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The Aquarius Character Portrait

The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks.

Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians.

Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios.

Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.

Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts.

Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you.

Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked.

Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub.

Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.

Interesting...barely fits any Aquarian I know...including me...but, interesting...

Party naked!

Erick

*burps*

Yeah everywhere I hear that Aqua'a are wild rock and roll and 60s people with neon hair which makes me wonder why the aquarious I know is the opposite.

Probably part of that unpredictability thing. A person doesn't have to look wild to be wild at heart.

Erick

i agree deepbluecalm thinger

Gwen, in my opinion, he is wild...

It is not totally inaccurate...

I do feel a strong pull toward what took place in the 60's...I have read books about it...more of a serious bent on what took place...not the carefree personna that we are supposed to project...

I do love a party...but, there must be food there! I love to feed the masses!! Sure, have some alcohol, but also have some salsa dip and chips...cheese, summer sausage and crackers...those cute little BBQ sausages...chicken quesadillas and other stuff!

I think every sign likes to get naked!

I do like astronomy...but, I do know that I have not been to all those places...at least not yet!

I may get naked but am a keeping my Hat and boots on. : ]