Q & A Session with DK

The format will be in the form of Jeopardy style . Well the answers. Ok Ask me a question and I will answer them in the form of a question. By the way watching a dog eat its own crap is fucking hilarious. Who?What?Where?When?Why?

If you ask the right questions you get points. The judging will be based on humour, relativity to the topic and sheer insanity. The more zany and wacky the questions that you can come up with added with humour relative to the current subject the more points you get. Questions I deem absolutely perfect I will put into the daily double.

Q: DK is a sexy beast.
A: What is the OP's current occupation?

Q: Aquarius is an air sign.
A: What is which sign likes to carry a pot of water wich actually contains weed in it but they say it's water to confuse people.

Q: Watching a dog eat it's own crap.
A: What is the funniest thing I've ever seen since this morning.

Where has the OP been for the last couple of months?

...WHAT?! Aquarian's water pots, which I had previously thought contained...water... actually contain...pot?!
No WAY!

Where has the OP been for the last couple of months?

I went on vacation and had back surgery. Hi Twin! how are you?

Hi Spatula! I used you today to make eggs and beans.

Welcome back DK09! 🙂


Q: how many dor-i-tos does it take to thatch a roof?

Q: how many dor-i-tos does it take to thatch a roof?

Good question. I like the way you think.

A: What is 846,000. Although most of those doritos would end up in mah bellay.

Q: What happened to the OP's back.

Hola Twin! Missed ya! Been a bit busy in life lately...see you around.

welcome back sex maniac!😛
*high five

Hahahahaha!

There is something slightly disturbing about that though Devil....

Q: Besides eating, what are donut holes good for?

A: What is Snowball fights.

Q: What happened to the OP's back.

A: What is a bad accident on my trip that was compounded by other circumstances at work.

welcome back sex maniac!
*high five

YEAH!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

High Five back at ya Mr. bond! That gif is freaking hilarious. I'm surprised I haven't seen that one yet.

Can Moon and Venus signs have cusps? Someone recently told me last night that I have a Libra/Scorpio Moon and a Pisces/Aries Venus. Am I a freak? I'd like to think so but someone enlighten me. Shit I've been on for too long. DK must go to class now. I fucking hate and I mean hate driving in the morning traffic. Oh well. SPORTS MANAGEMENT FTW!

A: Three roosters, a partridge and a badger.

What is Sunday Morning Roadkill at the cottage.

P.S

Are you following me hahahaha?

A. Yes, yes I am.

P.S.

You're out of milk.

Goddamn it I told Henry to get more milk that little bastard never listens.

P.S.

I love goat milk.

Can I call you YumBum? Howz about Yummumumumumumu?

You can call me Baron Rumplestitskin Cohenstein the III.

Ok Ricardo it is. So how you doing Ricardo?

Pretty good, how about you Patrick?

I'm holding up pretty good on my end. I was about to pick up some milk but then I thought to myself. Why?

something to remind you of the milkman?

Your full name isn't David Firth, is it?(He's also an Aqua)

Nope. My name would be DF09 if it was lol.

If I had more money honey
Would you love me, love me, love me?
If I wasn't just somebody like me, like me?
If I had more money honey
Would you love me, love me, love me?
If I wasn't just somebody like me, like me?
I've made mistakes that I can't erase
I've made mistakes

Ya ya yo, ya ya yo
I know you know

Lord, I was born a ramblin' man
Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can
And when it's time for leavin'
I hope you'll understand
That I was born a ramblin' man

My father was a gambler down in Georgia
He wound up on the wrong end of a gun
And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus
Rollin' down highway forty-one

Lord, I was born a ramblin' man
Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can
And when it's time for leavin'
I hope you'll understand
That I was born a ramblin' man

Testing.

Q: Where are the nekkid pics?

What is a marmoset?

What is what nekkid pics?









HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahaha...is marmoset my question to the above answer— What the...—

What is Yes.

is it true you always wear a strap-on when going to the supermarket?

Yep. I strap it on my head pretend it's a horn and I ram people with it and tell them I'm about to FIRE MAH LAZUR!!!!!!! (Courtesy of Bling on that one, awesome videos hahahahaha)