Something I found funny:

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today?s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn?t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ?Who Represents? where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there?s the Italian Power Generator company...
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales (that's in Australia):
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you?re looking for computer software, there?s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there?s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

Hey lovely lady.. I heard you got hitched!

GL, I'm shocked! You know this.. means you'll have to get used to cuddling.. even in the summer time (*whew*.. hot sweaty cuddling.. )

Hi Vanessa!

I can see it now.. you snuggle-bugging with Jase.. your face pressed firmly into one of his salaciously hot and sweaty armpits... commisserating with each other about all the hot women that neither one of you can sleep with anymore.... sounds like heaven...

*sighs dreamily*.. I'm getting the warm and fuzzies...

I kid I kid.. I joke I joke..

YUP.. we're still together.