Craziest thing you did?!?STORY TIME!!

Share your stories Aqua's,what's the craziest thing you've ever done?If you're not an aqua,then what's the craziest thing you did with your Aqua friend?



One of my favorite crazy stories is that during a camping i drank a lot of beer,wine,and some vodka.I remember falling down on the grass every 5 minutes,then i was like dancing without a shirt,but luckily my bra was still on me.I remember falling then down near a friend,and i accidently kicked her plate and then she was like "Now what in hell am i gonna eat??" ,that was at 1am or so.Later i was so drunk i kissed another aqua(dude) , and when i puked out everything and felt myselg getting more sober i told him we shall stay friends,and we both agree'd on this.Later when i went in my tent to sleep,my legs were spread inside the tent,one of my arms were outside the tent,the other inside,and my head was also outside of the tent ,resting on my pillow.In the morning i heard everyone asking "Fuck it,did this girl sleep like THAT?" and my libra friend yells "Hey Becks,you slept well?" and i just showed him the finger and buried my face in the pillow. An hour or two later,someone was checking if no one was missing from last night.She yelled "Becks,you present??" and i yelled "Absent!" .Later that day me and my friends dressed up a dude as a tranvestite,and i gave on him my favorite pink bra,and then i went with the girls somewhere else.2 hours later i'm back,my bra is is ripped in 2 pieces.Oh Fuck. I go crazy cuz it was my f*cking favorite bra.I find out who is the motherf*cker who ripped it in two.A half hour later the a**hole is back.I started yelling at him random shit,saying i'd cook his eggs,and then i actually kicked him in the nuts.



That's what i call camping.😆

Now your turn to share your stories 🙂

Haha,fantasize and then make the fantasies come true! 🙂

Or get an aqua friend,believe me that he/she will make your fantasies come true. Or do you have any experiences with aqua fun/trouble? 😆

I went to a freinds warehouse party last saturday and it was so packed I had mushrooms and jameson and lots of red i dont remember much but my leg was fucked up and i was sore all over the next day. my room mate found all these condiments in the backyard cos i made a sandwich with pesto mayo and lots of other shit....I also found a flask in my pocket and i had no ide how it got there and it had my birthday on it! I also had to go to work and i was still drunk when i woke up and I'm a waiter so i was so scared about dropping plates on people or kicking a babies chair over :O my work mates were there and said i was making people crowd surf.

@virg_goki : 😢 ,well...make new aqua friends! 🙂 . This for us aqua's is always easy,to make new friends...so,if you find one don't worry,you will easily be friend with him/her.

@The_eleventh_sign_11 : lmao,nice story . 😆 , going to work drunk is something most of us aqua's do. 🙂 hahah

I got mixed up with an aquarius woman and caught something

@james tate : what have you caught? xD

@FeistyAquarian : LMAO,yea,u done a lot of crazy shit,THAT'S SO GREAT! 😄 , and i love the part with falling up the stairs.And okey,think cause i'd love to hear a story of yours 😛

And thanks ^_^ , but this is just one story,i get drunk almost on every weekend,and if i go on a trip or camping like i already told you all the story,all day is full of crazyness.


The aqua board is pretty empty so this topic also doesn't get too many stories,though we aqua's have a LOT to share,i'm 100000238572475629347293857% sure of that. ...hm,i remember that there was another topic that there ain't too many aqua's on dxp? 😢 .

If the board will be too empty i will feel obligated to post another story of mine,even if no one will read it...even if that would equal talking to myself,or better said writing to myself...i'm again talking shit,don't pay attention to me. xD

One time, at band camp...nevermind I don't want to tell that story.


(Easy joke, sorry.)

probably the craziest thing i did was dress up as a ninja and broke into a beer factory with friends when i was 15 and stole 4 cartons of beer which turned out to be light 😢

fucking amateurs!

umm i also forgot to add that the sunday of my last weekend was so amazing i met this guy that i apparently met in another city 3 years ago and he gave me his number and he said i kinda brushed him off which i don't know why cos hes really hot. we went out on sunday to 3 really cool clubs which we got into for free cos my friends are awesome and danced well into monday. we went for a wander through parks and had sex in this field with all these flowers and the bees were so close i got pretty fuking scared and it was pretty much the day before spring. it was dare i say quite beautiful, his penis that is and the whole alfresco public thing i felt like i was in some sort of really classic sex scene from a movie but we were just giving head not the whole fuking and grunting thing where i spit in my hand and stuff no.....there were so many people were walking their dogs that day, poor catholic people...

actually i got another funny story i was drunk in a park with friends called hyde park in sydney and we were playing games and shit and i really needed to pee cos theres no toilets so I climbed a tree and thought id pee down the side of it and these nuns walked past and saw me.

