Do's and Don't's for dating Aquarius (Page 2)

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When do we get to see that Goth pic of you?

Jesus - stop pegging me prime! Just for that you don't get one! (good excuse 🙂

My hair has regrowth at the mo cause I want to get it permanently straighten but it has so much bleach in it that if I do it will be what hair dressers call a chemical cut (snaps off) Sooo not fair I want to f*ck with my hair some more (dye it black & get a lip ring) But they won't let me!!! Grrr - then Id have a wicked goth pic for u 😉
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Well prime, you could see it that way ... or .... you could look at it like this:

You have a car, you put in leather seats. The seats have got nothing to do with the engine or how your car is going to run, but it?s a comfort factor. You give your car a paint job = makeup, You put mags on it = Shoes -
you can add to your body see & really has nothing to do with your mind 🙂
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Sanks Virgo - MWAAAHHHH FUR U honey,

PS.

Hello ! Ma Baby (1899)
Joseph E. Howard and Ida Emerson

Verse 1
I'se got a little babby, but she's out of sight,
I talk to her across the telephone;
I'se never seen my honey but she's mine, all right;
So take my tip, an' leave this gal alone
Ev'ry single morning, you will hear me yell,
"Hey Central ! fix me up along the line."
He connects me with ma honey, then I rings the bell,
And this is what I say to baby mine ?

Chorus
"Hello ! ma baby, Hello! my honey, Hello ! my ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, You'll lose me,
Then youl'bee left alone;
oh, baby, telephone and tell me I'se your own

Verse 2
This morning through the 'phone she said her name was Bess,
And now I kind of know where I am at;
I'm satisfied because I've got my babe's address,
Here pasted in the lining of my hat.
I am mighty scared 'cause if the wires get crossed
'Twill separate me from ma baby mine,
Then some other man will win her and my game is lost,
And so each day I shout along the line ?
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So what. BYE PRIME!! The party is here with US girls. Karaoke time....

*chugs a beer or two* This is to the lost primegen...

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

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Damn Cat: You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered
their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put
out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will
be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her husband will be
out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab."Sorry I took so long",
he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so
I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw
her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...