
NZAqua
@NZAqua
16 Years500+ PostsAquarius
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Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
Sex is a huge thing for me I cant speak for all aquarians Id give myself a 9 out of 10 my ex and I would go at it like 4 to 5 times a day we pretty much burned each other out and yeh now that I'm single I'm a huge slut...nowa days I cant give u any stories between the sheets cos it rarely even happens there its been quite a public affair for me lately and I'm trying to change that cos i feel so dirty

Posted by Shadows
I hope to have a good story for you soon. 😉







Posted by KingPisces
I love it when you Aquas talk about sex. What do you ladies want to talk about?


Posted by NZAquaPosted by KingPisces
I love it when you Aquas talk about sex. What do you ladies want to talk about?
Let's talk about much of a turn on it is when you're having sex with a guy that actually makes a noise.
Now *coughs and waggles eyebrow*, I'm a pretty damn good root but there was this one guy - a Libra - and he was so damn quiet that the only way I knew he was "done" was because for a few seconds he had a face that looked like a bag of busted slippers! I said to him "man, you're so quiet, do you even breathe during sex?'. He proceeded to tell me this long story about how when he was about 14 he shared a room with his brother, would have a play with himself and had to be quiet.
"Man, let that shit go, you're 28 now!" (Yeah, yeah, I had Cougar-moments last year, sue me lol).
SO quiet!
Make some noise! Make some damn noise! Get wild, get into it, make some mo-fo-ing noise before i fall asleep or favour reading Cosmo instead!click to expand

Posted by brianafayPosted by tall dark and aries
I'm tri-sexual.
I tri-like this. 😉click to expand



Posted by bubblyaquariusPosted by Archimedes
Spank me daddy, spank me!
This is so funny and so me. =p Hahaclick to expand

Posted by tall dark and ariesPosted by brianafayPosted by tall dark and aries
I'm tri-sexual.
I tri-like this. 😉
Lol, that was corny.click to expand


Posted by bubblyaquariusPosted by candi3bbPosted by bubblyaquariusPosted by Archimedes
Spank me daddy, spank me!
This is so funny and so me. =p Haha
i was hoping the thread would just turn into a porn script.LOAD AND BEHOLD! Archimedes comes in
Hand, Belt, Whip or Paddle?click to expand
hand...belt..whip...or paddle?
I would say all of the above. However, not sure how a long paddle would work hahaha.





Posted by bubblyaquarius
Aquarius
My favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent, but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy to those that care about them. Go figure.
They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "but we might get caught" game.
They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick. This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from Hell! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.
Wow. 0.0

Posted by bubblyaquariusPosted by Theultra79
The mental thing is big with us air signs. Foreplay lasted for hours. We used to email each other erotic stories. One picking up where the other one left off. Can you have something like that with a non air signs?
My air sign ex sent me dirty stories too. Really fun and exciting. I loooved it!click to expand


Posted by bubblyaquarius
Wow, Aries was really bad! I had never bothered to read it before! Woah!


Posted by Theultra79
@ someday - I know right! Better than a loose sloppy slut anyday. Lol... I was getting stomach cramps reading the Aries one! Duct tape a ball gag...omg. I was weak

Posted by SomedaystarswillalignPosted by Theultra79
@ someday - I know right! Better than a loose sloppy slut anyday. Lol... I was getting stomach cramps reading the Aries one! Duct tape a ball gag...omg. I was weak
Don't make fun of my sign or I will duct tape you to the wall and smack you with ferrets?! Geez!!!! Lmfaoooo wtf?!click to expand

Posted by bubblyaquarius
I've yet to meet a Bull or Cow that actually liked me. And yeap I just called em cows. 😆 Although most Taurus I know are very fit. Its just funny, when you think of it, a female taurus is technically a cow.
I think of such odd things.
Posted by bubblyaquarius
I don't think anyone will be better or comparable to the Scorpio I was with. They are the best.
Posted by Theultra79
@Lisabethur - what taurus and Pisces authors were you talking about? And, no wonder I loved interview with a vampire so much. Read the book and saw the movie a mil times.

Posted by aquansidenout
I love sex to the point I think I might be addicted to it. If I'm not watching porn, I'm masturbating, having sex, thinking about having sex, fantasizing about old sex and potential new sex partners....you name it I've probably done it. I've always been the friend in the circle with stories to tell while the rest knowing full well they wanted to let their inhibitions go just pleasured themselves to my stories. I've done some kinky shit and the most fun sexually open I've had has been a taurus with lots of gem placemnts so yes lots of experimenting. To me sex is not taboo it's beautiful thing and we should not be turned off to the possibilities. I will admit I have made some saints sinners and that's a turn on for me to get the goody two shoes guy and make him my bitch. Nothing like corrupting a man and whoring him up for the next broad. 😉
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Well? are ya?
Are you a lil' bit naughty or could you care less about the ol' Slip-N-Slide?
I'm asking because it's a distant memory for me atm and I want to live vicariously for a while through your bed sheet stories until i find me some rumpy again.