Oh my I thought you were going to fuck a squrrell.

im not crazy...i went up a mountain drunk thinking i was a goat so i was hopping all over rocks...i fell twice. nature wins everytime...

LMAO,.love these stories 😄

Keep on posting people!

I had something funny happen with me too this saturday...

I put my cap bff into the big group (my group of friends,so she knows them now) and well,we were dancing and i made a new friend with benefits,we went for a walk,kept kissing. I said "so..we'll stay just friends?" and he said "eurhm,no" "eurhm,yes cause i like to be better alone" "g*d damn it,i will just NEVER understand girls." . Then later i danced with God knows how many people,the DJ asked for my number and i started saying to him the story of how i lost my phone at the Black Sea. Eh,shit happens. But later i found out that the DJ has a girlfriend...no wonder why girls hate me 😕.

So,i was kinda drunk and i went home,layed down in bed.I felt kinda sick cause the friend with benefit's parfume was strong on me too,and it made me sick.I quickly went to open the window to get some fresh air,then laid back in bed. Then i started to feel dizzy.I quickly get out of bad,and run to the window....

BOING!


I hit the wall...

Oh well,shit happens.😆

Then i started quickly looking for the window...found it.I put my head out through it and then puked the living shit outta me.

Next morning i woke up..i looked out the window.

I saw my puke but it was beer mixed with something red.

Oh well,i don't even remember drinking wine.

It was either wine or i really fucked up my insides.
I guess i will write it in the newspaper,"I SELL KIDNEY SECONDHAND,NOT THE BEST BUT THE PRICE IS ONLY 1 BOX OF BEERS!" (haha,not light beer like elevent sign got from the amatours,lmao)

Damn,i love to be drunk. 😆

Whaaaaa?

No more stories?! 😢

Oh well,it's sunday so i again had a saturday story.So i'ma just write again here a story since this topic is so f'ing depressed for not getting attention *sniff sniff*

Soooo

Saturday afternoon i had to go in another city to go to my virgo bff's b-day,but before that i got lost looking for this girl who had to gave me some cologne and i had to give the cologne to another friend of mine.
So,at the party someone fucked me in the face with wipe cream (lol) and i started yelling random shit ,and i started to kinda freak out this dude near me...it was fun. And i drank like 2 glasses of champagne. I got home at 9:30pm ,immedeatly got dressed up,took the cologne to the friend,and then went to the bar with friends.

There were more people then usual,i drank like 3-4 beers,smoked a few cigarettes,started talking to a neighbor about how Hitler is hiding in our closet at night and is chewing on our toes when we're asleep.
Then later i was a little dizzy,i remember that my sag bff got mad at me,saying i didn't pay attention to her but eventually she forgave me. But then she was again angry for disappearing later(read on)

Later i f'ing kissed a girl and i liked it. Eh,for fun. No,i'm not lezbian,nor bi.

Later i went for a walk with a friend with benefits,yada yada yada . I forgot to tell my friends i'm going for a walk so some of them started to freak out that i was raped cause i didn't answer my phone. Awww,i feel loved

COME OOOON PEOPLE,I KNOW YOU ALL GOT STORIES!!!DON'T LEAVE THEM UNSPOKEN!!!😉

Open carry my 10mm Glock 20 which scared this supposed gang banger in a nearby neighborhood who was luckily by himself. I'm not a gang member, btw.

The craziest thing I did with an Aqua friend was just smoking weed with him in his cousin's back yard, or set off fireworks that are illegal in Ohio in a baseball field. A cop even approached us and just said "be careful, avoid trees, don't start any fires" essentially. Put on a cool show for the local Jews with that.

Posted by FeistyAquarian
I like Light beer LOL


And 11th Sign...I didn't realize public sex was a crazy story...I've been doin' that shit for years 😛

I'd sex you in public. Lol.