Sunday nights. I overloaded his work schedule for the week. He's pissed but I don't care.

LOL @ DK

I feel sooooo bad for you, but at the same time it was funny 😄

lol...i

"Was he whacking it to Two girls one cup? If so you may have bigger issues at hand (get it? hand? whacking? hand?...sorry)."

Nope, but if he had then well... That would be even more awkward.

"he was careless, and wasn't playing attention.

i've never been caught, im a ninja at jacking.
they call me ninja jack."

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ninja Jack.

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