Ladies if you could create the man of your dreams

What would he look like? What would he be like? What would he like and dislike?!
My daughter is really into a computer game called The Sims which is basically a game where you can create people and families and make them do various different things. You can design their facial features and even their star sign!

So anyway say you could go into a craft shop and purchase a Make Your Own Man kit. It could be made outta some magic clay stuff that you put in the oven and by a complicated process of chemical metamorphosis what comes out of the oven is a real live guy! And he is YOURS (for as long as you want him). Describe him.

Ok for me, for looks I'd like a guy with chocolate brown eyes, Spanish or Italian type skin, 6 ft or thereabouts, taller than my 5ft 4" anyway. To have nice lips and a reasonably big and suitcase which is uniquely shaped pour moi. Ok that's his template for looks anyway cos his personality is a big attraction factor for me......

Personality: be easy going and friendly but confident and quiet as well. To be very intelligent in terms of intellect and life. To be sociable and also to enjoy being in a relationship as a couple. To be a brilliant conversationalist and to gel with me so that we can be as happy talking in eachother's company as much as being silent and doing our own thing.

And he's gotta be a fire cracker in bed. Not loads of flamboyance but good honest action with affection and then when he's nearing the top of the mountain he shows his satisfaction and in that moment lets out groans and stuff! I'm thinking in my mind that he's an Aries.

Yeah must be careful of the timing or he might be brown and crusty at the edges!

this is a stupid question.

branh0913, feeling irritable? No, actually in a dammm good mood. Life is dandy...

...but I'm gone all weekend and come in to check up on the interesting boards or the funny ones, and see you guys putting together this 'fake, perfect person' and I feel a little disgusted. Do I ever want to fit in someone's mould? Never. If fact opposite for my personal amusement. Do you guys actually want the perfect person?

OK, maybe if I was in a silly giggly girl mood I might respond different, but hey, this is a discussion board.

OMG, I came in late for my comment!! lol

😢 ...missed the train, oh well, I'll illegally hop onto another one and see where it takes me.

(smoooooooooch!) Hey Sagbaby, heading out 2nite but need to talk to you before I jump on the plane, k?

C ya everyone else! 🙂

Hi guys it's your friendly EU wench dropping by to say howdy! Aquaaqi I hope you're clay man's not starting to act up? If so you know what to do...simply back to the mixing bowl and stir well this time - you don't want any trapped air bubbles getting into the finished product.

It's a lovely sight to see young hippies running wild and free in the pastures, with their locks and beards flowing dancing in the breeze!

Once the dreads get a bit of airing they're ok. They just need to be put to graze every so often.

The way I look at it is if Aslan can manage with his mane than so can a hippie.

Everyone is a hippie. Just some of us don't realise it yet. And the day that the world realises we are just one big commune then we'll all be happy hippies 🙂

"Man my smell is your smell. And I feel honoured to share my smell with you."

Breathe it in and it will set you free........

GL I was just thinking the same. Give me a hippie any day.

Primegen looks like you need to bring out the hippie in you.

You need to frolic about in those Brazilian plains man. Make Love Not EU-Bashing.

Yes Primegen, very good, anything else? I'll bang a drum while you sing your little song.

I'm guessing he totally hasn't.

GL: Each to their own. But I don't see why they can't be one in the same.

Primer: Yeah that's when I whip the sh1t out of the fat cat filthy rich business men who can't get it up anymore. They're lining up for it.

GL: ok! I'm kinda joking too. I mean I say things that can be taken both ways. Sometimes I'm messing and other times I am sorta serious. These days I wouldn't mind a bit of good old fashioned love making (and I can only say that cos I'm not actually looking at you because even saying that word out loud makes me cringe!)

Michael Flatley is one serious jerk. I think he should be a candidate for my whip-notherapy.

Yeah he looks like a guy to me. I think her shoes are vile.

Actually completely off the subject for a moment, GL are you into Dracula as well as vampires? Cos Brahm Stoker, who wrote the orginal Dracula novel was from Dublin. It is thought that the word Dracula comes from the Geailge "Droth Ula" meaning "bad blood". It's one school of thought anyway. So there ya go, another excuse for you to come over to Ireland and pop those silly myths Prime is generating.

My typing is atrocious sorry

And Primgen:

Guys it's been a pleasure as always but MD's bowing out for tonight. Goodnight y'all!

If I could create the man of my dreams... ?

He'd be about 4 inches tall so that I could carry him in my pocket all the time but he'd transform into a full-size man when I touched his weewee 🙂

"He'd be about 4 inches tall so that I could carry him in my pocket all the time but he'd transform into a full-size man when I touched his weewee"

TC, I have a whole new respect for you, and it went from high to YOU F'in KNOW IT!!! lol 😉

"I think I am a breath of fresh air. Every once in awhile women need to be told their crazy"

LOL, that was favorite line of the month!!! Congrats. It does make sense. Bringing out certain sides in women can have a great reaction!

I wouldn't make a very convincing goth/hippie-goth as I would never get up early enough or set enough time aside to put on all the jewellery and dangly bits and bobs and paraphernalia that these guys normally wear. I 'd probably make an ok hippie though although I do like to shave my armpits and put on anti perspirant deodorant which might contravene some hippie code I dunno.The hair thing tho - no problem, I'd have dreadlocks within about a fortnight.

That's so funny! But thought it'd show him getting beat up afterwards too lol

I'm Rick James bitch! lol

Primegen is that you in that movie movie thing you posted there? The guy on the right looks very like you anyway!