I Am The Law! (Page 3)

This has nothing to do with the planets. It's all DK buddy. 100% pure human cocaine.

laughy pants!!!!

I'm still so freaking pissed about that LOL!!!!

Oh sweet! Kris you ball too? Recreationaly or like club teams and semi-pro?

You play B-ball bs?

Awesome 😄

My favorite sports are ...

1) SWINMMING (of course 😉)
2) Soccer and Basketball are tied at 2nd
3) Volleyball (YEAH BABY)

"I'm still so freaking pissed about that LOL!!!"

That's why you shouldn't spray crap at me HAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHA!

We are both shocked the Kris plays ball 🙂

"I put Mary Tyler Moore up as my Avatar, I have no idea why I did that but I just felt like it"

I didn't know it was her! Cool pic though I like it. 🙂

*shouts I AM THE MEAT! at DK*

HEY! I didn't spray anything at you *blows top* I always get accused of stuff 😢

I threw KFC chic at you 😛

I'm not shocked. I think it's cool. Why would you be shocked at Kris playing basketball? It's a fun sport. All you need is a ball and a 10 ft. net.

Oh no WAIT!!!!

You threw the KFC at ME! Son of an ass!!!!

*chases DK with a root beer bottle*

Yeah but you bopped me in the head first. You started it!

I'm not shocked. I think it's cool. Why would you be shocked at Kris playing basketball? It's a fun sport. All you need is a ball and a 10 ft. net.

*pops DK in the bead*

No banana, I meant it in a cool sense, I think its awesome that he plays basketball too 😄

Umm, I think there's more to b-ball then a ball and net DK ...

Oh yeah, I also called you a smurf on the Misc. Board. Hahahahahaha!

Of course there's more to ball then those two things. But if you were to strip the game to bare bones that's all you need.

I used to do that a lot too in high school. Now I play on club teams. 5 on 5 full court cage rules were the best.

Wtf lol? Never heard of that wide array of moves. I never thought of you as a prep lol. What's up with you and labels? Geez lol. We went to state sophmore year then we lost too. I swear it sucks so bad working that hard. Most of the time I like to slash to the bucket. Never cared for the outside shot.

DK is this the guy you were sat next to on the plane?

Holy shit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish!

He should be on America's Got Talent. 😛

That's more than a talent, that's just pure awesome. His accuracy is amazing.

I wonder how many "pellet's" per minute he can pop?

3-4 poops per second. So multiply that by 60 and you get about 210-215 poops per minute.

lmao, DK, official "poop" counter. 😛

It's the guys face that cracks me up.

He looks almost high lol.

His face looks like he's saying:

"Check that shit out eh. Pretty cool huh? Betcha can't do that!"

He's one cocky SOB I tells ya.

Either that or...

"If you think that shit's cool wait till you see what I'm doing with my hands" hehe.

O_O... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Come to think of it what do you think he's doing with his hands? I say he's milking a cow.

I'd say from the look on his face he's masturbating one hahaha!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what I was alluding to hahahaha! Cows milk is white and semen is white you know lol and the act of milking and all. I was going in that direction with the whole cow reference. Hahahahahaha!

I don't fancy being the guy holding the bucket though, I mean I know this dude is accurate but, well, you catch my drift haha.

He probably lost a bet bad lol. It's not like he volunteered to catch it. Unless he enjoys catching flying piles of crap and gets off on it hahahahahha!

WHAT IN TAR WHONIES IS GOING ON IN HERE—??

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Haha CS I know, come and join in, we were just discussing what it would be like to be the bucket holder in that pic.

And in keeping with the current theme, who the fuck thought this up?

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Dear God no! Think of the children!!!!!!!!

That little kid's probably shouting "look mom, I'm an elephant poop!" haha.

That would be pretty hilarious hahahahaha! It's just really, really fucked up even for me.

*shakes head furiously*

I wonder if they pretend they're devoured by by the elephant first? "Ahhh, I'm just a little kid! I have my whole life ahead of me-AHHH!"

Now you're just pushing it hahahahahaha! Those kids are going to be traumatized and huddle into the fetal position every time they hear a trumpet now.

Yeah that kid is probably going to grow up thinking all elephants have a red chute attached to their ass.

HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That gives a whole new meaning to getting inside a cat.

"That gives a whole new meaning to getting inside a cat"

WTF? You've been IN a cat? 😛

No... If by cat you mean a Leo then yes.... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I swear that DXP is probably the only place where you can say you fucked a cat and no one would look at you funny.

lmao you had me worried there DK!

Hahaha, yeah you can get away with pretty much anything on DXP, just look at GB's "vagina" thread!